I seriously don't know where you're getting this shit from.

That post was in response to Pants who posted a definition of smelting in regards to ore. I took that and made a stupid HARMLESS joke. I admit it wasn't funny, but it sure as **** had nothing to do with H5N1.

Please take my advice and get away from this place for awhile and put us all on ignore.

...what if he posted that whilst in mid air?

it could happen.

Guess that explains that snickering Pharmacist. That bastard!

Midol will help you with your menzeezzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Louder like i'm pulling your hair

I think I seen him flying over my house on that magic carpet you gave him for his wedding

that explains the lactating i guess

the tip could fall off? Just like that?

He's pretty old, so it was probably flying really slowly with it's blinker on the entire time.

:LOL: See this? THIS RIGHT HERE!

Booger made an 'oops' and he laughed it off. Which is what makes this place so great!

BTW, Frankie, you do realize that the first time H5N1 called your mom a whore was almost three hour AFTER my stupid joke, so the above post of yours makes no sense whatsoever.

I guy at work flew on an airplane once. Ten years later? Bam, herpes!

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Middle Easterners aren't great with clocks. (Yes, I'm turning this into a Family Guy clip thread.)

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thank you very much little boy. I'm not craving for your "credence." If I wanted the mental acceptance of mentally mal-equipped beings I have two cats here who are way more accepting of me and whose acceptance means something to me. You and your like, I flush down the toilet every morning..... boy!

Why do you have to be such a liar? Just say how you feel. Is it because it goes against the oath you took to be in this country?
I am not going to spend hours wading through all your lying bullshit. I did find this little gem where you spew the same crap. You are exposed again asshole!

that one always reminds me of grade school :thumb:

ROFL That's pure gold! I broke it down in front of your eyes, idiot! All you had to do was to click on the quotes to be taken back to them for verification.

try again.

Mid air, being the middle of your skull? Maybe it could.

Damn that Meg Ryan.

Gonna have to rub one out or i'll wake up humping the pillows again.

Wow. I'm speechless.

I don't deny making the ****ing joke, you dip shit!

Once again, My joke was made 3 hours before the first time H5N1 mentioned the word whore. So break it down for me again how I was riding on his dick, laughing at his joke, encouraging him or whatever else you have accused me of.

oh no, now he's calling me 'boy.' uber insulting. whatever shall I do? guess I'll just have to live with myself :huh:

honestly, this is a bit pathetic.

of course it makes sense...

frankie's mind is capable of time travel...






(sorry frankie, i couldn't resist :p :p :p )

I'm not gonna check that. I hope you are wrong, because then the insinuation of that word about my elderly mother would have been your own idea.

WOW! :shake:

OK, .... girl! Happy now? More apt anyway.

IT WAS MY IDEA!!!! Congratulations on finally getting it.


This whole ordeal has exhausted me, I should go to bed.


And just to clarify, do I really think your mother is a whore? OF course not. It was a stupid harmless joke, the type of thing that is said here every single day. If it really bothers you that much, I suggest you find another board to post on, or better yet, stay off the internet entirely.

You're OK my man. :toast:

So it was your idea to call my well respected old mother a whore. Thank you very much. Now you and Preparation H5 are true peers in low quality.

To be fair, I never actually called her that.

Shut your whore mouth.

dude, really? there's a 12 year old who posts on here who flips me shit better than you do.

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Your signature is awesome! Hypocrite much?

what's my signature? I really don't remember... I put it up years ago and failed to give a shit about it ever since.

(and keep in mind, the server randomly switched some people's signatures up a year or so ago)

without having to respond again, as it takes time away from my ****ing with frankie... is this calling me an asshole? because that's a ****ing given.

oh yeah... the narrow-minded bigoted asshole.

I should point out... I use this board as a means of escapism, and in no way does my board persona reflect who I am in any way. am I an asshole? absolutely. that's about the only parallel. not bigoted, not narrow minded... you'd not even recognize my personality off of the board, really.

No need for long-winded excuses. I just found it hilarious that you posted what you did... then I noticed your signature.

To answer your question... yes, you're being a tool.

oh, I'm making absolutely no excuses. I am who I am, and I'm absolutely being a tool to frankie. doesn't stop it from being fun, though.

Yeah, racism, it's sooooooo much fun, isn't it? How often do you wash your white sheets? Do you use bleach to make them nice and bright?

ROFL

nicely done. and the clear answer is, I use tide with color-guard bleach once a week.

I could give a **** less what ethnicity or race frankie is. have I used his to **** with him on here? yep. but it's not in the spirit of tearing down a whole race, it's in the spirit of going after good ol' frankie. does this action of mine on a message board define who I am and what I stand for in the totality of my existance? nope. but do enjoy making assumptions about me based on scant evidence.

Shit. I figured you for a Clorox Bleach kind of guy. LMAO

Seriously though, if you could give a **** less about what race he is, then why make a crude remark related to his race? Why didn't you tell him that the feather in his hair makes him look like a douche or some shit like that?

look at it this way... frankie's been getting on my nerves on here for a LOOOOOONG time. this trolling was a culmination of two things: 1) my boredom (I'm in columbia, mo in a hotel room, and have been most of the day, finishing logistics for the move here--starting a ph.d program in less than ten days-- the wife started work today, we don't have our new apartment yet, and it's BOOOOOORRRRRING AS SHIT), and 2) an easy target.

his race is something that he's sensitive about, so it's a prime target. hell, if his hair (or lack thereof) was a sensitive spot, I'd go there. it's not rocket science.

Why has this thread gone nearly 10 hours without a reply?

tell ya what, I'll try to breathe new life into things...

frankie, your mother is a whore and you're a bald mother****er who sucks the penis.

Wow, another DC Right Wing Extremists v. Frankie pile-on thread. Apparently the other 150 just weren't enough. :shake:

That is who Frankie is. She is a lying coward bitch, but she has to get the last word, even if it's not true. I don't really care why she thinks the US provoked 9-11, it just makes me sick that there are people who took and disregarded their oath to be in this great country and feel we could deserve our homeland attacked and so many innocent poeple die who had nothing to do with some psychotic religion. I feel if her alligence is with iran, or not with the USA, then she should get a one way ticket back.

Actually, Lumpy, you are right.

If Frankie would have done that waaaaaay back at the beginning this whole train wreck would have been avoided.

Is it a she? I didn't know that.

Tell me something, which one of Frankie's nuts do you prefer to dangle from - the left or the right?

Oh, silly question. The right one, of course!

Use both and hang from the middle.

Because feathery hair on a man is pretty sweet, actually. If a man never wore a feathered mullet, he never partied in the eighties.

Pure awesome.

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You called it. Pants is a big righty. And the guy with the avatar that implies that Christians are bigoted assholes? Extreme right winger.

You cracked another case. Do you prefer Matlock, Columbo, or Jake and the Fat Man?

everyone knows left is wrong and right is right. If you dangle from the left you are clearly gay.

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I think I'll take Matlock. It has zippy and fun theme music.

Actually, I think Simon & Simon beats them all.

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Nice that you can be fair to yourself. You did not type the exact word, but that was the essence of your "joke" was it not?

I would have pegged you for a McMillan & Wife fan.

It's prom night and this thread is the big white headed zit popping up on the front of my forehead. I just want it to go away.

Let me guess. He outwits your ass all over the conversation and then you become brave behind the keyboard at your mommy's basement and call his mother a whore. That's the extent of your wit anyway.

LMAO

Frankie, the internet is a very confusing place. It's especially confusing to someone with limited intellect (read: you) so you should probably heed Dartgod's advice and just stay away from it.

ROFL

I was gonna point that out a few times, but I wanted to stay on topic with him. Thanks for noticing.

If you keep picking at it, it won't heal.

Folks, this important member of the CP is too busy calling 87 year old women whores in his own mom's basement to notice anything else. Obviousness be damned. Or, maybe he is just too dumb to notice.

I marked all of the above. ROFL

Desperate flailing warning. Step back everybody. LMAO

Of course it was.

Look, it was a juvenile attempt at humor. Some people will think it was lame, some may think it was funny. But do I really think your mom is whore? Of course not. And if you really are offended by such sophmoric humor, then I have no idea how you lasted this long here.

You do realize that people can turn off signatures, no?

I have them turned off and without going into my user settings to see, I have no idea what mine says.

Sorry about your dad frankie.

For a minute I thought this was a thread about Paterno getting jacked up by one of his players yesterday.

"Scant!", Wow!... I'm really shocked. Not even because you think the evidence in your posts is little, but because you actually have the word "scant" in your vocabulary. This instantly makes you twice as smart in my book.

PhD!!ROFLROFLROFL

You know what? What the hell, ... my IQ is 220. ROFL

Thought you said it was 15.9?:hmmm:

Unlike you, he's not lying.

I have lasted this long because I can out wit one or two bigoted idiots easily. I also have shown beyond the shadow of doubt that I will stand up to them when they come at me in swarms.

It's a cowardly practice, btw, when they do that and you, participated in this one. I hope you managed to endear yourself to them. As for me I only care to endear myself to people of class.

You're really looking stupid here.

You have no class and you have not outwitted anyone on CP. Ever.

You have no evidence of either. Yet your bigotry makes a distinction in your judgement. Nice.

Pants hasn't even posted in this thread, ****tard. But nice try.

Not sure who you're babbling about with the implication avatar. Perhaps that one only exists in your mind as well?

Have another drink.

Ooooh, you are so forceful when you are an envious idiot.

FYP.