Announcing the selection for the Los Angeles Rams is former cornerback Gary Green, who played 132 games for the Rams (32) and Chiefs (100). He actually earned pro bowl accolades for both teams.

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Green makes a few introductory comments about how the NFL exploits football players, and then says,

"Regardless of that exploitation, the Los Angeles Rams select LB Barrett Carter, Clemson."

Gary Green has informed Baltimore that they're on the clock, while also taking the opportunity to remind them of the older Colts or Browns players who have health issues and receive small pensions.

The top two wide receivers are fairly established for the Ravens. They’ve signed Deandre Hopkins, who has certainly lost several steps. The Ravens need to add a wide receiver with speed.

The wide receiver group has thinned out a bit, so they reach a bit by staying in their own back yard. They add elite speed with this pick.

The Baltimore Ravens select Tai Felton, WR, Maryland

staylor26 has been notified that he’s on the clock.

As soon as he busts his next nut, he’ll be here to pick. Should be any minute now.

I have a job not all of us can **** off in our law office chasing ambulances or whatever you clowns do

The Seattle Seahawks select Vernon Broughton, DT, Texas

The Seahawks already have an embarrassment of riches on their DL, and after filling needs with the top 3 picks, I'm going to add to that strength.

The New Orleans Saints select Elijah Roberts, Edge, SMU

Just DM’d Gloucester now (server was pissing me off too much to do it when I made my pick)

I think there’s a good pick waiting for the Chiefs who fits well and fills a need.

I almost took him for the Ravens but didn’t like the fit.

Well, unless the Browns do something weird, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing here. Need to check the board first.

I have a viable 2-deep here but I think the pick is gonna be pretty clear.

The Cleveland Browns select Ozzy Trapilo, OT, BC

Browns grab the massive Trapilo help out their T position.

This lined up nicely for the Chiefs.

The Chiefs war room exchanges a big round of high fives.

Mike Bradway remarks "Are they trying to help us out? This is the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!"

Brett Veach picks up the cell phone and says three simple words: "Send him in!"

Jamaal Charles glides onto the stage and steps to the podium. With a look of extreme concentration on his face, he says:

"With their second third round pick in the 2025 NFL draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select Bhayshul Tuten, RB, Virginia Tech.

There is a lot of good value available here - Jared Ivey of Ole Miss, notably - but I can't pass up the chance to add an explosive back with the ability to be a real weapon in the passing game, who strikes some fear into defenses. I don't think he makes it to the Chiefs' pick in the 4th and don't trust my options there.

You named the guy I would’ve taken, but I do like the direction of that pick.

Couldn’t go wrong either way here.