We should suspend the children when the parents do stuff like this. It's the only way to curb adult violence at youth games in this country.

IF WE BAN GUNS THEN DENTISTS WILL STOP PICKING ON PEOPLE

ROFLROFLROFL

Damn it, sec.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Dinny

Potential Hall of Classics bump

Big Smoke gunna Big Smoke

How drunk was tooge when he started this thread?

Easily drunk enough that I'd lose a Madden game. 7-8 beers worth maybe.

LMAO

tooge is awesome for not correcting his errors in OP. I think that's worth recognizing.

What the **** is "Building up biz" LMAO

Like 'giving you the business' - like Eddie, Wally and Beave used to say in Leave it to Beaver. It's an older term - Generation Y will have no clue. Although he'd used it in a drunken context.

He's a dentist...punching teeth in...building up biz.

I speak fluent Keith Stone tho.

Alright, that makes it even more hilarious.

Some of those parents are way off of the reservation. I dated a gal a couple of years ago, and her son played for one of those traveling teams. I was walking through the parking lot back to my car and overheard a coach telling his kid to throw inside, and bean kids if they crowded the plate. I asked if that included head hunting as I walked by

He said if that's what it takes. I complemented his parenting. Things escalated quickly from there as heated words were exchanged until his softball looking wife pulled out a bat, and proceeded to run at me. Not knowing what the hell to do with a short husky woman chasing me with an aluminum bat I just swiftly made my way to my car, and left that scene

Oh yes! Good uncover.