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4th and Long 05-06-2011 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ForgetMeNot (Post 7624473)
I don't give mine out either. I hate stalkers.
I have no "cute" reply for that.

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luv 05-06-2011 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 7624480)
Nope. Definitely not cute.

KurtCobain 05-06-2011 03:35 PM
I'm broke, I have two kids, I own nothing, and I have a rather small penis and a drug addiction that could come screaming into my life at any time. Also a 42 tattooed on my leg.

If I get a divorce, do I have any shot at finding a new sexy woman who cooks and cleans?

luv 05-06-2011 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7624503)
I'm broke, I have two kids, I own nothing, and I have a rather small penis and a drug addiction that could come screaming into my life at any time. Also a 42 tattooed on my leg.

If I get a divorce, do I have any shot at finding love?
Two kids?

KurtCobain 05-06-2011 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ForgetMeNot (Post 7624506)
Two kids?
You didn't know I have kids?

Buck 05-06-2011 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ForgetMeNot (Post 7624327)
Fart or take a dump?
Neither. Just had a really awesome night.
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luv 05-06-2011 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7624524)
You didn't know I have kids?
I thought you just had the girl.

Buck 05-06-2011 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7624503)
I'm broke, I have two kids, I own nothing, and I have a rather small penis and a drug addiction that could come screaming into my life at any time. Also a 42 tattooed on my leg.

If I get a divorce, do I have any shot at finding a new sexy woman who cooks and cleans?
You never know. It could happen.

KurtCobain 05-06-2011 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ForgetMeNot (Post 7624641)
I thought you just had the girl.
The boy is named Kurt. Go figure.

And do you see how big my little girl is? Do you remember that video of the baby laughing? It's ****ing crazy.

JOhn 05-06-2011 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7624503)
I'm broke, I have two kids, I own nothing, and I have a rather small penis and a drug addiction that could come screaming into my life at any time. Also a 42 tattooed on my leg.

If I get a divorce, do I have any shot at finding a new sexy woman who cooks and cleans?
Well I have 5 kids, 3 living at home still, I own my car, TV, Xbox & my books is all, I have a large penis and a drug addiction also that could come screaming back any day. No tattoos or hair...:banghead:

I have found plenty of sexy women willing to at least have sex.........

So yea, you still have hope :thumb:

Marcellus 05-06-2011 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7624503)
I'm broke, I have two kids, I own nothing, and I have a rather small penis and a drug addiction that could come screaming into my life at any time. Also a 42 tattooed on my leg.

If I get a divorce, do I have any shot at finding a new sexy woman who cooks and cleans?
Without a doubt. You are pretty young, given the right decisions you could be amazed how much your life can change in a few years.

My life is completely different than it was when I was in my 20'S.

JOhn 05-06-2011 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7625256)
The boy is named Kurt. Go figure.

And do you see how big my little girl is? Do you remember that video of the baby laughing? It's ****ing crazy.
I understand buddy, my "baby girl" starts HS next year :banghead:

My youngest son is in 1st next year, enjoy it because time really does fly when it comes to your kids.:huh:

Bugeater 05-06-2011 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7624503)
I'm broke, I have two kids, I own nothing, and I have a rather small penis and a drug addiction that could come screaming into my life at any time. Also a 42 tattooed on my leg.

If I get a divorce, do I have any shot at finding a new sexy woman who cooks and cleans?
When I was your age I was in the same boat. Well...except for the two kids, small penis, drug addiction and tattoo. But never mind all that, you don't need to be divorcing your wife, your kids need BOTH their parents. Honor your commitments.

KurtCobain 05-06-2011 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7625339)
When I was your age I was in the same boat. Well...except for the two kids, small penis, drug addiction and tattoo. But never mind all that, you don't need to be divorcing your wife, your kids need BOTH their parents. Honor your commitments.
It was a hypothetical situation.

Bugeater 05-06-2011 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7625355)
It was a hypothetical situation.
Oh, well never mind then...


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