I would bet money, cash money, that somewhere earlier in this very thread - one of us has already said that very same comment to the other....
LMAO

Well then maybe they were triplets, cause I was married to the whore also:harumph:

This is her second. She's 30 weeks along, just four shy of when the first delivered. She's nervous about having another preemie.

If not this thread then another thread somewhere. But I swear our exes are related in some way. Siblings of the same spawn from hell I am sure.

does this make us the bitch brothers three?

they are all she-devils
duh

Last night I found out that you can be making out with the hottest chick in the world and it can suck if she ate a shit load of sriracha.

Also my ****ing room smells like sriracha breath this morning. Ugh.

That's about the only way I can make a girl's ass hurt. Fed her a bunch of sriracha and wait till morning....

It was my fault, I made her some Spaghettios and then asked if she wanted some Sriracha. I didn't think she liked spicy but she put so much in there it was nuts.

so you made this bitch Spaghettios and you were worried about the sheets?

I hadn't planned on feeding her, she was hungry.

She's a vegetarian, I had barely anything until I went grocery shopping this morning. All I had for her was some Spaghettios that I had from before I started my low carb diet.

Bitches love spaghettios, what can I say?

Bitches do love spaghettios
good jarb

rofl

kiss and tell?

I kissed her and I'm telling you about it.