FYP bro.

I’m a big girl lover, but I’d (if I wasn’t happily married) hit that shit like my name was Ike Turner.

Don't forget the fake titty balls and caps on her toofies.

MAMA

until next season my love

https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/p...pgcnthm18m.jpg

Clark loses his AFC Championship Game drum privileges after yesterday's loss.

Time to bang Gracie... I mean for Gracie to bang the drum.

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me Mom and Daddy!

Who are the two people on the right?

Who is the dude on far right with the moderately ugly chick

clark jr and clarkina

I have not done enough research on the other siblings. I guess Gracie just drowns them out with her perfection.

I'm starting to think that Clark has two other children who aren't Gracie. Wikipedia says that he has three children, and legally I don't think Gracie counts as three.

It's just further proof that woman carrying more than 2-3 extra pounds are shunned.

...is next in line.

Straight outta The Purge…

Mom is so much more attractive to me than Gracie. And her ass has just the right amount of extra.

I don't think anybody is shunning her. Nor should anybody.

I think that dude next to Clark is taking Enzyte!

Give the team to Gracie. She's hotter and an influencer. She's also the eldest. Hype is hype.

Well sure, but Gracie is of prime age.

Give me a 9 who is 23 over a 9.5 who is now 50 ANY DAY of the week.

boy, are you clueless.

no offense, I used to think the same thing.

A night with Gracie could convert me.

She probably wouldnt even realize you were there as she posed for another instagram selfie.

Starting from the right... 4,1,5... I'm skipping 2&3... or is this the wrong thread?

Gracie doesn't do much for me and was the name of my sisters dog.

Definitely a high maintenance beauty queen.

:thumb:

This guy gets it

I'll take one for the team and **** the chubby one on the far right! :D

I'd prefer you ya silverfox

I'm more interested in why you started your numbering from right to left. It's blowing my mind.

It's weird how preferences change as we age. I can't explain why, but my ideal beauty gets older as I get older.

When I was 23, any woman over 40 was removed from the pool and women age 18 to 25 had a strong competitive advantage.

When I was 40, women in their 30s were just as attractive than women in their 20s and those 18 year olds didn't do it for me any more. And women in their 40s were allowed to compete.

Now that I'm in my late 50s, they're all competitive in beauty contests, and women in their 30s and 40s may actually have a competitive edge over women in their 20s.

Evolutionary response. Attainability.

For me it's always been 60+. Ever since that one time when I was 15.

Clark's boy his buddies must give him shit all the time having a MILF for a mom and smokeshow for an older sister.

I'm not sure about that. We old guys tend to have more money.

https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_...759;center,top

It's not just that.

It's experience.

Tell us about it

I believe he is referencing their "experience". Mom wins.

I used to prefer my right hand. Now I like the left hand.

yeah, because you were younger. your tastes grow older as you grow older

When the calluses build up, then go back to righty

No, I slept with older & younger woman when I was young.

I married a 21 yo when I was 30, and now she's 50

...and perfect.

Ever been with a dude?

He probably couldn't find the openings...

she fine, nice rack don't matter they long as long they equally long

I don't really have a good answer for this; Maybe the fact that Intel is low byte order? I read left to right however visually I see things right to left.

I am right hand dominant however my left side sees things better.

Looks like she dislocated her rib

that's from me wrecking her so hard


*in my dream




Oh, and by the way, that photo is RIGGED

pristine

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FL5vvJ2X...jpg&name=large

Heard she's in the market for a big time sports investigative journalist

Brooke Pryor is big.

**** yeah... THIS is what CP is about. Objectifying women with a tertiary relationship to our team, not saying negative things about them.

Holy shit.... I wanna **** those plastic titties.

I think her tits are real?

I'll dislocate her rib IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I bought some royal honey. I want you to take some then **** me

I fear at times that this type of perfect world won’t be around for my kids. Enjoy it while you can, good things never seem to last.

Perhaps later... right now this thread is 100% about how I want to coat the walls of her cervix with my baby batter.

Right??? Get in on that objectification while the getting is good!!!!

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/12...0887457909.jpg

I bet she doesn't have a single hair folicle on her body below the hairline of her head.

Anyone wanna take bets on whether or not she has had surgery to "pull back the curtains? Or do you think she is smuggling Arby's sammiches?

I can believe it... looked up her mom. Holy shit.

https://image-cdn.essentiallysports....0719/2-112.jpg

Mama hunt is WAY hotter than Gracie. Can we have a dedicated Tavia thread please?!?!?

She's always been the best looking Hunt. Glad you've seen the light.

aroooo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMcvY2KX...jpg&name=large

She's absolutely smoking

But why does everything with her have to be so fake and staged? Cant she just snap a selfie at some place she happens to think is cool or interesting? Have someone take a random picture while you do whatever it is you like to do. Is her entire existence that plastic and manufactured?

She announced she's getting labia reduction surgery

Agreed. This is one of her best photos.

https://i.ibb.co/y4HjzdN/Screenshot-...-Instagram.jpg

the world we live in.

it has always been that way with some....but today-people get more joy in seeing themselves in fake situations for clicks, likes, thumbs up and shit.

Send out the dopamine.

She would get way more likes if she just posted pics of her ass

Because she is selling an image.

Ironically, it hurts her because it reduces her to something plastic and unreal. She has become a Barbie doll and not a real person.

I guess either she has, or her "handlers" have determined what her modeling image is going to be like. She probably wants to be a magazine model or become a fashion industry person at some point. She's lucky that daddy's money allow that choice. I wonder if she has a full time photog on Clark's payroll?

I'll be right back...I have to...uh...do something

It's not real, B.

To me this just looks like a cheesy af pic from a chain hotel website.

"Fitness Centers at every location!"

Schwinn…. More like schwiiinnggg

How are your little dicks getting hard off that photo? That's like shit you see in a catalog

Do you need her sucking on a chili dog or something for it to do it for ya?

Who cares if it's in a catalog? She's sexy as shit

I said what I said little man

I will also jerk off!

I’ve gotten way hornier from way less bro

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