You're outta his league. Dude's dropping skin like a corn snake.

Are you doing a diet like trimspa or something or are you just going at it yourself?

Just counting calories, taking a multi-vitamin, but not exercising enough. I should think about starting. :)

I would say that that is an Iowa thing but he's from SoCal

I wonder what a corn snake is, anyway? Is this something I should already know?

Is that an insult?

You just reminded me of Jay sitting in the back of the scooby doo van in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Just a harmless snake that still freaks me the hell out when I see one.

That whatever-it-is isn't thinking that snake is harmless.

Interesting.

Yeah, I'm on dialup. That did not load.

Does it have one eye? I've been warned about those one eyed snakes.

If you're talking about the little red x, I see it just fine.

If you rub those right they'll do anything you want. :p

When you see a one eyed snake just gently beat it.

I guess I still need some practice. Haven't found one willing to stick around to do anything I want.

I've been advised to bite its head off.

This could be why they don't stick around

That is just mean. Peta says that all that is needed is a licking sucking. NO BITING!!!!

You told me not to listen to anything PETA says. :p

Fine no fur for you!

Do you drink alcohol?

If you stopped drinking for 30 days, and just even went for a 1- hour walk three days a week, you would be SHOCKED by how much it changes your body.

I stopped drinking Jan 1st and had lost 10 lbs. by feb 5th with no exercize. Then I started riding my bike, and I am almost like I was in college. BAM!

:deevee:

I drink maybe once a month. I've cut soda out completely, except for the occasional rum and coke.

psst:

You already have a beaver pelt.

Cut out the soda too. that is alot of calories.

If aces isn't careful, she won't be so willing to share it.

Ok, now I really am off to bed.

Later losers. :p

psst:

I took possession of that long ago.:harumph:

pussy

wow! did everyone leave?

Or am I posting to myself?

I will get this thread to 15000 post myself then

I did leave. Remember? I'm in Iowa.

even if it takes all night!

postwhore

but yet I still talk to you at 2 in the morning while I try to eat

look who's talking

You know you miss me.

I think I can I think I can

I dunno. I think I'm just a postslut. You have goals.

wanna chat?

You should know I have a boyfriend back home.

All I need is a little cooperation to make this interesting

how can I help?

While he is away do you want to go out? Say Saturday night?

I will pick you up.

You can come back to my place and wash my shorts. :D

Yeah. I'll be at my parents house. We just need to be careful so he doesn't find out.

And maybe some other things too

You make me so hot

Wow, I go to check out hotel rates, and you two start cheating on each other with each other.

It will be OK it's not like we will be leaving clues for him or anything.

Say, what are you two doing on 4/21?

what day of the week is it?

It's so much safer than actually cheating. She might really catch me.

we can go back to my place. I have laundry detergent there. We'll get those shorts real clean.

You really want to risk that ass kicking? I think not.

OK but do you have dish detergent so that we can wash the dishes that we use?

Whose ass will be getting kicked? If it's hers then OK whatever. I'll watch.

You may want to pick some up. We'll need to get a load started right away, baby.

Do I need to explain the rules again?

Shh I think my gf might be on to us. Act normal.

Ya think?

To which game?

Um, yeah. Chiefs and Arrowhead and Damnit Carl and stuff.

Well, have ya been using dishes?

4/21 is a saturday

The one you won't purchase. :p

You'll be working then

yep! and I had nachos which means I cleaned out the leftovers

I didn't like the rules to that game.:p

Mmmmm...nachos......

Could do lunch or a meet and greet.

Perhaps we should discuss editing them. The rule about socks on the living room floor stands though. :p

Yep blew my diet out of the sky

That'd be ok. Kids included? We'd have to try to keep Luv sober.

WOO HOO the kids will love to hear that thier socks can stay in the living room.:)

My diet has included Pepsi, pizza, pretzels, cherry pie, cheesecake (not as good as mine), and a bunch of other junk.