BREAKING NEWS

Okay gang, as many of you know I still have friends at the highest level in the Chiefs organization and have this info to share with full confidence: Scott Pioli is the new GM. His announcement will come Thursday or Friday at the latest. Clark and Scott are working out the finer points of his contract tonight (money & control), but the deal is sealed. Also, Clark informed Herm Edwards and his coaching staff that they will be released. All assistants can reapply through Scott.

I only share this information because I'm no longer with the team and it's fun to share that a new day is dawning at Arrowhead. Scott Pioli will quickly move to clean out the front office and hire a new coach.

The only info I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and had a dice on the mirror! If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I said "Naw, forget it. Yo home, to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

Mike Shanahan has contacted Pioli, but I don't know any info beyond that.

OMG, new information. I'm so excited!



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Lanier63 of Arrowhead Pride reports
 

Lanier63 is a well-respected poster on Arrowhead Pride.

Here's what he had to say:

Interesting read. But I have a question:

Does anyone actually pray that the Chiefs make correct decisions? Is it really THAT important?

here we go again....

Is this guy a known douche? Or are you saying this just because this is a baseless rumor?

It's obviously a hypothesis, but he has a good argument.

I'd give it some merit if it came from jdprez.

it's the next "OK gang...."...is what i meant

I don't see any argument here.

What's the difference between what this guy posted and if I made up some shit right now? Some might say that DeezNutz is a "respected" poster at CP...

I was getting a haircut earlier and the lady said that her sister's boyfriend's uncle's astrologist believes that stars are in the proper alignment for Pioli signing. She then confirmed this through an intense reading of the diaper offal that her infant slung onto the living room wall.

Hey, it's a source.

Check this out, I went to the Lil Wayne concert last night at the sprint center, and I cam across this info:

Okay gang, as many uh ya' know ah' still gots homeys at da damn highest level in de Chiefs o'ganizashun and gots dis info t'share wid full confidence, dig dis: Scott Pioli be de new GM. His announcement gots'ta come Dursday o' Friday at da damn latest. Man! Clark and Scott is wo'kin' out da damn fina' points uh his contract tonight, but da damn deal be sealed. Also, Clark info'med Herm Edwards and his coachin' staff dat dey gots'ta be released. All assistants kin reapply drough Scott. Man! I only share dis info'mashun cuz' I'm no longa' wid de team and it's fun t'share dat some new day be dawnin' at Arrowhaid. Scott Pioli gots'ta quickly move t'clean out da damn front office and hire some new coach. Lop some boogie. De only info ah' have on de new coach be it gots'ta not be Kirk Ferentz fum de Iowa Hawkeyes. Kirk coaches his son at Iowa and duz not wanna leave until his son graduates. Mike Shanahan gots contacted Pioli, but ah' duzn't know any info beyond dat. Man!

it's not really going out on a limb to say we'll find out on Monday...but whatever, i hope it is true

Pfft... who?



:D

Here's the sequence that I am referring to.

1. It was reported that Pioli was happy about the opportunity in KC
2. It was also reported that he was offered a contract
3. A few days ago Schefter reported that Pioli was in New England.
4. Lombardi reported yesterday that he heard KC was turning down GM candidates

Thus, it's not unreasonable to hypothesize that:

1. Both sides have reached an agreement
2. Pioli is in NE "wrapping things up" at home
3. The announcement is being delayed because of the playoffs