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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=283869)

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10677812)

He forgot to flip the mattress over?

I just throw it away and buy a new one

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10677989)

Definitely a 10 pootier. I wonder how many even got the two other subtle roast s within the roast?

A top 10 pootier?

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10677846)

Holy shit! Dat Hometeam roast, though!

I propose a thread name change or at least add "and friends" at the end

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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 10678008)

A top 10 pootier?

Last year, that crazy Frazod dude had a method of grading the hootie roasts...it was the "pootie" system.... if such and such post was good or bad, he'd give them a certain amount of "pooties."

The Frazkateers thought it was really funny.... the Hootie guys thought it was stupid. I'm neither...just neutral. And I didn't really think it was very funny, but to each their own, I guess.

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10677993)

Probably from my roast from last year as I thought you had said she was a 2nd cousin :)

Haha, nah I wouldn't marry my cousin, dudely. That's more of a Missouri thing..and I'm from Southeast Iowa, so I'm in the clear there. WHEW!!!

I think you mistook that with another story. Back when I was single, I brought a girl home to presumably bump uglies, but when we pulled into my driveway, I asked her about her family lineage and we found out that we were 2nd cousins, so it was a no-go. When I was single, I always had to ask girls about their family lineage prior to getting things moving because my great grandma loved the cock and had 16 kids. 14 of them were girls and married into different last names. Therefore I have tons of cousins that I haven't even met...and it's pretty much impossible to keep up with all of them. With that said, I always had to ask a girl about her family lineage to ensure I wasn't getting down with a cousin.

Sidenote: One of my cousins on that side married Lou Holtz's son. I've been an Irish fan since...although I've never met Lou Holtz, his son or my cousin.

Jeez man. At least you didn't wait till she was deep throating little rico to ask ROFL That would have been awkward. I bet you at least made out with her though.

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10678139)

I've been an Irish fan since...

Just when I think you can't possibly get any cooler, you pull out this little nugget of information.

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10677838)

Haha, you had a bit more rage in you. Your first reaction to that game was throwing ALL your Chiefs apparel away and I remember just kind of looking at you and smiling and being like, give it a week...you'll be back, cuz. I was upset, but I didn't take it as badly as you did...just kind of expect it after all these years. My bunghole has been worked in by the Chiefs, I guess. :)

I'll hang it all back up when we win a playoff game

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Originally Posted by Red And Yellow (Post 10678209)

I'll hang it all back up when we win a playoff game

I do miss my autographed team ball from last year though

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Originally Posted by Red And Yellow (Post 10678216)

I do miss my autographed team ball from last year though

YOU THREW THAT AWAY?!?!?!

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10678233)

YOU THREW THAT AWAY?!?!?!

no just packed all that stuff up, I did throw some stuff away but I don't remember what

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Originally Posted by Red And Yellow (Post 10678237)

no just packed all that stuff up, I did throw some stuff away but I don't remember what

Ahhh ok.

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10677748)

driving while oriental?

Ding ding ding!!!

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10678199)

Just when I think you can't possibly get any cooler, you pull out this little nugget of information.

Rico just moved up on my list of awesomeness.

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10678002)

I just throw it away and buy a new one

A new bar whore or mattress?