76. mikey23545

Do you like Chiefs Planet?

Do you like to have fun?

Do you like to have fun on Chiefs Planet?

Then **** you. You're 12 years old. And yes, you should feel offended by that. I feel really proud about using that insult over and over again.

I'm too disparaging for true fans and too ****ing stupid to be a drafturbator. I'm not funny. I have no friends. My opinions about everything in life are boring and suck fetid whale shit. I'm probably one of the worst posters on this board.

Even my username is a generic name like "mikey" followed by a bunch of numbers. And not even one or two. I have five ****ing numbers after my name. Five.

I won't read this because I'm a very important person and have no time for your shenanigans. You are all 12 years old.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Yes!

I always thought the numbers after Mikey's username were his average annual salary.

By academy do you really mean you? Why not just say that?
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From 2006 - 2011 the King of the N0bs was one of the most fun threads on the Planet. Everyone picked sides, fun times and cool bribery ensued. It ran its course like My Space.

Did you win kling of the NObs all those years brc? You are making a run at it in this thread.
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Because the Academy is stupid idea. A internet website that takes itself seriously? It's parody deluxe. Who is involved beyond me? Depends on the time frame and year. Gonzo, Luv, Raiderhater, SPchief and others have been involved at one time or another.

So it's basically you.
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More ****ing burst

You wouldn't change it up dude, it was all about people giving the most CP cash to whichever noob they sponsored. It was dying and old as **** but you woildnt allow any changed to the process you dumb ass.

You are welcome to take over for the 2014 King of the Noob nomination and crowning. It became to much work and lacked the fun element. You can put the "fun" back into the King of the noobs, its yours to run with.

Your welcome.
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I love how Sauto is silent until he sees something he doesn't like. Then he shows up, sets that person straight, and disappears again.

No but thanks anyway, I'm not worthy enough to do that.

I suggest a former noob winner to take over.

Slacker. Bitch and moan but don't want to put the sweat equity in to entertain the Planet?

JFC

I told the the mods and AustinChief that last year before it started this was my last year of running the King of the Noobs. Either someone steps up with new ideas and passion or its history.