I think that's a shakespearean fart post.

Farting is fine, but sharting will not be tolerated.

eh, could be worse.





You could have said that when everybody goes to break you put a trash can on your head and smack your pecker on their mouses and keyboards.

You got in trouble for that? LMAO

Damn.

Almost 27,000 posts and I stumble in here for the first time during a shart discussion. Great.

Of course, it's also apropos, since I just had a shart on Sunday. Pissed me off, too. Had a nice day off, had lunch at a pub downtown, saw "Spamalot"... Didn't realize at the time that the pub poisoned me. Got home, relaxing... Shart. :mad:

I dont think that would be worse. This is the Berkshires. They prolly would have taken their mousepads to the mens room and fapped to it.
Yeah I got in some trouble for that...when the 74 year old moron who sent it through was blessed away for being an old dolt. ****er.

Make sure and do it on the metal bleachers. Then look each way to see the confused look on everyones face wondering what the rumble was.

Hey numbahs.

You need to develop a tolerence for yeast in your beer!

I like to fart when I'm in large crowds, that way everybody smells it, but no one knows I did it.

:shake:

sounds like broncos fans to me

But what if it didn't smell. And made NO sound....

black matter.

In a store... any store. Drop a bomb, and quickly move to the next aisle. Watch for reactions and non verbal accusations.

yep. just blame it on the kids or old people and everyone is ok with it.

Worse. (yeah I know..)

This county voted green party over D. Alternative lifestyles are the norm. not the exception. its....different.