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Donger 06-30-2009 01:03 PM
I'd like to be Uma Thurman's nipples for about 6.34 seconds.

FAX 06-30-2009 01:03 PM
Then, you can take the young, nubile, blond, female, lost hikers back to your forest abode and use your forest chains to lock them up in your forest basement.

FAX

booger 06-30-2009 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5872740)
Life in the forest can be very relaxing. Just living among the forest animals and forest trees and forest shrubberies.

And once in a while, two young, blond, nubile, female hikers get lost and it's the responsibility of the forest ranger to teach them the ways of the forest that their momma never told them about.

FAX
wasn't that on cinemax last nite?

Katipan 06-30-2009 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5872727)
Kid?? He is what 27??

That page was full of win before it got taken down.. It does suck that he thought he had a chance at being a model.. Maybe you should ground this mental picture he has of himself as it is not realistic..
:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.

Kyle DeLexus 06-30-2009 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872761)
:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.
FAX convince you with the chaining people up in the basement thing?

booger 06-30-2009 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 5872760)
wasn't that on cinemax last nite?
don't spoil the ending for me. I fell asleep when they got out the fly swatters.

Rain Man 06-30-2009 01:08 PM
I'd like to be an eccentric billionaire if we're picking.

Tribal Warfare 06-30-2009 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872761)
:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.
http://www.evilscale.com/images/819200875144pm.jpg

DeezNutz 06-30-2009 01:14 PM
You calling me an astronaut?

Donger 06-30-2009 01:16 PM
My wife was groped by a forest ranger last weekend. Dirty, old man, he was.

Hootie 06-30-2009 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5872715)
Heh. I think I'll pass. If I could get excited about a hairy dude grabbing my junk then I'm full-on gay.
close your eyes and turn to the spank bank

FAX 06-30-2009 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872761)
:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.
Understandable, really.

Lots of girls are enamored with the life of a forest ranger.

FAX

FAX 06-30-2009 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5872808)
My wife was groped by a forest ranger last weekend. Dirty, old man, he was.
Would you prefer that she return home with a giant tick on her nipple?

That's the whole thing about our culture. Forest rangers dedicate their lives to the doing of good, yet they're vilified by little marshmallow sugary Easter birds all the time.

FAX

ChiTown 06-30-2009 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5872782)
I'd like to be an eccentric billionaire if we're picking.
Sorry, Thurston Howell III already has that wrapped up. Next!

L.A. Chieffan 06-30-2009 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5872761)
:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.
Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Katipan - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uhhhh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either


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