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04-22-2011 10:21 AM |
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Originally Posted by acesn8s
(Post 7583961)
I find it disturbing that you know what a dead skunk's pussy smells like.
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i can't disagree with you there.
what has me the most disturbed at the moment is the constant itching of my corn hole since i dropped the kids off at the pool a couple hours ago. it was one of the dreaded one roll of ass wipes and its still shitty type of dumps. i could have wiped with a beach towel and it wouldn't have mattered.
Screw lunch i think i will just go to the car wash and powerwash the itch away. If that doesn't work i will be breaking out the tennessee whiskey and soaking a tampoooooon and cramming that in my crack. I thought of rubbing alcohol butt i don't think that will pack quite the buzz and i gotta try out this new high the young folks keep talking about.
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