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Frosty 06-25-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 4811754)
I'd call that a f@g-hag sandwich, with their pole-polisher in the middle.

NTTAWWT

That was my first impression, too. This guy is trying waaaaaay too hard to prove how "manly" he is. :hmmm:

Stinger 06-25-2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4811411)

:hmmm:

http://www.domboarders.de/phpBB2/fil...ot_stuntaz.jpg

Demonpenz 06-25-2008 01:55 PM

Stinger post number #12

2112 06-25-2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4811411)
I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...3/myspace5.jpg

http://www.roflwigger.com/images/wig...c819f2a666.jpg

QuikSsurfer 06-25-2008 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4811831)
But look at his sweet stereo speaker behind him! :D

lol
I was noticing that too.. quite the bachelor.

The Franchise 06-25-2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 4811844)
lol
I was noticing that too.. quite the bachelor.

But he has a nice bike and an Audi. ROFL

Stinger 06-25-2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 4811842)
Stinger post number #12

:doh!:

Sorry, I was late to the thread

QuikSsurfer 06-25-2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4811846)
But he has a nice bike and an Audi. ROFL

Oh he has an Audi??


Man - this guy is living the dream.




LMAOLMAO

Pablo 06-25-2008 02:09 PM

Seriously dude. Those chicks are fine looking, but it's not all that impressive. Any dude that's in his early 20's/goes to college and doesn't look like a complete mutant can get girls to take their picture with them/get their number. You act like it's some unnatainable feat you've accomplished, you've managed to get a couple good looking girls to take a pic with you.

Not to say I haven't done the exact same thing, and I used my Mustang to my advantage when I was a little younger, but for fucks sake I'm almost 22 now and I realize that the girls you attract with vehicles aren't worth the trouble. Shouldn't you by now?

Logical 06-25-2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 4811859)
Oh he has an Audi??


Man - this guy is living the dream.




LMAOLMAO

Holy hell when QuikSurfer is bagging on the village idiot you know the bar is low.

QuikSsurfer 06-25-2008 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ill-Logical (Post 4811880)
Holy hell when QuikSurfer is bagging on the village idiot you know the bar is low.

Give me a fucking break.

CoMoChief 06-25-2008 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4811411)
I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...3/myspace5.jpg

Whos that douchebag in the middle?

StcChief 06-25-2008 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GonzoRox88 (Post 4811877)
Seriously dude. Those chicks are fine looking, but it's not all that impressive. Any dude that's in his early 20's/goes to college and doesn't look like a complete mutant can get girls to take their picture with them/get their number. You act like it's some unnatainable feat you've accomplished, you've managed to get a couple good looking girls to take a pic with you.

Not to say I haven't done the exact same thing, and I used my Mustang to my advantage when I was a little younger, but for fucks sake I'm almost 22 now and I realize that the girls you attract with vehicles aren't worth the trouble. Shouldn't you by now?

shhh he's livin' his dream

noa 06-25-2008 02:12 PM

Epic thread.
This guy needs to start doing seminars like Frank TJ Mackey.

Mr. Plow 06-25-2008 02:13 PM

Did the one guys cell phone battery go dead?

2112 06-25-2008 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 4811885)
Whos that douchebag in the middle?

Repost! look at the first page, Dartgod already said it.

Demonpenz 06-25-2008 02:16 PM

quicksilver doesn't act like something he's not.

trndobrd 06-25-2008 02:19 PM

<a href="http://s143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/?action=view&current=myspace9.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace9.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>


Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

Easy 6 06-25-2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 4811892)
Did the one guys cell phone battery go dead?

No, his boss told him to get off the damn phone & get ta moppin.

Pablo 06-25-2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trndobrd (Post 4811906)


Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

The eyebrow ring is a clever distraction.

QuikSsurfer 06-25-2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 4811900)
quicksilver doesn't act like something he's not.

Thank you, sir.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8...lause16bfa.gif

Dartgod 06-25-2008 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 4811885)
Whos that douchebag in the middle?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimension2112 (Post 4811893)
Repost! look at the first page, Dartgod already said it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 4811419)
Who's the douchebag in the middle? ©

You owe me $1.19 in copyright fees.

2112 06-25-2008 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 4811900)
quicksilver doesn't act like something he's not.

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 4811912)

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w...0/applause.gif

2112 06-25-2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 4811916)
You owe me $1.19 in copyright fees.

Don't forget the ®™

bowener 06-25-2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trndobrd (Post 4811906)
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...3/myspace9.jpg


Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

Good god what a tan whore... umm... not sure how to pharse that exactly. I mean that she is a whore of tanning, which is easy to notice by the fact that her stomach is an unhealthy 12 shades darker orange than her already unhealthy orange face. but hey! her body looks like its 2 steps up from the other chicks.

Dartgod 06-25-2008 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowener (Post 4811924)
Good god what a tan whore... umm... not sure how to pharse that exactly. I mean that she is a whore of tanning, which is easy to notice by the fact that her stomach is an unhealthy 12 shades darker orange than her already unhealthy orange face. but hey! her body looks like its 2 steps up from the other chicks.

To be fair, the person to her left is a guy. He also might be black. NTTIAWWT

Fish 06-25-2008 02:31 PM

Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...4&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

Easy 6 06-25-2008 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trndobrd (Post 4811906)
<a href="http://s143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/?action=view&current=myspace9.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/Finch83/myspace9.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>


Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

The chick bottom right is definitely not enjoying the party...vulture must've told her she wasnt getting a motorcycle ride.

QuikSsurfer 06-25-2008 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 4811937)
Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...4&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

:hmmm:

Tribal Warfare 06-25-2008 02:32 PM

Vulture, welcome to the Planet and the christening of pile-ons. Enjoy it, and embrace it

Mr. Plow 06-25-2008 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trndobrd (Post 4811906)
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...3/myspace9.jpg


Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.


Man, what happened to that chicks face?

Donger 06-25-2008 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 4811937)
Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...4&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

That is interesting. Which actor starred in Fight Club?

Fish 06-25-2008 02:34 PM

Finch83, Fightclub83, known Fight Club fan, from posts in this thread......

Worthless thieving piece of shit....

2112 06-25-2008 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4811945)
That is interesting. Which actor starred in Fight Club?

http://www.poolparty.com/quotes/imag...pitt_chest.jpg

Donger 06-25-2008 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimension2112 (Post 4811950)

Brad Pitt? Didn't he star in Seven as well?

2112 06-25-2008 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4811953)
Brad Pitt? Didn't he star in Seven as well?

Yes

Frazod 06-25-2008 02:36 PM

I'm posting from a windless room in a Chicago skyscraper, taking a break from working on 70 page lease agreement that's just about to bore me into a coma. The idea of riding a motorcycle 100 mph or throwing a shot into either one of those chicks in the picture sounds pretty goddamn appealing to me right about now.

More power to you, kid. Enjoy it while it lasts.

And he's right - we do sound like a bunch of old women.

ChiefsFire 06-25-2008 02:37 PM

Lemme guess...you're rockin a tribal arm band tattoo right?

OnTheWarpath15 06-25-2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 4811543)
I'll guess that he's the guy who sells the glow sticks at rave parties.


Or the date rape drug...

2112 06-25-2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4811953)
Brad Pitt? Didn't he star in Seven as well?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimension2112 (Post 4811954)
Yes

What is your prognosis, Dr. Freud Donger?

ShortRoundChief 06-25-2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 4811938)
The chick bottom right is definitely not enjoying the party...vulture must've told her she wasnt getting a motorcycle ride.


I swear the girl on his lap's body is kicking but it looks like someone just ****ed her face up with a frying pan

I hear the conversation now

"i'm here for the motorcycle ride"

"you'll have to wait"

"why"

"until my parents go to sleep"

"i thought you lived by yourself and owned your own bike'

"well, i might have exaggerated"

tooge 06-25-2008 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 4811468)
looks like you need to pick the bugs out of your teeth.
sec

Most of the gals I "had" that were that hot really had blonde hair. I wnet to San Diego State University. There was one of those (but real) for every guy there. Nice piece of ass, but I wouldn't brag about it. I can probably speak for quite a few guys on here, we have had plenty of those. I finally had enough of them that I married one. I dont live in the "burbs", I live out in the country, but truse me, life is never boring.

Donger 06-25-2008 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimension2112 (Post 4811958)
What is your prognosis, Dr. Freud Donger?

He's almost certainly in denial about being homosexual, and attempts to suppress it with overt displays of masculinity.

tooge 06-25-2008 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4811473)
Please post a pic of your wife or gf I would love to see how they compare. I have seen some pics of your guys women and I gotta say...CATTLE CALL!!!ROFL

I dont keep pics of old girlfriends, I've been married for 15 years, and I am not gonna post a pic of my wife for you to jack off to.

tooge 06-25-2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4811485)
Ill definitely be at one of the tailgates probably vs the Raiders. I live in ATL right now and I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.

Uh, Ok. Carefull there smalls. My arms are bigger than your neck

Amnorix 06-25-2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 4811948)
Finch83, Fightclub83, known Fight Club fan, from posts in this thread......

Worthless thieving piece of shit....


? thieving? What am I missing?

StcChief 06-25-2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark
looks like you need to pick the bugs out of your teeth.

but that's the sign of a happy motorcyclist.

Amnorix 06-25-2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 4811955)
I'm posting from a windless room in a Chicago skyscraper, taking a break from working on 70 page lease agreement that's just about to bore me into a coma. The idea of riding a motorcycle 100 mph or throwing a shot into either one of those chicks in the picture sounds pretty goddamn appealing to me right about now.

More power to you, kid. Enjoy it while it lasts.

And he's right - we do sound like a bunch of old women.

Ouch. Why are you stuck doing that?

If it makes you feel better, one of my poor partners was stuck reviewing a 100 page lease -- for a 4,000 square foot office space!! The lawyers for the landlord's obviously decided they needed the world's most comprehensive lease for a silly little box of cubicles. ROFL

Dartgod 06-25-2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 4811983)
? thieving? What am I missing?

FightClub83 is the guy that came on here last year bragging how he stole an unattended laptop from some guy in a coffee shop or some place like that.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=165020

Tribal Warfare 06-25-2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 4811983)
? thieving? What am I missing?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=165020

OnTheWarpath15 06-25-2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 4811981)
Uh, Ok. Carefull there smalls. My arms are bigger than your neck


LMAO

He's telling the truth too, young douchebag.

Easy 6 06-25-2008 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4811959)
I swear the girl on his lap's body is kicking but it looks like someone just ****ed her face up with a frying pan

Yep, a rat face.

Lzen 06-25-2008 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 4811944)
Man, what happened to that chicks face?

I'm guessing it was a sex change operation.

Donger 06-25-2008 02:55 PM

I just figured it out: he looks like Shepard Smith.

POND_OF_RED 06-25-2008 02:55 PM

I thought you said you were in your 20's. Is this an old picture or something?

siberian khatru 06-25-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4812001)
I just figured it out: he looks like Shepard Smith.

Speaking of gay ...

Bugeater 06-25-2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 4811937)
Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...4&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

Hmmm. I wonder if this is his myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/finch83

I can't tell if it's the same douche or not.

Easy 6 06-25-2008 02:59 PM

Its funny how he's gone so silent, after our outstanding Planet sleuths got on the case & busted him.

These guys arent nearly as dumb as you thought, are they vulture?

tooge 06-25-2008 03:07 PM

Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?

booger 06-25-2008 03:10 PM

the orange glow chick looks like Eric Warfield

DaKCMan AP 06-25-2008 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 4812037)
Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?


i'm hot cuz i'm fly, u ain't cuz u not

kstater 06-25-2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 4812037)
Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?

Don't worry, this is just starting to pick up. Remember that thread from the guy that lost his girlfriend from a couple months ago? I see this thread heading that way.

CrazyPhuD 06-25-2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 4811944)
Man, what happened to that chicks face?

She fell off a motorcycle and dragged for 100 ft?

CrazyPhuD 06-25-2008 03:16 PM

This chick digs teh motorcycles!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jI7gk9GnGiQ&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jI7gk9GnGiQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

CrazyPhuD 06-25-2008 03:17 PM

But you asked for proof so here it is. I tapped this chick last weekend and I will tell you she was one fine piece of ass!

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/1...087133_gal.jpg

"Bob" Dobbs 06-25-2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4811739)
My fam is from St Louis

This explains pretty much everything.

Amnorix 06-25-2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoBo (Post 4812010)
Hmmm. I wonder if this is his myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/finch83

I can't tell if it's the same douche or not.

Doesn't really look it.

OnTheWarpath15 06-25-2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan (Post 4812071)
This explains pretty much everything.

Don't lump us all in with this ****stick.

DaKCMan AP 06-25-2008 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 4812037)
Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4812045)
i'm hot cuz i'm fly, u ain't cuz u not

so we all agree i'm the coolest? sweet.. and i don't even own a bike. :D

Lzen 06-25-2008 03:29 PM

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BEgxxHt48Ms&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BEgxxHt48Ms&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

CrazyPhuD 06-25-2008 03:29 PM

I think I found so more vids of your chick, looks like she's joy riding on yo bike.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e-5vZWzGZP8&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e-5vZWzGZP8&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Valiant 06-25-2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 4811608)

Is that the one where the little black midget got his wife pregnant??

RJ 06-25-2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 4812063)
But you asked for proof so here it is. I tapped this chick last weekend and I will tell you she was one fine piece of ass!

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/1...087133_gal.jpg



Cool, a Chiefs cheerleader.

whatsmynameagain 06-25-2008 03:43 PM

well Im about 15 minutes from flying to the p&l to snag some tail. have fun fatsos!Posted via Mobile Device

Adept Havelock 06-25-2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 4811983)
? thieving? What am I missing?

From last nights thread with Midnight Felcher/Convict1983:

As I suspected, I'm pretty sure this dipsh*t has been with us before.

Compare the following responses, the berating of police, etc. and decide for yourselves. ROFL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4810489)
Haha trailer park? Sorry I dont live in your neighborhood.ROFL

I am 25 yrs old and will be probably making six figures by the time I am 30. I am already making about 60 to 70,000 right now. So dont even start.

And I am safe when I speed. Of course I am aware of my surroundings. If its busy in traffic then I will go the regular speed but if there are barely anybody else on the road then yeah I will go as fast as I want. No problem.

And from the Hall of Classics:

Quote:

Originally Posted by convict1983 (Post 4044898)
Yeah, going to Dunkin Donuts everyday is really brave and nobel. ROFL

And you got me all wrong. I make a great living for myself. I work in the marketing business and its good money (probably be making 6 figures by the time I am 30).

I just saw an oppurtunity to get ahold of a free laptop and I capitalized off it. You snooze you lose. Thats just the way it goes sometimes.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=244


In that thread, convict1983 proclaimed he was 24. Apparently he's relocated from CA to GA, but I suspect the only real relocation he's done is from his old bedroom to his cool new place in Mom's basement. :shrug:

Another year older, but clearly no wiser.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimension2112 (Post 4810570)
What's ironic is that this thread is almost the same date last year as that guy with the laptop from San Diego. I wonder if DenverChief can do another exclusive online background check? :hmmm:

Great minds think alike. :thumb:

Looks like it's the same little thug with yet another cry for attention.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=437

Frazod 06-25-2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4812108)
well Im about 15 minutes from flying to the p&l to snag some tail. have fun fatsos!Posted via Mobile Device

The other guy's entertaining, but this one just sucks balls.

booger 06-25-2008 03:45 PM

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RNR 06-25-2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ (Post 4812107)
Cool, a Chiefs cheerleader.

LMAO

QuikSsurfer 06-25-2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4812108)
well Im about 15 minutes from flying to the p&l to snag some tail. have fun fatsos!Posted via Mobile Device

Everything you say is boring.

Easy 6 06-25-2008 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain (Post 4812108)
well Im about 15 minutes from flying to the p&l to snag some tail. have fun fatsos!Posted via Mobile Device

Whats his name?


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