Drilling a hole as stated above or.....
hell, I don't even want to know.

my mind went to the porky's movies.....



http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/im...__porkys_l.jpg





http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.co...s/porkys07.jpg








http://www.gagreport.com/images/porky's%20shower.jpg

ROFL

Don't pull!!!!!!

I remember watching this movie with my uncle and I was 17.

Coach Pokey Chatman?

http://growabrain.typepad.com/growab...ome.4.sale.jpg


this would probably make a good "caption this pic" thread.

Damn I hate it when they use Windex.

me lick you long time.....?

The Japanese have decided to study the illeffects of eating sushi under a microscope.

Beware of static electricity.

http://www.crazy-jokes.com/Tricks/im..._mans-mind.jpg


I had this poster the first time I went to college.


titled, "what's on a man's mind" and signed by Freud.

Axe body spray - so good they'll want to lick it off you.

Man I really miss the good old days when this place was hoppin at 1:42 in the morning.

Wait, that was just a couple weeks ago.

It's the offseason?

I know. Doesn't mean I have to like it though.

Plus, it is not like we spent a lot of time talking about the Chiefs at this hour even during the offseason.

yeah, but the chiefs were higher on our thoughts, leading us here. Dammit carl, if you build a team we will watch



I'm out of here, beddy time....... Sorry, I know you're at work, be safe.





http://mei.net/~bob/Funny/LuvPussy.jpg

don't know what you're missing, dawg.

LMAO LMAO

HOly crap that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.

I think that is the first time I've made you laugh, or the first time you told me......

:p

updating the numbers on the post board here, anyone else complain about raising the number of posts from 100 to 500 to be listed on the leaderboard?

How is everyone tonight?

It looks like it's just you and me tonight.

Just me and my imagination. Sounds like my entire childhood. Except that my brother was usually around too. He's not here tonight. So, yeah. Just me and my imagination.

Why isn't your brother here?

Haven't you told him about this place?

He doesn't go online much. I'm not sure he'd like it. I may show him when I'm there for a visit in a few weeks.

Im always here like always but Im no longer listed as mr ten grand wtf

That was 3,412 posts ago. It's no longer news.

Why?
What's wrong with him?

Who are you?

For starters he has dial up internet service.

Dial up is still around?

DIAL UP!!!!!!!!

NOOOoooooo!!!!!!!

Yep. In some remote parts of Iowa they still have dial up. So when I disappear for a few days in a couple of weeks it's because I'm in the land before technology.

Shameless postwhore:

This is my 900th post!

Call us when you hit 6900.

901

902


Give me time. I'm working on it.

Oh, and you're not allowed to disappear.

Not even for a few days to visit the family?

Dail-up out heyr in da stiks stil .,..

Are you saying that family is more important than this place.

You have a warped sense of priorities.






Or, is that me?

Well I have known the family longer and it is for Mom's 50th birthday.

Sure, pull seniority on us.

She must be getting pretty tired of birthdays by now.

She will be when I'm done with her. :)

Don't hurt her!

Just planning a little surprise lunch. Unless all those candles light the restaurant up she should be fine.

I'm guessing that's going to be on BIG cake.

Not alot of guests. May be a little cake with a big fire. :p

Get some Wingback chairs and cozy up.

We can roast marshmallows and have S'Mores.

Where is everyone tonight? We show up and they all run away.

This time of year everyone is in the BB threads.

You can have S'Mores and cake.

Yummy :drool:

And don't forget the Ice Cream.

I like ice cream. I like cake. But not together.

How are you tonight? Ready to postwhore?

Well since this doesn't deserve its' own thread, does anyone else know that Al Roker now hosts Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?

That show is still on?

Hell, I didn't even know they still did that show.

Pussy

But I wasn't there. You don't want to help me hit 1000?

I didn't either until I started channel surfing.

So I guess I should call you pussy. If I hit 1000 without you it's your own fault. :(

Well, for the record, that show was boring, and Al Roker is boring.

Shit, it sounds like a perfect match.

So it'll be a permanent mark against him.

Leavenworth.

bastard longwhorns

His scarlet letter.

A rematch with Kansas in the conference tournament should be a nail biter.

I can't bite my nails. I spend too much on manicures.

P for pussy.

A scarlet pussy.

Tampax makes a product for that.

I've never been a nail biter.

Never had a manicure either.