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Buck 05-13-2011 11:23 PM
Tales from last night pt. 1

Apparently sometimes I laugh during my sleep. I must have funny dreams.

KcMizzou 05-13-2011 11:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 7639887)
Two startling revelations I have had in the past 5 months:

1. A woman I have known for at least 10 years and is married to what would be my best friend.....a woman that you would see as similar to a stereotypical 1950's housewife....has at least 6 sex toys.

2. Another woman I have known for 8 years and is a good friend of my wifes....a woman that appears to be fairly straight laced.....is bisexual.

Who would of thunk it.
Tell us more.

Buck 05-13-2011 11:25 PM
Tales from last night pt. 2

Apparently it's ok to use someone else's toothbrush to brush your teeth as long as you already kiss each other in the first place (I don't agree with this, btw).

Bugeater 05-13-2011 11:26 PM
What we've got here is...failure to communicate...

Buck 05-13-2011 11:27 PM
Tales from last night pt. 3

Sriracha doesn't stain your clothes.

Mr. Plow 05-13-2011 11:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 7639896)
Tell us more.
Husband of of woman #1 has always said "she doesn't like sex very often"...tonight her and my wife got into sex toy discussion. Which was to say, very very surprising.

Woman #2 has been divorced for a little over a year. Husband cheated on her several times over. Apparently she repressed her sexuality while she was married. Started getting into toys and discovered she likes....eh....the "outfield" just as much as the "infield".

Buck 05-13-2011 11:28 PM
Tales from last night pt. 4

Banana Kush is a highly regarded strain of marijuana among Xbox Live players.

Bugeater 05-13-2011 11:29 PM
MISTER BOOOO-JANGLES....DAAAANCE

Buck 05-13-2011 11:30 PM
Tales from last night pt. 5

Lord of the Rings is many times better when having smoked a bunch of Banana Kush.

Buck 05-13-2011 11:31 PM
Tales from last night pt. 6

I am about 1000% more aware of my mustache when I am high on weed.

Buck 05-13-2011 11:31 PM
Tales from last night pt. 7

The amount of which I love pussy is unquantifiable.

KcMizzou 05-13-2011 11:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7639900)
What we've got here is...failure to communicate...
Just for the record... you forced me to do this....

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Mr. Plow 05-13-2011 11:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7639908)
Tales from last night pt. 7

The amount of which I love pussy is unquantifiable.

It's good to love yourself.

Buck 05-13-2011 11:33 PM
Tales from last night pt. 8

I almost love a girl cooking breakfast for me as much as I love anything else. Maybe even more.

KcMizzou 05-13-2011 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 7639902)
Husband of of woman #1 has always said "she doesn't like sex very often"...tonight her and my wife got into sex toy discussion. Which was to say, very very surprising.

Woman #2 has been divorced for a little over a year. Husband cheated on her several times over. Apparently she repressed her sexuality while she was married. Started getting into toys and discovered she likes....eh....the "outfield" just as much as the "infield".
Whoa.

Alright then. Heheheh.


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