ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

I'm guessing the fat girl is whining to her online friends right now.... "After the dork showed up he started undressing me with his eyes and then when I saw all that loose skin I got a little grossed out and couldn't think of anything to say because I kept staring as miles of skin tucked into his shorts like a bathrobe. He kept asking if he could pee in my butt or if I would show him my "Arbies". I wish he'd have taken me to Papadeaux at least - I'd have gotten two Shrimp Brochette and then maybe it would have been worth it. He definitely misrepresented himself. I'll bet he molests his dog."

LMAO That is ****ing hilarious.

Iowanian

08-25-2008 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4946023)

If it wasn't past my bedtime, I'd lay into that little comment.

Thats the spirit. Begin the relationship by a quick AIM "good night bubba" and crack the shell of this fascade of no romance between you two.

Its destiny.

luv	08-25-2008 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4945952)

You're looking at it wrong.

Stop going into it with the expectation of laying pipe.

Going out with a girl, having conversation, learning the ropes of the flow of a date is good experience. It was worth more than her lunch for that experience alone. Build on that.

You also need to know your spot in the food chain. Mid 20's virgins who live at home aren't exactly going to be pulling a Halle Berry look alike.

Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

Exactly. If you were really just looking for someone to **** in order to get your first time out of the way, then you could have easily done that by now. Just get on and say what you're looking for.

I think that you are looking for more than just sex, and you're playing up this whole thing to make it seem like it's something trivial to you.

Dude, whatever it is you're looking for, JUST BE HONEST. If not with us, I hope you are with whomever you're chatting it up with.

luv	08-25-2008 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4946041)

Thats the spirit. Begin the relationship by a quick AIM "good night bubba" and crack the shell of this fascade of no romance between you two.

Its destiny.

Why do people keep saying that? I'm not the slut everyone thinks I am, and I'm not looking to bust someone's man-cherry just for kicks.

Sure-Oz

08-25-2008 10:45 PM

I thought it was past your bedtime?

Sure-Oz

08-25-2008 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4946041)

Thats the spirit. Begin the relationship by a quick AIM "good night bubba" and crack the shell of this fascade of no romance between you two.

Its destiny.

LMAO

luv	08-25-2008 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4946060)

I thought it was past your bedtime?

It is. I meant that more for the effect of saying I'm too tired to put forth the effort. Insomnia. I'm forcing myself back into bed at midnight though.

Sure-Oz

08-25-2008 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4946067)

It is. I meant that more for the effect of saying I'm too tired to put forth the effort. Insomnia. I'm forcing myself back into bed at midnight though.

That's 12 minutes to lay it on Claythan!

luv	08-25-2008 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 4946069)

That's 12 minutes to lay it on Claythan!

At least he admittedly has no job and can't afford to be on his own. My ex was trying to skate by the whole time with lies of hardships and no one believing in him.

luv	08-25-2008 10:56 PM

Words of wisdom before heading to bed....

Just be honest, or at least appear to be.

Phobia

08-25-2008 10:57 PM

Seriously though, Claythan - lets all be honest here. You're nearly 27 and never kissed a female of this species. You're nobody's prize. If a gal you buy lunch orders the large nacho appetizer and a Big Tex steak you should just be grateful for the company. It's not your fault, dude. It's the fault of your parents. They should have dated themselves prior to the age of 35. Can you imagine your father driving around your mother's block for months at a time in his mother's 1970 Monte Carlo before it finally broke down and had to talk to her? Then they fell into a passionate embrace when the realized they were made for one another.

Maybe you could take some pointers from Pops.

Fairplay

08-25-2008 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4946084)

Words of wisdom before heading to bed....

Get to bed already. This place will still be here i promise.

Besides you need your beauty sleep.

Hammock Parties

08-26-2008 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4944845)

lots of chicks don't want to fuck.

does she drink?

She's ****ing 18. No.