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chiefs4me 03-17-2007 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
I haven't had any reason to get irritated with you that I can remember.

People who make promises, and then casually break them, and have to audacity to laugh and joke about it do kind of set me off.







what "doesn't" set you off..

milkman 03-17-2007 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
what "doesn't" set you off..
Since stupidity sets me off, you, I'm sure, will never find out what doesn't set me off.

Crush 03-17-2007 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Wally World Life
A woman was putting some items in to layaway, some of the items were folders. Some folders rang up at .27 cents and a couple others rang up at .65 cents. The .27 cent folders all had corporation logos on them (Coke, Nike, Disney...) and the ones that rang up .65 cents were "WWJD" (What Would Jesus Do) folders. The customer was confused on how to tell what folders were what prices so the clerk explained that only the folders with corporations on them were .27 cents. The lady then proceeded to claim that Jesus was a corporation. I'd like to invest in that stock because Jesus is pretty popular among Americans Random Thought - Today the Jesus stock (Symbol: JES) was crucified to 28 points, but was resurrected before the end of the day to a promising 32 points.
ROFL

SPchief 03-17-2007 10:41 PM
"08-26-2005 - As I returned to the front of the store from electronics I noticed something odd about a lady I could see in the distance. As I got closer, I realized she only had one arm, and she was wearing a tank top. Once I got even closer, I realized that she had a tattoo on her stump, where the arm should be. It looked like Grumpy, the dwarf from Snow White, except that Grumpy was missing an arm as well. The dwarf had a name, which was also tattooed on her arm, it said "Stumpy" in cursive writing. It reminded me of the midget with the tattoo of an oompa loompa smoking a joint."


Badgirl? :hmmm:

Bugeater 03-17-2007 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
"08-26-2005 - As I returned to the front of the store from electronics I noticed something odd about a lady I could see in the distance. As I got closer, I realized she only had one arm, and she was wearing a tank top. Once I got even closer, I realized that she had a tattoo on her stump, where the arm should be. It looked like Grumpy, the dwarf from Snow White, except that Grumpy was missing an arm as well. The dwarf had a name, which was also tattooed on her arm, it said "Stumpy" in cursive writing. It reminded me of the midget with the tattoo of an oompa loompa smoking a joint."


Badgirl? :hmmm:
Could be this one:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=141824

chiefs4me 03-17-2007 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
Since stupidity sets me off, you, I'm sure, will never find out what doesn't set me off.




LMAO

luv 03-17-2007 10:47 PM
In honor of St Patrick's Day, I decided to get the makings ofa Green Mexican. I'm getting shitfaced. Why? Because I can.

Ultra Peanut 03-17-2007 10:48 PM
oh god i'm not good with cars how did i get here!!!!!!!!!

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SPchief 03-17-2007 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
In honor of St Patrick's Day, I decided to get the makings ofa Green Mexican. I'm getting shitfaced. Why? Because I can.

Where is there a green mexican in springfield? :)

milkman 03-17-2007 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
In honor of St Patrick's Day, I decided to get the makings ofa Green Mexican. I'm getting shitfaced. Why? Because I can.
Green Mexican?

Makes perfect sense for an Irish holiday.

milkman 03-17-2007 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
Where is there a green mexican in springfield? :)
Praying to the porcelain god?

Sam Hall 03-17-2007 10:53 PM
I didn't realize the beryllium thread was still going. Simplex is such a huge postwhore that he had to be locked away where few people would notice him.

luv 03-17-2007 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
Where is there a green mexican in springfield? :)
As soon as I mix some apple pucker with some tequila, it'll be going down the hatch.

SPchief 03-17-2007 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
As soon as I mix some apple pucker with some tequila, it'll be going down the hatch.


:Lin:

milkman 03-17-2007 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
As soon as I mix some apple pucker with some tequila, it'll be going down the hatch.
The hatch?

Is that a new slang for it?

luv 03-17-2007 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
The hatch?

Is that a new slang for it?
The hatch....my throat. It's a shot.

milkman 03-17-2007 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
The hatch....my throat. It's a shot.
Green Mexican down the hatch sounds like something a little less innocent to me.

Cntrygal 03-17-2007 11:04 PM
Spring skiing........... wow........ exhausting........

TinyEvel 03-17-2007 11:05 PM
Watching NFL REPLAAAAY on TiVo.

There's those commercials with the "NFL REPLAY" jingle with all the players. Makes me crave a quesadilla/nachos and a beer.
Pavlovian all the way.
Can't wait until September.

luv 03-17-2007 11:14 PM
I made a spinach pizza to eat first. No drinking on an empty stomach.

milkman 03-17-2007 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
I made a spinach pizza to eat first. No drinking on an empty stomach.
Spinach pizza.

Uggghhhhh.

SPchief 03-17-2007 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
I made a spinach pizza to eat first. No drinking on an empty stomach.

Since when did you move to kalifornia?

TinyEvel 03-17-2007 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
Since when did you move to kalifornia?
Bite me!

I like spinachk on my pizza. It makes my arms buff (see Av) LOL

luv 03-17-2007 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
Since when did you move to kalifornia?
California Pizza Kitchen. God this is good. I already made my shot. It's sitting there staring at me.

SPchief 03-17-2007 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
California Pizza Kitchen. God this is good. I already made my shot. It's sitting there staring at me.


What are you waiting for then? Shoot it.

Cntrygal 03-17-2007 11:24 PM
Think of it as a "pre dinner drink".

Cntrygal 03-17-2007 11:24 PM
An appetizer....

milkman 03-17-2007 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Bite me!

I like spinachk on my pizza. It makes my arms buff (see Av) LOL
That's what you call buff?

Looks like a woman with hairy arms.

luv 03-17-2007 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
What are you waiting for then? Shoot it.
Are you trying to get me drunk? :p

Patience, my dear.

Cntrygal 03-17-2007 11:31 PM
What the hell? Do you people have me on ignore? :mad: HELL-O!!!!

milkman 03-17-2007 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Cntrygal
What the hell? Do you people have me on ignore? :mad: HELL-O!!!!
Quit yer bitchin'.

SPchief 03-17-2007 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Cntrygal
What the hell? Do you people have me on ignore? :mad: HELL-O!!!!

Attention whore.

Cntrygal 03-17-2007 11:35 PM
No.

I'm REALLY tired...

luv 03-17-2007 11:36 PM
Bottoms up!

milkman 03-17-2007 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Cntrygal
No.

I'm REALLY tired...
No?

No to what?

SPchief 03-17-2007 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
Bottoms up!


About time.

SPchief 03-17-2007 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman
No?

No to what?

Quit giving her attention.

Cntrygal 03-17-2007 11:39 PM
luv - have one for me!

"No" to "quit bitchin". :)

Cntrygal 03-17-2007 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
Quit giving her attention.

:mad:

Cntrygal 03-17-2007 11:47 PM
Okay - since you all are either drunk (and keep forgetting to type anything) or getting drunk (too busy to type anything)....

I'm taking my sore & sunburnt body to bed.

luv 03-17-2007 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Cntrygal
luv - have one for me!

"No" to "quit bitchin". :)
Will do! One more coming up!

Sorry, I've been apologizing my ass off for being stupid. I'm here now.

SPchief 03-17-2007 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Cntrygal
Okay - since you all are either drunk (and keep forgetting to type anything) or getting drunk (too busy to type anything)....

I'm taking my sore & sunburnt body to bed.

Both an attention whore and a pussy.

Nite.

luv 03-17-2007 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
About time.
I hate the taste of tequila going down, but it has a nice after taste.

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:11 PM
Isn't Pitt. Ks. and Joplin,Mo. only about 7 miles apart from each other ???

Buck 03-18-2007 09:18 PM
Sup everybody?

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Sup everybody?

I think everybody ran away...

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:24 PM
I'm going to bed...

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
I'm going to bed...

Pussy..............














Someone here had to say it....

luv 03-18-2007 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
Isn't Pitt. Ks. and Joplin,Mo. only about 7 miles apart from each other ???
Not sure exactly how far, but they are basically neighbors with a state line between them

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
Not sure exactly how far, but they are basicalling neighbors with a state line between them

Thank You

Sam Hall 03-18-2007 09:27 PM
I've seen something lately that I don't understand. I like the Dodge Charger, but I don't understand why someone would pick the sublime color. The green color ruins a sweet car.

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Sam Hall
I've seen something lately that I don't understand. I like the Dodge Charger, but I don't understand why someone would pick the sublime color. The green color ruins a sweet car.

I have an 86' Ford Mustang 5.0 GT Convertable... I'm thinking of getting the 2007 version now...

Simply Red 03-18-2007 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
Isn't Pitt. Ks. and Joplin,Mo. only about 7 miles apart from each other ???
Yes. Plus 22 mis.

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Yes. Plus 22 mis.

Thanks... That's not too bad...

Simply Red 03-18-2007 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
Thanks... That's not too bad...
Allow me to guess: You're tourney is in Pitt, Ks. and you're sleeping in Joplin...???...

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Allow me to guess: You're tourney is in Pitt, Ks. and you're sleeping in Joplin...???...

Oh no... staying in Pitt... I just remember going to Joplin and bowling on Saturday, then heading to Pitt and bowl on Sundays... I thought they were close together...

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
Oh no... staying in Pitt... I just remember going to Joplin and bowling on Saturday, then heading to Pitt and bowl on Sundays... I thought they were close together...

This was year's ago though...

Simply Red 03-18-2007 09:43 PM
Damned it! I was off by a mile and change.

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/m...2z=&panelbtn=2

ChiefsFire 03-18-2007 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
This was year's ago though...

hey Pinkfloyd.....hey suggestions on brands of bowling balls?

TinyEvel 03-18-2007 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
I have an 86' Ford Mustang 5.0 GT Convertable... I'm thinking of getting the 2007 version now...
There's a suhweet yellow one. There's an orange one that's even cooler.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford-...93863182QQrdZ1

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
Damned it! I was off by a mile and change.

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/m...2z=&panelbtn=2
Not a bad guess... Joplin was farther south than I remember it being... Goes to show how intoxicated I and we all were back then... Thank gawd for the designated driver back then...

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiefsFire
hey Pinkfloyd.....hey suggestions on brands of bowling balls?
I bowl mostly with the Hammer brands.... "The Deal" --- "Green Toxic" --- The Black Widow is a good ball.... PBA Shark is another good one...

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
I bowl mostly with the Hammer brands.... "The Deal" --- "Green Toxic" --- The Black Widow is a good ball.... PBA Shark is another good one...

Those 4 alone are close to 750-800 bucks...

PinkFloyd 03-18-2007 09:54 PM
I'm outta here...


Nite everyone

Simply Red 03-18-2007 10:08 PM
hi

007 03-18-2007 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
hi
hey

Simply Red 03-18-2007 10:11 PM
Milkman where are you PUSSY?!

Simply Red 03-18-2007 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Guru
hey


You're a KU fan right?(not that it matters w/me) but; Did you watch any games?

Simply Red 03-18-2007 10:25 PM
THIS THREAD ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simply Red 03-18-2007 10:28 PM
MM where the fuq ya at?

Simply Red 03-18-2007 10:33 PM
This thread has suddenly died.

KS Smitty 03-18-2007 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
This thread has suddenly died.
This isn't dead cuz neither mmaddog or I have posted on it.








OOOPS

Sam Hall 03-18-2007 10:40 PM
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luv 03-18-2007 10:42 PM
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007 03-18-2007 11:52 PM
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L.A. Chieffan 03-18-2007 11:53 PM
meth addicts on HBO. that stuff never gets old.

luv 03-19-2007 01:06 AM
Holy moly. This place is DEAD.


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