Wait. They come in ugly? I have absolutely no idea what makes a penis ugly (or pretty).

If you were on a college track team, you could prove it. Easily. With a simple Google search. But you clearly were not. Lying on the internet isn't as easy as you think, bud.

Plus the men's faces are always ugly in those pictures. Absolute dogs!

They could at least pan to the guys wallet or fade in a montage of his financial assets and liabilities. :evil:

There is only one beautiful penis in the world. AND I OWN IT!

I never said I ran track in college.

You're a ****ing moron.

You don't have to believe me. I don't give a shit whether a directionless alcoholic 29-30 year old that has probably met the legal definition of rapist more than once believes me.

So you ran a 4.4 40 in high school and a great 100 and parlayed it into no college scholarship. You were faster than Larry Johnson and Chad Johnson and Dez Bryant ... but you did nothing with it.

Yeah dude. Super believable. I'm sure all of that is true. I'm sure girls turned you down for sex because you were too large as well.

5'8", eh? I was close at 5'6" I guess. Wonder how I guessed that one?

Fast doesn't translate into being a good football player. I was fast in a straight line. I had very stiff hips and was not quick on side to side stuff. I couldn't juke people for shit. I had stone hands as well. I was not going anywhere for football.

Could I have attempted to go somewhere for track? Sure. Did I have any desire to run track in college? Absolutely not. I ****ing hated running and only did it because one of my football coaches required it. I pole vaulted my freshman year so I could skip half of the sprint practices (I sucked at pole vaulting but that shit was fun). I didn't run my senior year because I liked getting out of school early to go to an easy ass community college class two days a week and getting stoned everyday right after school.

Oh wow yes. I don't even... Have you never seen an ugly pussy?

Same concept applies.

Multiple colors, coarse stringy hair, bumps, bad curve.

Wait, there's a bad curve?

LMAO

Until this moment, no, I had never contemplated that comparison. I stand educated.

I would say that too much curve in any direction would be bad. I would also guess that if there is too much curve, the best would be up.

I have always admired my ability to **** around corners...........

Your that pecker peeker in the public RR. Eyes forward pal.

Dick Curl.

I'll look at penises all day long ... only makes you gay if they turn you on