IT'S PEOPLE!!!! /Charlton Heston

I was just sexually harassed by a gothic bitch at quicktrip.

That's the best you can get. You had better hit it while you can.

I'll pass.

A fat chick sat in front of me at the Cardinals game.

Same thing, except the one at the convenience store was Emo. :p

That's pretty shatty of her.

Some of my IRL friends are ****ing pussies. They need to man the **** up.
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Details man, we need details :harumph:

On a side note, I ****ing hate heartburn :banghead::banghead:

When I get rich, I'm going to hire a poor Chinese man to strike a gong everytime I orgasm.

what is the going rate on this once a year phenomenon?

$20 a pop.
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1 cup of coffee + 1/2 packet of hot chocolate mix + 1 French vanilla creamer = YUM!

It kills me when I disappoint her.

Absolutely kills me. I don't know why that part of my brain just won't work right.