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TLO 05-29-2014 07:11 PM
Business is picking up.

milkman 05-29-2014 07:12 PM
Tampons, people.

Tampons.

SAUTO 05-29-2014 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10658956)
Tampons, people.

Tampons.
Exactly. I think it must be that time
Posted via Mobile Device

Pasta Little Brioni 05-29-2014 07:13 PM
Burst created...

milkman 05-29-2014 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10658968)
Exactly. I think it must be that time
Posted via Mobile Device
I was addressing you, as well.

Katipan 05-29-2014 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10658968)
Exactly. I think it must be that time
Posted via Mobile Device
Lets test that theory and talk again in 2 weeks.

Titty Meat 05-29-2014 07:15 PM
Between this thread and the one in D.C. we got ourselves a party

Ceej 05-29-2014 07:16 PM
No mention of mcaj's post about WWE wrasslers being better athletes than any person on the Chiefs?

Fail.

SAUTO 05-29-2014 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10658975)
I was addressing you, as well.
Why exactly? For asking a question?


Ok I guess, but there is no bleeding over here.
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SAUTO 05-29-2014 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10658979)
Lets test that theory and talk again in 2 weeks.
If you are bleeding for two weeks something is wrong.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pasta Little Brioni 05-29-2014 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ceej (Post 10658992)
No mention of mcaj's post about WWE wrasslers being better athletes than any person on the Chiefs?

Fail.
Shit! Good call out. Forgot that was him. Thought that was jd

milkman 05-29-2014 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10658996)
Why exactly? For asking a question?


Ok I guess, but there is no bleeding over here.
Posted via Mobile Device
Just seemed to get bent too easily.

Katipan 05-29-2014 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10658998)
If you are bleeding for two weeks something is wrong.
Posted via Mobile Device
ok

Is this more about setsuna? I really think I'm ok being in the dark.

SAUTO 05-29-2014 07:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10659009)
Just seemed to get bent too easily.
Lol, I'm not bent at all. Same as I ever was.
Posted via Mobile Device

SAUTO 05-29-2014 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10659012)
ok

Is this more about setsuna? I really think I'm ok being in the dark.
It's ok. He just doesn't tan.
Posted via Mobile Device

lewdog 05-29-2014 07:27 PM
No mention of ThaVirus and his love of extremely large asses?

Or is that the part where luv comes in?

SAUTO 05-29-2014 07:31 PM
Oh and i think our rooster is gone for good. Haven't seen that guy since Monday night. Tony has had a tear in his eye all week.


I asked a guy if he had one that was colored the same to replace it but no dice.
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Titty Meat 05-29-2014 07:35 PM
Jason is drunk

TLO 05-29-2014 07:38 PM
I give this thread :o):o):o):o) out of :o):o):o):o):o) so far.

Chief Roundup 05-29-2014 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10658998)
If you are bleeding for two weeks something is wrong.
Posted via Mobile Device
I was once told by a wise man to never trust anything that can bleed for a week and still be alive.

SAUTO 05-29-2014 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10659087)
Jason is drunk
No he's not. Haven't drank a drop since Friday night. Sitting here with my two youngest kids watching them play trucks. Wife and second oldest have been gone a couple days soi have to be super responsible.
Posted via Mobile Device

SAUTO 05-29-2014 07:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10659087)
Jason is drunk
Plus it's only 845 billay I worked until six. It would be tough to drink enough for me to actually be drunk by now.
Posted via Mobile Device

SAUTO 05-29-2014 07:47 PM
Jason isn't ever afraid to say when he is drinking.
Posted via Mobile Device

hometeam 05-29-2014 07:49 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2f9b6e15...uo4_r1_500.gif

milkman 05-29-2014 07:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10659143)
Jason isn't ever afraid to say when he is drinking.
Posted via Mobile Device
Do you have a mult account that you mean't to post that from?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-29-2014 07:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10659054)
No mention of ThaVirus and his love of extremely large asses?

Or is that the part where luv comes in?
:)

TLO 05-29-2014 07:57 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...8#post10658848

Just incase you are afraid to venture into DC.

Chief Roundup 05-29-2014 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10659126)
No he's not. Haven't drank a drop since Friday night. Sitting here with my two youngest kids watching them play trucks. Wife and second oldest have been gone a couple days soi have to be super responsible.
Posted via Mobile Device
So you hired a Nanny for a few days didn't you.

rico 05-29-2014 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10659168)
Do you have a mult account that you mean't to post that from?
Bob Dole is his mult account, I think.

SAUTO 05-29-2014 08:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10659168)
Do you have a mult account that you mean't to post that from?
Yeah. Dammit
Posted via Mobile Device

SAUTO 05-29-2014 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 10659227)
So you hired a Nanny for a few days didn't you.
No I like my kids. We have been trying to teach the little one to jump. He tries so hard but his feet never leave the floor
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Dayze 05-29-2014 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10659402)
No I like my kids. We have been trying to teach the little one to jump. He tries so hard but his feet never leave the floor
Posted via Mobile Device
sort of like me when I play basketball.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-29-2014 08:26 PM
He meant to post it from his Pink Chimpanzee handle

milkman 05-29-2014 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10659402)
No I like my kids. We have been trying to teach the little one to jump. He tries so hard but his feet never leave the floor
Posted via Mobile Device
White man who can't jump trying to teach a white boy to jump.

SAUTO 05-29-2014 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10659414)
White man who can't jump trying to teach a white boy to jump.
Lol kinda. He's still a baby though. He has an excuse. Figured if I got him working on it now he may have a chance
Posted via Mobile Device

SAUTO 05-29-2014 08:31 PM
Rico is my mult guys. I'm sorry. I'll pick one account and stick with it. I guess Rico has to go.
Posted via Mobile Device

lewdog 05-29-2014 08:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10659414)
White man who can't jump trying to teach a white boy to jump.
Wow, I always thought Jason was Asian?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-29-2014 08:33 PM
Wait a minute...so SAUTO suplexed his cousin wife onto his cock after the three legged race?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-29-2014 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10659434)
Wow, I always thought Jason was Asian?
He did fetch ROR some sake

SAUTO 05-29-2014 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10659434)
Wow, I always thought Jason was Asian?
We are light skinned Asians. Milky is old and can't see well. I understand his confusion.
Posted via Mobile Device

SAUTO 05-29-2014 08:34 PM
But have you ever seen an Asian that was a jumper?
Posted via Mobile Device

SAUTO 05-29-2014 08:35 PM
Well except Bruce lee...
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RustShack 05-29-2014 08:39 PM
Oh shoot I'm in the top 80!

Pasta Little Brioni 05-29-2014 08:40 PM
I will have a beaker roast olé rusty

ghak99 05-29-2014 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10658859)
85. Tha Virus

This poster is in an extremely good mood lately. He recently returned from a weekend trip to St. Louis where he was constantly referred to as the "best boyfriend ever".

His username doesn't mean what most think it does. He does not have mass unprotected sex with scores of random sluts. Tha Virus is an expert computer hacker with Level 50 Halo internet street cred.

But, back to the girlfriend. Here is a before and after pic. 150 bottles of grape gatorade and a whole lot of luvin later...

http://i1274.photobucket.com/albums/...ps012d5ed8.png
ROFL

This... this is how it's done.

rico 05-30-2014 01:32 AM
Luv and Tha Virus are boyfriend and girlfriend?

rico 05-30-2014 01:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10659431)
Rico is my mult guys. I'm sorry. I'll pick one account and stick with it. I guess Rico has to go.
Posted via Mobile Device
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOROFLROFLROFL

Jason's Auto makes me laugh so much sometimes. When he hasn't seen me in a while, he's like, "good to see you posting again, Rico." However, when I reach about the 2 second mark of posting again, he says something along the lines of, "Rico....has got....to....go." LMAOLMAOLMAO

TEX 05-30-2014 05:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10659958)
Luv and Tha Virus are boyfriend and girlfriend?
Rico and Jason as well? Estranged maybe?

SAUTO 05-30-2014 05:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TEX (Post 10659984)
Rico and Jason as well? Estranged maybe?
Oh yeah for sure, just like you and your bull.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pasta Little Brioni 05-30-2014 06:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10659958)
Luv and Tha Virus are boyfriend and girlfriend?
Yup. She cheated on discuss.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-30-2014 06:37 AM
Looks like Reerun is the only one to comment on his own roast so far ROFL Need to inform these folks! Tried with BEP and she put me on fake ignore.

Simply Red 05-30-2014 06:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10660031)
Looks like Reerun is the only one to comment on his own roast so far ROFL Need to inform these folks! Tried with BEP and she put me on fake ignore.
I sure hope smed made the list. Talk about a roast that keeps on roasting.

rico 05-30-2014 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TEX (Post 10659984)
Rico and Jason as well? Estranged maybe?
We are sparring partners. I pity the fool who ****s with rico and SAUTO.

Halfcan 05-30-2014 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10660030)
Yup. She cheated on discuss.
? I must be behind on all the Chiefs Planet hookups. :hmmm:

ChiTown 05-30-2014 09:30 AM
Please tell me that bambi is in the Top 10 of this list?

Steron 05-30-2014 09:31 AM
Did I make it this year?

981 posts in almost 10 years should put me in!

rico 05-30-2014 09:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 10660214)
? I must be behind on all the Chiefs Planet hookups. :hmmm:
There have been CP hook-ups??? LMAO That's awesome....who are some of the hookups?

Fire Me Boy! 05-30-2014 09:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10660235)
There have been CP hook-ups??? LMAO That's awesome....who are some of the hookups?
Luv and Moooo.
Endelt and Mer.
rico and SAUTO.

There are others, but I'm drawing a blank.

Dayze 05-30-2014 09:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10660238)
Luv and Moooo.
Endelt and Mer.
rico and SAUTO.

There are others, but I'm drawing a blank.
LMAO

RealSNR 05-30-2014 09:59 AM
Where the **** are these roasts coming from? I haven't seen htismaqe post here in at least a day

TimBone 05-30-2014 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10660246)
Where the **** are these roasts coming from? I haven't seen htismaqe post here in at least a day
PGM hooked us up.

SAUTO 05-30-2014 10:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10660238)
Luv and Moooo.
Endelt and Mer.
rico and SAUTO.

There are others, but I'm drawing a blank.
im the guy in the relationship

Hammock Parties 05-30-2014 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10660238)
Luv and Moooo.
Endelt and Mer.
rico and SAUTO.

There are others, but I'm drawing a blank.
ENDelt gave Luv a workout too.

I slept over at Phobia's house once. Something could have happened because I don't remember anything from that night.

Simply Red and I had a gay day at the Plaza.

rico 05-30-2014 11:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10660238)
Luv and Moooo.
Endelt and Mer.
rico and SAUTO.

There are others, but I'm drawing a blank.
They say opposites attract...and I'm sure it's obvious to everyone that SAUTO prefers writing long-winded, vebose posts while I'm the type of dude who is direct, to the point and can complete a post in a couple seconds.

Sauto and Rico...partners specializing in bashing peoples' faces in. ARGH!!!!

Rico Sauto....that sounds similar to Rico Suave. LMAOLMAOLMAO

SAUTO 05-30-2014 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10660441)
They say opposites attract...and I'm sure it's obvious to everyone that SAUTO prefers writing long-winded, vebose posts while I'm the type of dude who is direct, to the point and can complete a post in a couple seconds.

Sauto and Rico...partners specializing in bashing peoples' faces in. ARGH!!!!

Rico Sauto....that sounds similar to Rico Suave. LMAOLMAOLMAO
LMAO you are ****ing hilarious dude

rico 05-30-2014 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10660321)
ENDelt gave Luv a workout too.

I slept over at Phobia's house once. Something could have happened because I don't remember anything from that night.

Simply Red and I had a gay day at the Plaza.
Have you become Phobia-phobic since that night or do you just kind of shake it off and keep on truckin' and bein' plugged in?

SAUTO 05-30-2014 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10660447)
Have you become Phobia-phobic since that night or do you just kind of shake it off and keep on truckin' and bein' plugged in?
he has always got something "plugged in" if you know what I mean

Hammock Parties 05-30-2014 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10660447)
Have you become Phobia-phobic since that night or do you just kind of shake it off and keep on truckin' and bein' plugged in?
I often wake up in cold sweats.

ToxSocks 05-30-2014 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10660482)
I often wake up in cold sweats.
Were these cold sweats accompanied by a raging boner?

Hammock Parties 05-30-2014 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 10660522)
Were these cold sweats accompanied by a raging boner?
Only after I rubbed myself "down there" for a few minutes.

Dayze 05-30-2014 12:34 PM
show us where Phobia touched you
/hands you an anatomically correct doll

TimBone 05-30-2014 12:47 PM
more naaaaaames and more burst please!

loochy 05-30-2014 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10660562)
show us where Phobia touched you
/hands you an anatomically correct doll
points to excrement exit point

RealSNR 05-30-2014 01:58 PM
I'd just appreciate it if the thread would stick with its intended title.

I signed up to watch htismaqe post some names in the style of his choosing. I liked the way he did it.

All of a sudden PGM took over and changed up the format. Now it's no better off than last year's, when it was Hootie and frazod's butt lamprey posting them.

Let htismaqe take his time, but for God's sake, do this the right way.

Mr. Plow 05-30-2014 02:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10660717)
I'd just appreciate it if the thread would stick with its intended title.

I signed up to watch htismaqe post some names in the style of his choosing. I liked the way he did it.

All of a sudden PGM took over and changed up the format. Now it's no better off than last year's, when it was Hootie and frazod's butt lamprey posting them.

Let htismaqe take his time, but for God's sake, do this the right way.


http://i1.livememe.com/11tpa8.jpg

htismaqe 05-30-2014 02:06 PM
Sorry guys. My plate is just simply too full to put any thought into this right now.

Another weekend of all work and no sleep coming up...

rico 05-30-2014 02:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10660735)
Sorry guys. My plate is just simply too full to put any thought into this right now.

Another weekend of all work and no sleep coming up...
All work and no play makes htismaqe a dull boy.

htismaqe 05-30-2014 02:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10660736)
All work and no play makes htismaqe a dull boy.
And very ****ing grumpy according to my wife.

Fire Me Boy! 05-30-2014 02:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10660751)
And very ****ing grumpy according to my wife.
Are you chasing her with an ax? That's generally not OK.

rico 05-30-2014 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10660753)
Are you chasing her with an ax? That's generally not OK.
LMAO


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