Big time. Nice body though. Just hit it from behind. :)

This thread is taking off!

Is he a Gotti?

On your whole body? So you lay out?

I would happily penetrate her.

One last question: are you homosexual?

That "fat" girl is one of my good friends Jessica. She is cool as hell.

And yeah I have been known to get with older women on occasion. Hide your wives cause you know they would be more interested in a young in shape guy like me rather than an old fat guy like some of you guys hahaha

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I like the picture that rounds out his entire jerk file. It's Brad Pitt. I wonder if Brad likes motorcycles.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...h83/Seven6.jpg

Sorry to dissapoint you but no. You are gonna have to find some other young guy to do you in the ass.:LOL:

I can see you ****ing the entire wifedom of Chiefsplanet on their washing machines while the bald, goatee'd, fat ****ers toil at their day jobs.

Outstanding.

I didn't even notice his mother there. I did notice the manly beverage, however.

hahahahahahaha....busted.
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I was proposing, mind you. I've already got GoChiefs lined up.

What do you put in your hair? Some kind of styling gel or something?

Seven is my favorite film ever. So I have that pic saved for using as an avatar. Duh

Wait...I still want to know about those abs and pecs. Srsly.

Is this your brother?

Sorry but I have already owned you enough online. Your curiousity about me is very disturbing and quite puzzling. Dont you have a wife or a gf to entertain???
No offense but you are sending off homo vibes.:LOL:

I don't get it. You don't use some kind of styling gel?

You fat losers can get in shape by doing this thing called exercising...ever heard of it???Hahaha

Do you really think with the amount of beer consumed to make a Herm Edwards coached team worth it, that these people won't say this shit to your face? I think you have already wrecked that bike of yours and aren't telling us.

Anyone remember that douche that used to post here... I think his last name was Matrix or something similar. This guy is like his reeruned cousin.

This thread is on the short track to the Hall of Classics.

So how did you become a Chiefs fan?

Okay youngster, I tried to steer you in the right direction. You're on your own now.

Wow, that's quite a pic.

I have quite a bit of stuff to do this afternoon but I have to say that you're one sweet looking boy, Midnight Felcher. You're well tanned and you wear all the pretty clothing. I'll bet you're never alone there in Atlanta. I'm really very jealous.

It was destined for the Hall the second it was posted.

My family is from Mizzou so I became a Chiefs fan then. I have lived all over the midwest and I moved to Atlanta now. I will be coming to Arrowhead for a couple of games. I'll be the one on the bike haha.

It shouldn't take you long to get here with the way you ride. What part of Missouri?

yep

is that picture seriously available on velvet? That would be AWESOME!

[QUOTE=Midnight_Vulture;4811411]I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

You look like an f'ing doofus.

Oh, Lord. I haven't been this embarrassed since the Tyus Edney incident in '95.

lol. Yeah, chicks dig robes and really old guys too. Ask hugh Hefner. Dude, you have got to be kidding me right. You have just proven my entire point. Gang Ho's dig drunken douchebags with cheesy necklaces and no shirt.

Let me see if I got this

Midnight... I am really cool and chicks dig me and my really cool bike!

ChiefsPlanet... I don't think you or your bike are cool and the chicks are so so.

Midnight... Your gay!

ChiefsPlanet...ouch!

Is that about it?

My fam is from St Louis

Again, if you guys claim to be able to do better...please post away.

Ya. I'd say that about sums it up.

I met these girls a couple weeks ago. Pretty fun group. Let me just say, they do everything together. Gonna see them all again this weekend.

http://www.enelson.ca/%7Eenelson/tip...ed%20Latex.jpg

I find it funny that a 25 year-old guy with thinning hair posts pics of himself with two girls (who barely add up to an eight together) to prove how "cool" and "hot" he is with the ladies.

Scoring a phone number with a overly Mystic tanned, fake blond shouldn't be a badge of honor. It should be business as usual.

And don't feel bad. I, unlike yourself, slipped up and simultaneously banged a couple of 5's on occasion. But my motto was always "Two fives make a ten".

Just make sure she doesn't Mystic eight hours before banging her because if you have enough juice to make her sweat, the "tan" will end up all over your "hot" body. LMAO

I'd call that a f@g-hag sandwich, with their pole-polisher in the middle.

NTTAWWT

So far I haven't seen any proof that you've done any of these girls. I guarantee I can go to a bar or any party....offer a girl $20 to take a picture with me and she will. You still look like a douchebag.

ftr I am in no way affiliated with vulture. my response was fueled by yesterdays thread. its obvious that no matter what some say or do your jealousy remains the same. your a very sad and sorry group here. I thought this board was full of cool chiefs fans not old fat queers. no wonder arrowhead has lost its burst.Posted via Mobile Device

And the vulture's future can be summed up in one picture:
http://www.the-frat-pack.com/crasher...hazz/chaz6.jpg
Grandma...MEATLOAF...NOW!!!

Sounds like you're getting a boner for Vulture.

Pics? I only seen one...

You have to pay women to take pictures with you? Sad.....really really sad!

The guy's not lying, I found a pic of his bike.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/bike1_small.jpg

Steve Young is that you?

Oh snap!

ROFL

It's obviously the same guy.
Bwana solved the mystery earlier in this train-wreck of a thread.



"posted via mobile phone"

Give him a break. He's still a child.

Nice! Even the lurkers are piling on! :D

Yes. It's either him, or one other person around here who likes to stir the shit, and I'm NOT talking about GoChiefs.

Does my girlfriend count?

No. She HAS to do it.

Heh, how could we forget?

I still don't understand why you are doing this. Why do you feel the need to post this? I mean, we're all just a bunch of old farts. Right? So this makes no sense to me.

I still question whether the pic is even you. And how do we even know these chicks are "with" you or are just friends/relatives/etc.? I guess for now, I will just assume that the pics are legit.

Despite some of the comments to the contrary, it is obvious you are a good looking (no, I'm not gay) fella and seem to be in good shape/health. And despite some of the comments, I think those girls (in the first pic) are nice looking. So, why would you care what a bunch of "old guys" on a Chiefs forum think? You seem to need our approval. I mean, what other explanation is there?

Frankly, I think you have low self esteem and bought the motorcycle to make yourself feel better. Just because you can land some good looking chicks doesn't make you better than anyone. While I nor my wife are in great shape like we were in our youth, we aren't obese or anything. But that doesn't mean jack shit, really. We are happy and that is all that matters. I don't need a motorcycle or pics to prove my manhood. I am perfectly comfortable with it the way it is.

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.

I figured "IforgotmynameagainImaDumbF' was the same as midnite_cowboy_vulture:spock:

I bet his momma would be proud of him and his "two chicks" (would he take 'em home to meet her)......

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG BABY!!!!


....sorry.

He looks like he could fit in with those party Guidos.

Pretty much where I stand.

Those aren't the kind of girls you take home to mom. If you look on their myspace page - they have these kinds of pics with 40 other guys.

Midnight seems to have difficulty with the buttons on his shirt....

Logic and maturity are for loosers.

Uh, yeah right. Sorry but we don't believe you. Your posting style is way too similar. Jealousy is both your mantras.

im at work in lenexa on my cell phone. its really funny you think we are the same person. I would comment on the pic but my phone is not displaying it. and that last post calling the other guy good looking just proved my point, bundle of stickss!Posted via Mobile Device

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. I take it that you never graduated the 6th grade. Am I right?

:clap::clap: I've been thinking that for awhile...

but he's a Chiefs fan so we should all applaud for him. He Mr. Yankee cool down in the ATL. He'll run into someone that still thinks the civil war isn't over.. and boy from Yankeeland will be toast.

*YAWN* :BS:

lol this thread is the funnyhttp://www.sheilaomalley.com/archives/thefonz.jpg


here i am with your mom, I win

If they are not the same person than we at least know Midnight can pull whatsmyname if the tramps dont work out.

What part of that picture says, "hot" to you? Granted, they are the standard issue beer goggle gals you typically find next you to following a night of heavy drinking and stumbled, "your hot," statements.

I want to know who is taking pictures of a shirtless dude and two chicks (neither of which he has nailed).

It's kind of sad that the younger generation believes living in a 2nd rate townhouse, being someone's bitch at an ad agency, and trying to impress skanks with a cheap motorcycle is really a worthwhile existence.

Come to think of it, forget everything I said about motorcycle safety. In the long run society will be better off if you continue your 100+ mph stunts.

I guarantee it's him....like I pointed out, his first post in this thread was worded like a M_V reply.

Secondly, he comes back in here just to post he's NOT M_V?

Honestly, he reminds me of someone. I can't quite put my finger on it. It's like a cross between that gay guy on that show where they bring in women who dress badly and fix them up, and someone else.

I'm really cool, I mean just about as cool as you can get as an old fat guy. Don't you ever try to tell me any different either.

But look at his sweet stereo speaker behind him! :D