A first round pick doing that in the same year he was drafted? That's unheard of.

Our DH for next year is in left field.

I'm shedding a tear right now

Come on Omar, now's the time to un-suck.

Listen you mother ****ers.
RALLY CAPS.
EVERY BODY.
EVERY DAMN LAST ONE OF YOU.
DEFCON 4.
DEFCON 4.

WHO'S WITH ME???

It's the most exciting baseball game I've seen in 20 years. Of course, I think Willie McGee and Vince Coleman were in the last baseball game I saw.

Every slow pitch player in the state of Missouri is shouting "Hit it at the fat kid they just put in"

walkoff homer plz

knock it out of the park

and yet I feel I could run 2 more.

We win this thing here.

Billy Butler, if that ain't a good ole boy idk what is.

There's one.

Yes!