haha, so true

You don't need to be thinking immortality, you need to be thinking "Hit the 7 iron".

Look at this Perry.
Look at how stupid you are.

And if Phil didn't step on his dick at 12 and pick up one of the other three shots he pissed away on the back, he'd be tied.

Tiger thought the winner would be -11. Looks like he may miss by one. Both Phil and Tiger had opportunities to get higher than that, though.

ROFL

God, Jim Nantz is obnoxious in his mellowness.

Well, he's at least got a chance at it.

Meh. Tiger didn't. He got almost all he could out of his round save 17 and 18.

And that's not 15 feet, that's 12.

15' for the win...

I hope Kenny can pull this off.

Talk about a pressure putt....

For the tourney.

I don't. I like watching people choke.

It's a lot more pressure packed when you need it to tie.

Especially people that don't think enough of majors to even try to qualify for them.

He's only made one putt all day - I'd be surprised if he made this...

BOGEY BOGEY

Dammit.

Ping has got to love this. Cabrera uses all Ping stuff, and they've shown 20 closeups of Perry's "magic putter", which is a Craz-E.

Look at this Perry
Look at how stupid you are.

That would just give me the shits missing like that with that much on the line.

Why the **** do lag that ****ing putt? YOU'RE PUTTING TO WIN THE BIGGEST TOURNAMENT.

CABRERA

It wasn't that good of a putt either, it had too much pace, the hole just got in the way.

Nice putt, Duck.

The last time Kenny Perry was in a playoff in a major was about the time I started watching golf. I don't remember it very well, but he probably choked then too.

He's a dumb sonofabitch who went to the TV booth instead of prepping for a playoff the last time he was in this spot. I think he obviously has a problem with focus.

22 straight holes with no bogeys, and then bogey the last 2. That's pure choke...

Campbell is winning this.

I'll bet golfing a round with Cabrera would be fun as chit. Especially if he's drinking.

That stiff? No, it's Cabrera. He's proven he can handle the pressure, the other two haven't.

MIKE WEIR

That shot by Floyd was an all-time duck hook.

Why doesn't Nick Faldo compete anymore, btw? He could probably make the cut here.

You own a queer?

ROFL good one

only Canadian to win a major.

He can't hit the ball or putt any more, and he's about 265 max off the tee, which means he'd be hitting a ****ing hybrid or a 3 wood into 11.

I got $1K casino cash saying Campbell takes it. Who's in?

True, I suppose, but Perry is only a few years younger than him.

No way, Perry is going to grind out a bunch of pars until the other 2 bogey.

Me. He won't win.

His family is pissed.

Who you going with?

Nick Faldo's game disappeared in 1998. David Leadbetter basically ruined his full swing and he got the yips. He ended up with paralysis by analysis.

And Kenny Perry is pretty gat damn long.

CABRERA

How awesome would it be if someone jugged it from like 150 out?

uh oh

Cabrera is in prison.

Cabrera's done...

Jail w/o possibility for parole.

Cabrerra might as well just walk home.

LMAO

Throw that Texas Tech gif up if it happens.

Is that Perry's daughter on the right?

Kenny Perry's daughter looks good.*


If she's legal of course. If not, I was talking about someone behind her.

Campbell's wife is a nugget

I don't think society should be able to get mad at you given what Shawn Johnson wears on Dancing with the Stars. I mean, let's just be honest, society. We both want to punish that.

What the hell is he going to do

"yeah, I meant to do that."

Lucky ****ing bounce....

I'd rather cheer for him than those two.

This is much easier than hitting a cut in this position, but no. That caught damned solid.

LOL at Kenny Perry the choker

****ing Kenny Greg Norman Perry.

Look at this, look at how stupid you are.

Campbell has the red carpet laid out for him...

Choke

Campbell just needs to get this on the green.

LMAO Holy shit

LOL at Chad Campbell the choker....the pressure always gets to him in majors.

LMAO

Cabrera could win this.

And everyone chokes. This is brutal...

It's a piss down your leg orgy at Augusta!

And no. Cabrera might actually have a better shot at sticking this close than the other two now after being in the woods.

This isn't horse, you stupid ****s. You don't follow a Norman shove with another spread legged slut cut.

CABRERA

ROFL

None of these guys deserves to win

Does anyone want to win this?

I wouldn't say that. They've been at the top of the leaderboard all week at arguably the toughest tournament in the world.

Perry hanging in.....

This isn't a terribly tough shot for Campbell.

Some knee knockers to tie Perry.