Great, I see I've taken over as "biggest loser". ?

Well shit. Allright guys its time for everybody to go find something else to do.

What is your opinion of a 'Beryllium sphere'?

Read last night's portion, and you'll learn how those numbers magically appear (unless you already know and were just giving him shit, then don't mind me).

Hey you are tied with luv on that one.

It's round.

Wasn't on last night. So I guess I missed the joke.

Not to worry, sweetie pie. I'll overtake him.

Yes, he did, and it was probably a lot of work. You should give him some rep.

And??please..more detail

ROFL

On the main forum page, the number od replies a thread has is underlined. That means you can click on it, and it'll give you the breakdown.

LMAO

We asked those same questions last night

What should I give him rep for? Showing that I'm not in the top ten?
He showed me that I was slacking.

Go click on the thread post count # on the front page.

Girl, you just give everything up easy, don't you? ;)

http://www.centralvalleyspeed.com/fo...Post_whore.gif

we need to add this smileie

I guess I missed a bunch last night?

Apparently, beryllium spheres cause echoes.

Too easy

to make a joke

I should be working out. My employees know that I've been going over to the weight room after work. I think one of them likes me. Feeling's definitely not mutual. I went over to change. When I got to the door to the workout room, I could hear someone in there. I know it was him, because he asked me late last week if his badge would let him in. If he says anything tomorrow, what do I say? A half truth? The reason I go over after work at night is because I know no one else will be over there. I like to work out alone. I heard someone in there, so I decided to go home.

You also missed Online Translator Fun Time.

ANd I'm not even drunk this time!

Ask him if he's into beryllium chambers- then decide what to do?

Two words: Restraining order

Tell him you didn't work out last night because you had a date.

Yes,apparently 'Beryllium Spheres' do.

See? I'm not the only one giving it up easily. :harumph:

Who's going to believe that?

We already knew that bugeater was a manwhore.

lets bait Rageumr out in this thread. He cut his thumb off on accident today

He might.

He really is a sweetheart. Just a little socially inept. And he could use a few more baths a week too.

I have the feeling I've missed something. I'd go back and read, but then you guys would get further ahead of me!

What kind of bait would you recommend to lure a one-thumbed man?

i don't know but he is going to suck at bowling this wek

Ooh, I know! Half- off on men's gloves.

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Wait a second... did someone really cut their thumb off today? That would make the glove joke a lot less funny.

sweet, top ten

yeah the dude on here rageumr on here he went to rolla just messaged me he cut off his thumb at the first nuckle today.

Oh, crap. Any chance of re-attaching it?

"Beryllium Sphere LLC provides computer security consulting with common sense and cost effectiveness. We'll ask about what your business really needs, and will gladly recommend low-cost solutions."

You just need to work the word "beryllium" into your posts as much as possible.

http://www.moviemistakes.com/film523/corrections

"The ship was built using the idea and the functions of the original Galaxy Quest show's ship. On the original Galaxy Quest show, they used "beryllium spheres" to run the ship. So, how would it be that there is a planet with these "alien miners" that actually make these spheres if the idea of the spheres came from a television show. [If the show's creators did some homework and discovered that a beryllium sphere would make a pretty good energy source for a spaceship, odds are decent that another civilization could develop a beryllium-sphere-based spaceship and would mine beryllium to fuel their own ships. Star Trek does this with matter-antimatter reactions.]"

:spock:Fascinating.

Okay, this thread slowed down. I'm feeling guilty, so I'm going to go do some jumping jacks and crunches.

Link??

We need pics when you're done..that should move the thread along again..;)

No more pictures or public CP appearances until I'm at my goal!

Thank you

And what goal is that?:eek:

Sorry, had to grab some more firewood. And a beer.

You gonna burn your house down too?

Hey, Bugeater,

Is that Al Bundy on a motorcycle?

Don't tempt me, it would be a whole lot easier than fixing the place.

I'm losing at least 60 lbs.

Affirmative.

Hey. Hookers At The Point: 5 Years Later is on HBO. Rated tv-ma.

Wow. Everyone ran away.

I kind of wondered away.

Made myself some pasta and now I'm back.

Not for long, though. I think I am going to read a bit and then go to bed.

Mmmm. I'm a pasta-holic. Bad for the diet, but it tastes so good. I love Italian food.

Yeah, I usually read for about an hour...3-4AM...before turning off the light and crashing. Currently working on A Son of the Circus by John Irving.

Pasta isn't necessarily bad- it depends what is in it and which diet one is on.

Just counting calories.

John Winslow Irving (born March 2, 1942 as John Wallace Blunt, Jr.) is an American novelist and Academy Award-winning screenwriter. Since achieving great critical and popular acclaim after the international success of The World According to Garp in 1978, all of Irving's novels, including well-known works The Cider House Rules and A Prayer For Owen Meany, have been bestsellers. Many of his novels have been made into movies, and Irving won the 2000 Best Adapted Screenplay Academy Award for his novel The Cider House Rules. Also, Irving spent 3 straight days in a beryllium chamber.

LOL...

I just got done with The World Accourding to Garp. I read The Cider House Rules last year at this time. I've yet to see either movie.

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You know Luv, when she finds a thread she likes, she attaches herself to it. :)

then you obviously have too much time on your hands

I'm just taking a stab in the dark here but I'm gonna say the italian diet

that sounds exciting

I have attachment issues. I wonder where they stem from?

Where you been all my life?

If you only knew where i'd been then you wouldn't be talking to me:)