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-King- 05-23-2013 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704040)
It's pretty cool if you're getting a beej from some other guy's wife, though.

Total power trip!

You're having threesomes with couples? Pretty gay.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2013 05:14 PM

1300 posts. Holy ****.

Alright I'm going to wade through the posts and update this thing if he added someone.

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704047)
Are you able to achieve erections now, or are you still impotent?

:facepalm:

That was a one time thing.

Frosty 05-23-2013 05:15 PM

Concurrent posts about Jeopardy and threesomes.

Must be ChiefsPlanet.

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9704060)
You're having threesomes with couples? Pretty gay.

It wasn't really a threesome. Wifey and I enjoyed each other while he watched.

Donger 05-23-2013 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704066)
:facepalm:

That was a one time thing.

I'm glad to hear that.

Donger 05-23-2013 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704068)
It wasn't really a threesome. Wifey and I enjoyed each other while he watched.

:spock:

-King- 05-23-2013 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704068)
It wasn't really a threesome. Wifey and I enjoyed each other while he watched.

Gay.

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9704074)
Gay.

Shrug.

I'm not one to turn down a BJ. Don't care about spectators.

RealSNR 05-23-2013 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9704031)
I got the first one - That guy lived in a constant state of self-doubt. I read through a lot of his personal correspondence, etc... at the Truman Library as part of my capstone project in college. He was just constantly doubting himself and his qualifications. Just a dour dude. Churchill never had such compunction. He was pretty damn sure he was a God.

Yeah. Churchill was a stab in the dark for me, but it seemed to make far more sense than the answer that ALL THREE contestants wrote down: "Who is Hitler?" :doh!:

Donger 05-23-2013 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704078)
Shrug.

I'm not one to turn down a BJ. Don't care about spectators.

What exactly did the husband do while she was blowing you?

Donger 05-23-2013 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704083)
Yeah. Churchill was a stab in the dark for me, but it seemed to make far more sense than the answer that ALL THREE contestants wrote down: "Who is Hitler?" :doh!:

I'm going from memory, but wasn't Truman referring to learning about our nuclear weapon capability with that quote?

ShortRoundChief 05-23-2013 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704066)
:facepalm:

That was a one time thing.

Found that it is easier to get wood when a guy is watching eh?


NTTAWTT

ShortRoundChief 05-23-2013 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704084)
What exactly did the husband do while she was blowing you?

Maybe a game was on. My money is on he was spanking it.

RealSNR 05-23-2013 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704086)
I'm going from memory, but wasn't Truman referring to learning about our nuclear weapon capability with that quote?

Trebek said the letter was immediately written after he found out that Franklin Roosevelt had died.

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704084)
What exactly did the husband do while she was blowing you?

I don't know, nor did I care.

Oh, I do remember a camera flash.

Donger 05-23-2013 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704096)
Trebek said the letter was immediately written after he found out that Franklin Roosevelt had died.

That makes sense, given the date. I think that the atom bomb quote was something like "I felt like a bale of hay had fallen on me."

Donger 05-23-2013 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704101)
I don't know, nor did I care.

Oh, I do remember a camera flash.

I see.

Have you had anal sex yet?

Frosty 05-23-2013 05:30 PM

If I were ever on Jeopardy, the categories would probably be about ballet, opera and past Secretaries of State or something like that and I would be hosed.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2013 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9703171)
I agree.

I know why the OP picked hootie though. It's kinda like paying a crackhead 10 bucks to dance naked in the street. Its bound to cause some laughs and end with an epic crash.

But this woulda been a funnier thread had the focal point been:

Sofa King
Loochy
Thyglife
Sweet Dick Willie
.....Probably a few more that i'm forgetting....

Those guys are far more funny and are capable of being just as big of a douche. And we woulda gotten more than 1 per day.

:LOL: I picked Hootie for this reason...1200 posts after only revealing THREE names. Controversy = ratings.

The burst those guys would have created would pale in comparison.

DaneMcCloud 05-23-2013 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9704110)
If I were ever on Jeopardy, the categories would probably be about ballet, opera and past Secretaries of State or something like that and I would be hosed.

No joking, back in 1994, we had a temp at Uni that was a recent 5 day winner at the time. He was there for about six weeks, then moved back to D.C. He didn't seem particularly smart but he was rather nerdy.

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704109)
I see.

Have you had anal sex yet?

Gross, no.

Donger 05-23-2013 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704130)
Gross, no.

I meant you pitching, not catching, if that changes your answer.

TribalElder 05-23-2013 05:41 PM

Just when you thought boy scouts couldn't get any gayer

The Franchise 05-23-2013 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704131)
I meant you pitching, not catching, if that changes your answer.

LMAO

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2013 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9703185)
The OP didn't pick Hootie.

Hootie started this. Gonzo locked it, might have been butt hurt about Hootie talking shit to lump. Or he might just not like Hootie.

Then drama ensued, Hootie caused problems, the all of a sudden out of no where came this thread to save Hootie's chiefs planet life.
Posted via Mobile Device

Kind of. I've been wanting to do one of these but it would have been the Planet's Top 101. When I saw the drama thread I just had to make it Hootie's Top 101.

I still want to do an entire CP's version, but this is going to take too long.

patteeu 05-23-2013 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9703856)
is that supposed to be a slight on me?

did you pound this guy, too?!

LMAO Luv doesn't just know CP history, she lives it!

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704131)
I meant you pitching, not catching, if that changes your answer.

No on both counts.

I have an extreme case of the not gays.

Donger 05-23-2013 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704147)
I have an extreme case of the not gays.

Since when?

Hootie 05-23-2013 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9704143)
Kind of. I've been wanting to do one of these but it would have been the Planet's Top 101. When I saw the drama thread I just had to make it Hootie's Top 101.

I still want to do an entire CP's version, but this is going to take too long.

I'm going to release at least the top 50 all at once.

RealSNR 05-23-2013 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9704110)
If I were ever on Jeopardy, the categories would probably be about ballet, opera and past Secretaries of State or something like that and I would be hosed.

But that's the beauty of the game. Final Jeopardy is far more about game theory than it is about being comfortable in a category. Yes, it's important to arrive at the correct answer, but without a good wager, your correct answer might be meaningless. Similar to today's clue on art subjects, if you can piece together Spain from Goya and identify the cognate "Tauro" in "La Tauromaquia", you're good to go. No reason why they couldn't give you a similar clue when it comes to ballet or opera.

DJ's left nut 05-23-2013 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704101)
I don't know, nor did I care.

Oh, I do remember a camera flash.

ATTENTION WHORE-OFF!!!!!!

RealSNR 05-23-2013 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9704143)
Kind of. I've been wanting to do one of these but it would have been the Planet's Top 101. When I saw the drama thread I just had to make it Hootie's Top 101.

I still want to do an entire CP's version, but this is going to take too long.

By the way:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1275

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704150)
Since when?

Birth, you son of a bitch.

The Franchise 05-23-2013 05:51 PM

This side discussion between Clay and Donger is ****ing hilarious.....

BigCatDaddy 05-23-2013 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9703828)
yet you're still reading

look if you're going to cry because you're not list worthy, don't make it so apparent

just neg rep me and move on

I realize that you envy my posting style, my creativity, and my overall presence but honestly

I can't help it. It's a gift.

Nah. It was good in the beginning with the whole Ceph Trauma thing, but it's backsliding. You need to get some life back into on the next pick. Most of the thread is now about anal sex and cheetos.

Raiderhater 05-23-2013 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704150)
Since when?


LMAO

Donger 05-23-2013 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704163)
Birth, you son of a bitch.

I see. So, your history of homosexual innuendo was a facade?

And why the "son of a bitch" part?

Frazod 05-23-2013 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704147)
No on both counts.

I have an extreme case of the not gays.

That's why you've got 25 posts in the Male Hotties thread, right? LMAO

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9704175)
That's why you've got 25 posts in the Male Hotties thread, right? LMAO

Shrug.

I know a good looking man when I see one.

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704174)
I see. So, your history of homosexual innuendo was a facade?

You know I'm an attention whore, right?

scho63 05-23-2013 05:58 PM

At 31 pages of posts per reveal of poster ranking, it may take until 2017 to wrap this up.

Donger 05-23-2013 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704180)
You know I'm an attention whore, right?

Of course. I never thought you really were homosexual.

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704185)
I never thought you really were homosexual.

Neither did I, and then one day...oops!

Donger 05-23-2013 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704186)
Neither did I, and then one day...oops!

I don't understand. The oops means that you copulated with another male?

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9704183)
At 31 pages of posts per reveal of poster ranking, it may take until 2017 to wrap this up.

I'd say the Cubs will win the world series before ADD boy wraps this shit up.

I wonder if he still thinks they have no weaknesses?

Raiderhater 05-23-2013 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704186)
Neither did I, and then one day I suddenly found myself being tea bagged by Brandon Albert's huge balls.

.

Donger 05-23-2013 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9704175)
That's why you've got 25 posts in the Male Hotties thread, right? LMAO

In GoChiefs' defense, doing that doesn't make him a homosexual. Just like me reading Mein Kampf 198 times doesn't make me a NAZI.

Raiderhater 05-23-2013 06:05 PM

I seriously do not get why some people refer to Donger as irrelevant. He is easily one of the more amusing people on this board.

Of course, I could just have a really weird sense of humor.

RealSNR 05-23-2013 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704194)
In GoChiefs' defense, doing that doesn't make him a homosexual. Just like me reading Mein Kampf 198 times doesn't make me a NAZI.

198 times? Were you doing some type of research?

Donger 05-23-2013 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704200)
198 times? Were you doing some type of research?

No.

Direckshun 05-23-2013 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704200)
198 times? Were you doing some type of research?

Two more and you get a free lampshade.

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704200)
198 times? Were you doing some type of research?

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...D0GngHwjVHO8b4

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 06:08 PM

Apt Pupil

Starring Donger and GoChiefs.

RealSNR 05-23-2013 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704202)
No.

Hitler was just that damn good of a writer, then? Why did you read the book 198 times?

Direckshun 05-23-2013 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704207)
Apt Pupil

Starring Donger and GoChiefs.

I give it two shoulders up!

Donger 05-23-2013 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9704204)
Two more and you get a free lampshade.

That's apocryphal. And, Hitler never killed anyone.

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704207)
Apt Pupil

Starring Donger and GoChiefs.

They do both die in the end..... :hmmm:

Donger 05-23-2013 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9704208)
Hitler was just that damn good of a writer, then? Why did you read the book 198 times?

I'm an historian by education, particularly of WWII Europe.

Donger 05-23-2013 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9704207)
Apt Pupil

Starring Donger and GoChiefs.

Never heard of it.

RealSNR 05-23-2013 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9704206)

LMAO

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704216)
Never heard of it.

Stephen King short story (can't remember the book it was in). Later made into a movie.

Donger 05-23-2013 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9704221)
Stephen King short story (can't remember the book it was in). Later made into a movie.

Ja, I just looked it up. I don't really understand the reference.

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9704218)
Spoiler alert, mother****er!

Sorry. :huh:

Direckshun 05-23-2013 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704210)
That's apocryphal. And, Hitler never killed anyone.

Welp

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704228)
Ja, I just looked it up. I don't really understand the reference.

That you're a Nazi war criminal, and he'd like some pointers.

Donger 05-23-2013 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9704235)
Welp

Sorry?

Donger 05-23-2013 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9704236)
That you're a Nazi war criminal, and he'd like some pointers.

I'm not old enough to have taken part in WWII.

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704216)
Never heard of it.

It's about Ian McKellan teaching a young lad the ways of the Master Race. :LOL:

MeatRock 05-23-2013 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9704206)

ROFL

Hammock Parties 05-23-2013 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9704211)
They do both die in the end..... :hmmm:

****, I haven't even seen it. Thanks, asshole.

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9704230)
Good book. It's in a book with three other novellas. Including the stories that the movies Stand by Me and Shawshank Redemption were based on.

His short stories are generally better because he doesn't add an extra 500 pages of extraneous shit to them.

Direckshun 05-23-2013 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9704239)
Sorry?

So potentially begins the emergence of an incredibly boring conversation.

I pray no one takes the bait.

But, then this wouldn't be ChiefsPlanet.

Thig Lyfe 05-23-2013 06:16 PM

Im shitting now. I think I have G.I. issues :(

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9704238)
I was kidding Frazod. Also, the name of the book is Different Seasons I believe.

I suspected you were. I wasn't going to lose any sleep over it, though. :)

Rasputin 05-23-2013 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9703825)
Heh.

I actually agree with some of this. No offense KC Tatt, but how the **** are you 9th in rep power? WTH?


I can't help it if people actually like me and rep me.


**** yall I don't need Hooties approval to message on here.


I've made friends over the years here and I am a solid contributor to threads.

Most of my rep came from the music thread as people seamed to like my taste in music. I get rep for my football takes too. I get rep

Deal with it.



All Hootie does here is put people down for laughs. His football takes aren't great & who gives a **** what he thinks.

Hootie don't like me that fine. If you don't think funny then well good.


I just post away. I knew Hootie was going to put my name low on the list. He can't stand someone having success that he doesn't like for what ever reason.

Thig Lyfe 05-23-2013 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704258)
I can't help it if people actually like me and rep me.


**** yall I don't need Hooties approval to message on here.


I've made friends over the years here and I am a solid contributor to threads.

Most of my rep came from the music thread as people seamed to like my taste in music. I get rep for my football takes too. I get rep

Deal with it.



All Hootie does here is put people down for laughs. His football takes aren't great & who gives a **** what he thinks.

Hootie don't like me that fine. If you don't think funny then well good.


I just post away. I knew Hootie was going to put my name low on the list. He can't stand someone having success that he doesn't like for what ever reason.

Uh oh

Frazod 05-23-2013 06:17 PM

Hitler did fight as a soldier in World War I and was decorated IIRC. I assume he probably killed people then.

Donger 05-23-2013 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9704252)
So potentially begins the emergence of an incredibly boring conversation.

I pray no one takes the bait.

But, then this wouldn't be ChiefsPlanet.

Or, you could just elaborate what you meant by welp, and we'll save some time.

Direckshun 05-23-2013 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9704258)
Hootie don't like me that fine. If you don't think funny then well good.

I think that funny and I think that fine.


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