Pussy

So now is when this thread dies.

SNR is the new roastmaster.

WTF? Why did you say you were going to do this if you didn't have the time to do it?

Nobody ever gets my references.

I was, however, quite proud of calling Saul Good "frazod's butt lamprey"

Give me your geopolitical strategy for the next 20 years in succinct "to the point" short fashion.

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f them all

**** no. That little turd. He will make the other list for sure though.

So, what happens now with Htis covered up for the foreseeable future? Is is shutdown and we wait on him? Or do we move forward with a new roastmaster?

The masses became angry and were storming the gate, so we decided that I would take over for a bit. I don't plan on doing too many.

I can fill in for a bit if people liked my roasts. If not it will be an all day bullshit extravaganza until smaque work load let's up.

That's almost every married man...

I like this idea. SNR you up for it?

Him or loochy

Short bus list?

I didn't know it was going to be quite this bad, obviously.

Of course, Murphy's Law usually applies in these situations so it probably would have been prudent for me to just expect the worst.

Anyway, there's no need for me to explain myself to you.

Go fist yourself.

I have names ready if someone wants to step up to the plate. My Virus one was definitely 9 pooties though.

Bambi is a midget?

The other yellow one.

Nope. I will roast as many of you bastards as I need to.

Well we already knew he was a mental midget

A non Chief fan is next on the list.

Clark Hunt(?)

I thought we were all in this together...


We ****ing wait. If those ****ers don't like it so what.

If it dies its not like we can't bump it.

But it ain't gonna die even if every ****ing thought I have is a post.

PGM no more names till our boy gets free.

Please
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Bring it on.

Agreed.

If you guys WANT to wait, that's fine. Color me flattered.

I'm just warning you that it's probably going to be a while, maybe several days before things let up. I certainly don't expect you to wait.

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Like I said we were all here together starting this , we should wait.
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My Virus one was dedicated to the dating thread....seems it went RIP lately

I am dissapoint.

All day bullshit it is then.

We're burning down a fireworks stand at the end of the month regardless...

So, I guess we wait. Fine by me. Good luck with the work Htis. Get it done!

Sauto hated my roasts!!! Ban him!

I'd rather win.

That's the worst part about this. It's physically and emotionally draining and in the end, it's about 50/50 as to whether or not all this work pays off. Actually in this particular case, our chances of winning are probably closer to 20%. It's just very hard for anybody in big business to say "we're going to pass on $50M worth of business."

Actually I didn't but we all have a part in this.
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Sorry son, stay tuned though.
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Absolutely. I am fine in my current role in it. Besides these things are tough to do.

Damn. Well, I hope it works out bud.

Still poking that chick?

No disrespect given
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**** it. The dating thread is dead. Someone tell us a hookup story. We gots time.

None taken.

If we're in dire need of entertainment, I can repost my Houstonwhodat roast.

Let it rip. This thread is no holds barred.

Let me find it.

Houstonwhodat is dumb. If ignorance is bliss, he must be overjoyed. He may be the only person on this board who is wrong more often than Clay. Except it's not just about football takes. It's about everything. He claimed to be a foodie in one thread and then championed Rudy's in Texas as world class bbq.

He's also a racist. If there is a thread that has a chance to turn into a "ninja" hatefest, you can rest assured Houstonwhodat is lurking somewhere nearby waiting to pounce. He's the kind of guy that's super nice to a black guy when talking to them and then walks away feeling proud of himself for being such a wonderful humanitarian. Hes from New Orleans, and on days that he drives by the old plantations and sees the slave huts, he cant help but think of "the good ol' days."

He is to the Saints what Knowmo is to the donks. He regularly fantasizes of being sodomized by Drew Brees and Sean Payton in a back alley of the piss soaked streets of New Orleans. Jimmy Graham is his favorite player, and his favorite thing about him is that he's light skinned enough for Houstonwhodat to pretend he's white while he has his helmet on. He hates all mobile quarterbacks, as long as we're assuming mobile means black.

Idols: George Bush, Byron De La Beckwith, James Earl Rey, George Zimmerman, and the crazy bearded Vietnam vet that beat up the black dude on the bus.

Lol. I heart you.

It's the off season like nothing else is going...

We are headed for 10 k

I would love to see a Simply Red roast of Smed.

lol....I swear my roast can stop a thread dead in it's tracks.

I didn't think it was all that bad for my first try.

It's pretty much one long racist accusation though.

How much have you had to drink...

Hah.

Well done. I like the way you tied it all into the Dating Megathread. Unfortunately, what made it so great was probably it's biggest weakness. Most people have no idea what goes on in that thread.

lol...I'm at work boss. No drinking yet.

LMAO

Flybone, I thought Ms Dobbs' stalker killed you......

I remember when I thought Flybone was Hootie.

Those were the days man..

You give me a name or two and I'll do it

You weren't the only one. When I first created this account, I must have got around ten rep messages and pm's asking if I was hootie. I was accused of being a couple of other posters as well. Luckily, I was never accused of being Blackbob. At least not that I remember.

Sorry, not getting the reference, bub.

I'd be good with it. Any seconds?

Of course you could always do a couple of honorable mention ones ala InMen

Thanks man. Glad you enjoyed it.

You aren't a Bob mult?

This is a slow time of year for the planet. Which is why a thread like this was necessary....well that or all the food threads.

I never said I wasn't. Just haven't been accused of it yet. Sauto has been sniffing around my posts lately though, so we'll see.

This has been arranged.

Soooooooooo...




What's up guys

Well let's hope that is all he is sniffing for

Since we're going to wait for Htis, how about SNR just roast random guys that we know for sure won't make the list? Perhaps do a houstonwhodat roast some justice.

Yeah that's what I am thinking. Will check on some names.

I think they should be honorable mentions. Smaqe is the presenter of the list

Just roast anyone, doesn't matter if they get it twice

Oh god damn.....I forgot all about that shit. I wonder if I still have those texts? Creepy as ****. Was there ever a conclusion with that?

I don't have anywhere else to put this so it's going here. But it's ok because it's a htismage thread.

Couponing like a champ!

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No idea. I know it lost steam real quick.

MAN HANDS!!!