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Amnorix 05-13-2013 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9670963)
The best Riker Maneuver was went he was sent into Picard's ready room to be questioned by that little prick who ended up being the master alien dude whose head explodes.


I was always surprised that that particular plot never went anywhere.

I stopped watching DS9 right before it became good, and then never watched any subsequent spin off (Enterprise, of course, but there was another right, maybe...?) Did that plot line ever go further in any other show or anything?

Donger 05-13-2013 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9678411)
I was always surprised that that particular plot never went anywhere.

I stopped watching DS9 right before it became good, and then never watched any subsequent spin off (Enterprise, of course, but there was another right, maybe...?) Did that plot line ever go further in any other show or anything?

I don't believe it did, no.

R8RFAN 05-13-2013 09:56 AM

I am witty...


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DMAC 05-13-2013 10:46 AM

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=500&h=501

Rasputin 05-13-2013 11:28 AM

Just because it is obvious fail doesn't mean it needs to be shared in this thread. :shake:

Some things are just best never to be seen.

Bump 05-13-2013 11:56 AM

the bathroom not good enough?

I ****ing hate mothers who do that shit. Take them to the ****ing bathroom and that kid looks old enough to take care of business herself. WTF

ThaVirus 05-13-2013 12:05 PM

More annoying than anything is the fact that that fat whore is at McDonald's in the first place. Those kids don't have much chance of anything else but to be fat slobs themselves as well..

EDIT: Maybe its not McyD's but it's definitely some cheap, fast food, chain restaurant.

Radar Chief 05-13-2013 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9678789)
EDIT: Maybe its not McyD's but it's definitely some cheap, fast food, chain restaurant.

Looks like a Mickey D’s play ground to her left and an ad for their chicken wrap in front of her.

Rooster 05-13-2013 01:08 PM

That kid isn't going to have issues. JFC!!

bishop_74 05-13-2013 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 9678614)

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Mr. Plow 05-13-2013 04:48 PM

Read through the comments for a epic FB meltdown by some company in Arizona.



https://www.facebook.com/amysbakingc...ocation=stream

bishop_74 05-13-2013 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9679356)
Read through the comments for a epic FB meltdown by some company in Arizona.



https://www.facebook.com/amysbakingc...ocation=stream

What an entitled couple of vagina farts. They actually believe that society owes them. Whatever. I hope they fall flat on their face.

Hawk 05-13-2013 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9679356)
Read through the comments for a epic FB meltdown by some company in Arizona.



https://www.facebook.com/amysbakingc...ocation=stream

They should really know better than to pick a fight with Reddit users. That's not smart.

Bump 05-13-2013 06:16 PM

YOU DONT KNOW US!! WE WILL THRIVE! WE WILL OVERCOME! WE ARE STARTING OUR FAMILY, AND WE WILL TEACH OUR CHILD EXACTLY WHAT >>GOD<< WANTS IN THEIR PATH. WE WILL TEACH THEM HOW TO FIGHT AGAINST OPRESSORS LIKE YOU PEOPLE! WE WILL START A GENERATION OF TRUTHFULLNESS AND WE WILL FIGHT TO BRING PLACES LIKE, YELP AND REDDIT, AND HORRIBLE PEOPLE LIKE GORDON TO THE LIGHT


the irony in that is delicious

The Poz 05-13-2013 07:14 PM

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Mr. Plow 05-14-2013 07:30 AM

http://i.imgur.com/IAViE5Y.gif

Omaha 05-14-2013 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9678789)
More annoying than anything is the fact that that fat whore is at McDonald's in the first place. I mean, I'd totally do her, but those kids don't have much chance of anything else but to be fat slobs themselves as well..

FYP

frankotank 05-14-2013 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9679356)
Read through the comments for a epic FB meltdown by some company in Arizona.



https://www.facebook.com/amysbakingc...ocation=stream

hahahaha!

"You people are all shit. Yelp shit, Reddits shit. Every shit. Come to here, I will ****ing show you all."

come to here!

Mr. Plow 05-14-2013 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9681290)
hahahaha!

"You people are all shit. Yelp shit, Reddits shit. Every shit. Come to here, I will ****ing show you all."

come to here!


The whole deal reminded me of this....



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Cannibal 05-14-2013 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9680993)

I watched this about 8 times in row now.

I love how the kitten regains control and looks like it's going to pounce on the Lizard just before it ends.

seclark 05-14-2013 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 9681606)
I watched this about 8 times in row now.

I love how the kitten regains control and looks like it's going to pounce on the Lizard just before it ends.

yeah, it needs to work on that landing on your feet thing.
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Pitt Gorilla 05-14-2013 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9679356)
Read through the comments for a epic FB meltdown by some company in Arizona.



https://www.facebook.com/amysbakingc...ocation=stream

they seem very religious.

Crush 05-14-2013 01:02 PM

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Archie F. Swin 05-14-2013 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 9681802)
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this next skate will be an "all skate"

Rain Man 05-14-2013 01:27 PM

The whites started it.

Overall, though, it didn't seem a whole lot different than how I envision hockey.

frankotank 05-14-2013 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9681422)
The whole deal reminded me of this....

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rQXOZPpiPp8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

while yours is definitely more to the point....the verbiage reminded me of this one....one of my all time favs!

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!

NSFW - cursing
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Sorter 05-14-2013 01:33 PM

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notorious 05-14-2013 02:06 PM

Wow, that 2nd gif cat looks just like our fat cat.

Radar Chief 05-14-2013 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ponderception (Post 9681867)

http://i42.tinypic.com/33p7as6.gif

Mr. Plow 05-14-2013 09:25 PM

http://i.imgur.com/3MhOFfK.jpg

nstygma 05-14-2013 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9680993)

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-King- 05-16-2013 08:56 AM

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RockChalk 05-16-2013 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9686464)

ROFL

beach tribe 05-16-2013 11:49 AM

The guy is the best Prank caller ever. He has a ton of characters.
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Rasputin 05-16-2013 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 9681606)
I watched this about 8 times in row now.

I love how the kitten regains control and looks like it's going to pounce on the Lizard just before it ends.



Here is the rest of it LMAO

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lu5MYS7804k?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rasputin 05-16-2013 11:57 AM

Oh damn I Qued :doh!:

Amnorix 05-16-2013 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9686865)
Here is the rest of it LMAO


I seriously think that kitten has some kind of motor function disorder. Unless that floor was absurdly slippery, which seems unlikely, I think it's go some kind of issue. I've never seen a cat that was so uncoordinated.

Cephalic Trauma 05-16-2013 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9686920)
I seriously think that kitten has some kind of motor function disorder. Unless that floor was absurdly slippery, which seems unlikely, I think it's go some kind of issue. I've never seen a cat that was so uncoordinated.

In humans, the cerebellum (major input and output center for coordination) doesn't fully develop until a child is 2. Hence why they have trouble walking.

Maybe cats are similar, but I wouldn't know.

Mr. Plow 05-16-2013 01:02 PM

http://i.imgur.com/6xw2NVv.gif

Rasputin 05-16-2013 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9686920)
I seriously think that kitten has some kind of motor function disorder. Unless that floor was absurdly slippery, which seems unlikely, I think it's go some kind of issue. I've never seen a cat that was so uncoordinated.



Eh, I'd say the floor has much to do with it. My dog is funny on our slippery tile in the kitchen. He has a hard time getting traction going or stopping. Quite funny. LMAO

frankotank 05-16-2013 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9687153)
Eh, I'd say the floor has much to do with it. My dog is funny on our slippery tile in the kitchen. He has a hard time getting traction going or stopping. Quite funny. LMAO

right. right.
but did you see THIS??? :D

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lu5MYS7804k?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

gblowfish 05-16-2013 03:12 PM

Stay in skool!
http://noneedtoapply.com/a-collectio...tay-in-school/

Sorter 05-16-2013 03:42 PM

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Radar Chief 05-16-2013 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9687006)

I wonder if taking a dive actually worked, didn’t look like the ref was falling for it.

Rain Man 05-16-2013 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9686920)
I seriously think that kitten has some kind of motor function disorder. Unless that floor was absurdly slippery, which seems unlikely, I think it's go some kind of issue. I've never seen a cat that was so uncoordinated.

Maybe so, but I could imagine myself looking like that if I was concentrating on something and all of a sudden a komodo dragon as big as me was standing next to me.

ShowtimeSBMVP 05-16-2013 06:59 PM

http://i.imgur.com/9yAkYRE.gif

Rasputin 05-16-2013 07:12 PM

[QUOTE=Sorter;9687368]http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...dfvb.gif?w=360

That is one lucky dog! Holy crap!


http://25.media.tumblr.com/c52716172...kqplo1_400.gif


I've had a bottle rocket go off the side of my face as a kid. That shit hurts!

Fish 05-16-2013 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9687769)

LMAO.... nailed it!

Amnorix 05-17-2013 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9687496)
Maybe so, but I could imagine myself looking like that if I was concentrating on something and all of a sudden a komodo dragon as big as me was standing next to me.


Yeah, but that's because you're a balding middle aged white guy. You're basically the least coordinated animal on planet earth.


:D

Mr. Plow 05-17-2013 07:41 AM

http://i.imgur.com/1vj1DPV.jpg

Graystoke 05-17-2013 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9688523)

Yo! What Happening?
I see you there ...
LMAO

thebrad84 05-17-2013 08:10 AM

[QUOTE=KC Tattoo;9687801]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9687368)

That is one lucky dog! Holy crap!

I'm no marine biologist, but that appears to be a dolphin following the dog. That dorsal fin looks too rounded on the back side to be a shark.

Radar Chief 05-17-2013 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebrad84 (Post 9688553)

I'm no marine biologist, but that appears to be a dolphin following the dog. That dorsal fin looks too rounded on the back side to be a shark.

From the dark color I was assuming an orca. :shrug:

jiveturkey 05-17-2013 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9688574)
From the dark color I was assuming an orca. :shrug:

Same here and a black lab probably looks like a tasty seal to an orca.

Fish 05-17-2013 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9688523)

LMAO.... Jazz hands!

Amnorix 05-17-2013 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9688574)
From the dark color I was assuming an orca. :shrug:

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiveturkey (Post 9688582)
Same here and a black lab probably looks like a tasty seal to an orca.


I'm with Brad on this. I'm thinking "playful dolphin" rather than shark out for lunch.

But either is far more likely than orca. It's WAY too small to be an Orca.

jiveturkey 05-17-2013 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9688589)
I'm with Brad on this. I'm thinking "playful dolphin" rather than shark out for lunch.

But either is far more likely than orca. It's WAY too small to be an Orca.

You're probably right. At the very end it turns and the coloring looks like a dolphin.

An orca probably would have been coming in hot.

frankotank 05-17-2013 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9688589)
I'm with Brad on this. I'm thinking "playful dolphin" rather than shark out for lunch.

But either is far more likely than orca. It's WAY too small to be an Orca.

well that would explain a LOT!. like the camera guy just standing there filming while the dog almost gets eaten.
makes a little more sense now.

frankotank 05-17-2013 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9688523)

ROFLROFLROFL

awesome.
I've seen this dog before. animals are very adaptive fo sho.

Radar Chief 05-17-2013 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 9688589)
I'm with Brad on this. I'm thinking "playful dolphin" rather than shark out for lunch.

But either is far more likely than orca. It's WAY too small to be an Orca.

After posting that I started looking more closely and agree. The distance from its nose to its dorsal fin is about the length of the labs body, meaning if it’s an orca it’s a juvenile. That and I found some pictures of dolphins that have a short snout and dark color like that.

Amnorix 05-17-2013 08:42 AM

In fact, I'll go one further based on the dorsal fin shape -- bottlenose dolphin.

http://www.wdcs.org/graphics_bin/sw_fin_shape.jpg

Amnorix 05-17-2013 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9688593)
well that would explain a LOT!. like the camera guy just standing there filming while the dog almost gets eaten.
makes a little more sense now.


Another look shows that it's CLEARLY not a shark -- you can see the blowhole for a second before it turns.

Not a shark and too small for orca, so gotta be a Dolphin.

Rain Man 05-17-2013 09:52 AM

My god, that dolphin was about to eat the dog!

RockChalk 05-17-2013 10:11 AM

Thank God for Marine Biologist Brad!

raybec 4 05-17-2013 10:16 AM

[QUOTE=RockChalk;9688697]Thank God for Marine Biologist Brad![/QUOTE
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In58men 05-17-2013 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9688653)
My god, that dolphin was about to eat the dog!

Ban dolphins. Too dangerous

Zebedee DuBois 05-17-2013 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9688653)
My god, that dolphin was about to eat the dog!

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

ThaVirus 05-17-2013 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9688523)

LMAO LMAO LMAO Ohhhhh, balls. That is some funny shit right there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiveturkey (Post 9688582)
Same here and a black lab probably looks like a tasty seal to an orca.

Eh, I've read that there's never been a recorded human killing by a Killer Whale in the wild. Obviously a dog isn't a human, but those ****ers are REALLY smart. I doubt they'd get confused so easily.

And I'm not marine biologist, but I'm thinking that's a baby Orca in the gif...

frankotank 05-17-2013 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9688825)
LMAO LMAO LMAO Ohhhhh, balls. That is some funny shit right there.

I must've watched this 50 times today!

ThaVirus 05-17-2013 02:01 PM

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Sofa King 05-17-2013 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9688523)

hahahaha

Sofa King 05-17-2013 02:35 PM

SPAM ALL TEH BACKWARDS GIFS!

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gblowfish 05-17-2013 02:35 PM

Did that dog have "jazz hands???"

In58men 05-17-2013 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9689083)


BREAKING: KANSAS CITY CHIEF FANS SAVES MAN UNTIL LEARNING MOMENTS LATER THE VICTIM WAS ALEX SMITH.

Bob Dole 05-17-2013 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9688653)
My god, that dolphin was about to eat the dog!

PETA just launched a tuna-free dog campaign in all 5 oceans.

Gadzooks 05-18-2013 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9688523)

This should be in the "Sloth" thread.LMAO

Dayze 05-19-2013 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9688523)

I love you.

Sorter 05-19-2013 12:52 AM

[QUOTE=thebrad84;9688553]
Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9687801)

I'm no marine biologist, but that appears to be a dolphin following the dog. That dorsal fin looks too rounded on the back side to be a shark.

Yup.

The fin is a definite giveaway.

Radar Chief 05-19-2013 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9687368)

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Pitt Gorilla 05-19-2013 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 9687006)

That's horrible. WTF is wrong with people?


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