Im So ****ing Happy It Hurts

Dunno if this has been posted here, but Glazer is reporting it's almost a done deal but the contract hasn't been finalized yet:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9...fs'-GM-job

The end of the Bill Belichick-Scott-Pioli era is near.

New England VP of Player Personnel Scot Pioli is very close to being hired as Kansas City's new general manager and head of football operations, Chiefs officials told FOXSports.com Tuesday.

Details are still being worked out and finalized, but no holdups are expected at this point in negotiations and a deal should be completed shortly.

With the hiring of Pioli, it is presumed by many around the league that he will not retain current Chiefs head coach Herm Edwards. although no decision has been finalized or voiced to Edwards at this point.

While Pioli has been linked in rumors to University of Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz, that option is far from a slam dunk.

The Pioli-Belichick partnership has produced a modern-day dynasty in the NFL, with the Patriots reaching four Suuper Bowls in eight seasons (three titles), winning six AFC East division titles and seven 10-win seasons.

Forgive me, but I just don't like to get my hopes up. I guess one too many 13-3 seasons and flaming out.

I am not against it. In fact, I HOPE he comes because I think the guy from Tampa would have kept Herm.

I am thrilled. And Spags is another great piece of news. I just get tired of the build up to only be let down.

"Insiders" gets stuff wrong all the time. But, the longer this goes on, the more I believe it. The more sources to corroborate the news gives me a better feeling.

I should have expected as much. This is big news for US and because there's a Patriots' dick to sick in the corner of the room, they jump on it and take turns sucking the cum out. :cuss:

I put the nuthooks away a few minutes ago, but I can just as easily get them back out.

I'll bust my diet to celebrate if this happens.

SHANAHAN
BRING IN THE RAT!!

Soren Petro announces that he has spoken to the Chiefs and it is a done deal!!!!!!

I wonder if his first player personnel move is going to be to fire Bernard Pollard.

I wonder what could kill the deal at this point? No... I want THAT parking spot.

Clark: Sorry, that is my spot.

Pioli: Fine... I am not coming.

Clark: Fine, I wanted to keep Herm anyways.

Clark to Personal assistant: Get that Dominoes delivery guy that said he would keep Herm if we let him have the job.

Steve Mariucci to be named HC.

Nice. ROFL You channeling FAX?

Only for premium members, though.

I want a camera in front of Bob Gretz right now.

The liberation of the Chiefs franchise by Pioli means that Baghdad Bob Gretz is going to be sent in exile to Guam.

This is ridiculous. Pollard may not be a starting safety, but he will be on the team. He is a great situational player if nothing else.