sweet

The kids ruined all my sharpies. The only thing I have left that could do any damage is my beard trimmer. If you wake up with a Jayhawk shaved into your scalp, I don't know anything about it.

Shut it. :D

I'm a pro as a drunk. Pretty good at it. Never get out of hand... never drive... always in a good mood. It's all about having fun.

Shut it. :D

I'm a pro as a drunk. Pretty good at it. Never get out of hand... never drive... always in a good mood. It's all about having fun.

:p

Mrs. Smitty... you are an evil woman.

Well, goodnight ****ers.

I hate (ok, mildly dislike) all of you. I thought this was a safe place to confess my drunken state and go out to attack other threads with my wisdom. We've gotta get on the same page. What else is this thread for?

The best i can tell is ...

Understood. I'm better now. We need some music.

Shut it.

I'm a pro as a drunk. Pretty good at it. Never get out of hand... never drive... always in a good mood. It's all about having fun.

Shut it.

I'm a pro as a drunk. Pretty good at it. Never get out of hand... never drive... always in a good mood. It's all about having fun.

Damnit, man... I kinda assumed you'd be on my side.

Two startling revelations I have had in the past 5 months:

1. A woman I have known for at least 10 years and is married to what would be my best friend.....a woman that you would see as similar to a stereotypical 1950's housewife....has at least 6 sex toys.

2. Another woman I have known for 8 years and is a good friend of my wifes....a woman that appears to be fairly straight laced.....is bisexual.

Who would of thunk it.

One of the coolest things about CP is, you can make a fool of yourself here... and you'll be judged... but really, who cares? Don't hurt much. It stays here.

On FB, you have everyone you've ever set eyes on, plus about 500.

That's a lot of pressure.

I just ate a bomb ass burrito after drinking a few beers.