I believe one could say that is what oral sex is like...

My chemical of choice is ethanol. Mixed with citrus and salt. On ice.

Depends on how you interpret the message....

And we just passed 27,000 posts in this thread!!!!

Only if her pussy is big enough to swallow your head.

ROFL

I hope you didn't copy and paste this.

ROFL

The True Meaning of Sex

By Buck

its raining pretty solid here in st louie, or was just a few moments ago. so i go to a parking garage to wait for the accident calls and that stuff. I have my window down and decide to eat my sandwich. a ****ing pigeon shits in my window and all over my arm.

so after i cleaned up, I maced the mother****er...

There's a thread around here that I started that people listed unlikely book titles and who they were written by. This would work perfect in that thread.

I was filming outdoors a few weeks ago and some seagull shit landed literally within 6" of my expensive ass camera. Was really happy it missed.

So, did I just win the internet?

No, why would you think that?

Alright, awesome shower time. BRB

Don't waste too much water....

I think my name should be changed to Josh. Then in my custom title, I will say the Rams fan.

It's ****ing hailing here in St. Louis. Shit.

No shit, huh?

I'm at home. No moron is going to send this to my vp...I still cant believe that happened. ****ing third degree. Head of security and IT in a special meeting mountain from a mole hill shit... un real.:doh!: