OK BUCK, NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LIKE THIS CHICK & HER PUSSY

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EVERY ****ING THING WAS DRY EXCEPT MY
****ING FITTED SHEET
I ****ING HATE
FITTED
SHEETS

I CAN SELL YOU ONE CHEAPER THAN DONGER'S MONKEYS

COFFEY ARE YOU A COP?

I AM TODAY....

YEA HE'S A ****ING COP...

THOUGH I WON'T HOLD IT AGAINST HIM :thumb:

OK, CHANGE OF SUBJECT:

I THINK I'M GOING TO QUIT MY ****ING JOB.
MY BOSS IS A DICK.

DRYING FITTED SHEETS SUCK; THEY NEVER DRY LIKE THEY ARE SO POST TO

WHAT AM i SO POST TO SAY TO THIS?

THIS MAKES ME THINK ABOUT HOW ****ING EXPENSIVE SHEETS ARE
SHIT MAN
I WANT TO GET LIKE A TWIN BED JUST SO I CAN HAVE CHEAP SHEETS

ROFL

NO ****ING SHIT
AND WHY DOESNT MY QUEEN FITTED SHEET FIT MY QUEEN
SIZE BED

I DON'T KNOW?

I DO KNOW HE'S A PRICK. ****ING GOT A INQUISITION TONIGHT WHEN I CAME IN BECAUSE THE CASH DRAWER WAS $3 SHORT...JFC

I KNOW RIGHT
I HAVE A MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS PAD
IT'S LIKE 1 1/2 INCHES THICK
AND IT MAKE THE FITTED SHEET TOO TIGHT
BUT WHEN BITCHES SLEEP IN MY BED
THEY DON'T NOTICE THE SHEETS ARE DIRTY
THEY JUST SAY IT SOOOOO MOTHA****IN COMFORTABLE
AND EERILY SMELLS A LOT LIKE THE COLOGNE i WEAR

I USED TO GET MY SHEETS FROM WORK, UNTIL I REMEMBERED THAT EVERY NASTY MOTHER****ER HAD ALREADY ****ED ON THEM HERE