you should see the size of my big red truck

Like your Big Hat?

I emailed-in sick tonight for tomorrow bitches! I have to spend 775 on my car tomorrow bitches! Brakes n scheduled Mtce.

I'll just be a pussy.





Goodnight Planet.

I thought I would be nice. Next time, I will treat you like a Planeteer. :)

sleep well

Clearly you need a refresher.

hello *****z.
9:42 in the PM PST
May I join?

WTF is with the time change in this thread anywho?

I wear hats.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

What's going on here?

goodnight puss

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him :reaper:

Dumbassery

It's the spotted dick, those Brits know their jar food.

Now we're being questioned.

a big one, if your avitar is an indication.

My take is that Britts named that chit on purpose. They're Cheeky, you know.

If you watch enough p*rn, you kn ow that for every dick, there's a spot.
Heck, I've got two. (spots, that is)

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Well, like YS, I am a small feller.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Yup, they're so cheeky that their teeth are rotting.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the *** he wants.

ROFL

I saw a commercial for a sound enhancer in which an old dude has a bitch wife. He doesn;t need a sound enhancer. He needs a new wife.
Seen it?

I'm growing a beard

Chuck Norris would put that bitch in her place.

It's beddy bye time, thanks for the laughs gang, thanks for the info chiefs fire, the Red Brother.


Pussy me out of this Bitch!

Sonny Bono once cut Jack Bauer off while skiing. Once.

talk atcha later blue man

If Chuck Norris were so bad, why did he have the KEEP going back to get more buddies who were "missing in action"?
He should have gotten them all the first time.

where the fock is Bill PArcells tonight?
Isn't he always on this thread?

Jack Bauer knows what you did in Vegas.

Chuck Norris knows where Jack Bauer lives.

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

Watching military Channel Battle of Najaf onTiVo.

Anyone seen the new TGI Friday's "pop-up book menu" ad?

Just wondering...

Jack Bauer got a cat and named it Chuck Norris, because it was a pussy.

w00t w00t, for what do we owe the pleasure TinyEvel?

Fell off the wagon, beeznatch.

Are u guys gonna even win four games this year?

Does this question even deserve a response?

Actually, I have a little free time tonight. The wife is out with her actress friend:

She looks familiar but I have no idea.

Seen Clay Pigeons?

Georgina Cates huh?

Looking at her bio, she must just look like somebody else because I don't recognize any of the movies listed for her.

She looks like Lindsey Lohan now. But she was i alot of Brit films, and recently a lot of indy films.

THis has to be one of the weakest nights on the Planet.

Not to blame anyone. It's a friggen Tuesday during NOTHING.

So, I'm gonna go waste some Nazi's in Call of Duty.

Late....

Actually she reminds me of the chick that was on the last season of Alias. Played a foreign ass-kicker.

That's actually a pretty accurate description.

Yeah, her pic definitely makes her look like that.

LMAO

Now there's the night crew I've come to know. :D

Dude, I know the clock says 10:00, but it's 10AM!! Look outside once in awhile.

Oh, and Good Morning.

There's a dildo in my coffee!

your new stir stick?

The morning posting is more ****ed up than the night posting. :shake:

Too much Bailey's in the coffee?

the hits just keep coming here, right.

postwhoring is starting early tonight

I had to start early - since I can't stay long.

show me when it stops......

cooking your man a steak........?



what a woman.

I've got some more studying to do. I test for promotion next Thursday...

Hey....

I cooked my man a steak.

Oh yeah, that's right. And I was supposed to make flash cards.
I was cross referencing another thread and trying to be funny......


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=159755

Is he getting the rest of the holiday??????

Yep. Just as soon as I get my Valentines jewelry. :p

I thought this meant you would be getting a pearl necklace tonight......:)

I don't like pearls. :)

HA!

CP Trivia quiz(since I'm bored)..who is this ChiefsPlanet moron?

Who I don't miss at all BTW :)

I should polish my toenails.

Is that all you polish? :D

I think he was the UNAW. he hasn't been back because the mods said no dup accounts.

I have my fingernails done at the salon.

I don't think so..he just announced he was leaving..and taking his ass avatar with him..

Here is an entertaining thread where he calls out listopencil...I couldn't help myself..I had to join in.

I'm done..later coffey :ZZZ: