I told him other things too.

Man I have a really sexy story to tell but I don't know if I want it out on the internet.

**** it, I'm telling the story.

This thread needs more posts plus I want to keep you in suspense so I'm posting this over multiple posts.

Yesterday around noon I texted the girl I've been seeing to see if she wanted to hang out after work. It turned out she had the day off so I brought over some beers to her house around 1 pm and drank a couple.

How do you know you have a sweet ass?

Fast forward.....you got laid.

We watched some cartoons and drank beer until around 2:30 pm and then we went to a Mexican restaurant to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

Patience, Dear.

Because I'm ****ing weird and I sample asses including my own. And yes, my neck hurts now.

i love cartoons btw buck

Oh, okay.

We got back to her place around 4ish and then we went to Benihana to hang out with some friends around 5. It turns out that by the time we got to Benihana they were pretty much finished eating so we drove over to Barnes and Noble because one of the girls needed to buy a book.

glad your questions were answered to proper satisfaction, ForgetMeNot.

We got done with that around 6 and we were going to go back to one of the girls houses and just chill out and drink some beer there, but the girl I'm seeing got a call saying that we need to make a pit stop at Gordon Biersch Brewery. One of her friends works there so we went in to say hi.