did you get your little carrot wet? stinky finger at least? did you make her sing Christopher Walken's version of GAGA?

Ew gross bro, that shit is nasty.

just trying to be silly. I feel kinda froggy today.

I have babies early, not two years over due.

Our first baby (his 3rd) will be two in May. The new one is due in June.

well, belated congrats to you guys!

Its about ****ing time!

I got an outfit for Easter. Will be the first time I've worn a skirt in about ten years.

Even bought jewelry to accessorize.

So I've never really dabbled in prescription drugs, but the other day a friend of mine was like here take these pills and she gave some xanax. My god they are like relaxation in pill form.

Hydrocodone are my script of choice. Running low on my stash, though. Saving them for when I have real pain.

Same here, if they were available OTC I'd be hooked on them for sure.

The best part is I didn't even ask for them she was just like, "Here have these."

Did you sleep with this girl?

Nope.

Has anybody hear ever worked up a chub watching rosanne?