Lying sack!

Hello ladies

Hello


And hi from Simply Red. Don't forget to call him a pussy the next time you see him.

You need a flashcard to help you find the pussy? Your poor woman.

that's a huge white box on that chick.....

Well she is white ya know.

LMAO

that or she's giving birth to a block head (sedated)

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Originally Posted by Joie
You need a flashcard to help you find the pussy? Your poor woman.
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Who said he had a women?

too classic :rolleyes:

He does.

She came in the mail, and he uses a foot pump to blow her up.

Could be why he needs flashcards.

Here is the picture they took shortly after the pumping.

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/3063.jpg

What a nice photo of you and your girlfriend!

my work here is done, pussy me out, you dickheads who like to eat spotted dick, and you too joie.

Night Pussy.


Anyone else find it odd that the chick is the one that doesn't want spotted dick in her mouth?

I find all of you odd..

no offense.

Thank you for the compliment.

Where'd that bastard get my girlfriend..she was to be delivered too me yesterday....

Figured you would be on www.realdoll.com right now??

He'll put in the mail for you.

Only slightly used.

Nevermind the stains. Those are supposed to be there. :p

Story of my life..sloppy seconds...Im jumping off the bridge...

Dont forget your arm floaties!

After you get your package.

She can serve as a flotation devise.

Chick can multitask.

Multitask?

ROFL

Men are unfamiliar with this term. :banghead:

I do one thing at a time.

She better not be all blown to hell ... at least leave one orifice intact ....

My wife of 15+ years will beg to differ with you on that point.

Have no problems here.

Yeah my boyfriend would argue it too. I was just being stereotypical. :)

Typical female, imagine that. ROFL

:p

I dont know you well enough for tongue action already...

Not the typical male.....

Huh. My ironing board gets ChiefsPlanet and all the clothes are wrinkled. Maybe I read the instructions wrong.

It's a little known (among women) fact that women can't read. We just let you think that you can.

.

I might be cheap but I am not easy.

You got me. I just pretend to read and post here. It's all an illusion. I'm really wearing high heels and vaccuuming.

Are you also pregnant?

This thread has become worthless without pics!

Not to my knowledge. If the Pill's 99% effective I guess there's always a 1% chance. Are you pregnant?

Night all.

Night Pussy.

Well hell, there goes my theory that aces is Tom Brady.

Would that make me Gisele?

Yep Pussy is very good,

Night buddy.

No, because you aren't pregnant.

Jeez, do I have to explain everything to you? Get your b**ch a** back in the kitchen and make me some PIE! [/cartman]

What kind of pie do you like?

I gave my word to stop at third.

I seriously doubt there will be that kind of media exposure when I do eventually get knocked up.

Chocolate, pumpkin, banana or coconut cream. I'm not really that picky. I'm not generally a big fan of fruit pies. Kind of defeats the purpose of pie.

No homerun?

Chocolate or pumpkin no problem. I hate bananas but I make awesome banana bread. I've never made coconut creme.

Man, I had burnt ends at a BBQ place for the first time in probably years (since I started the diet) and eating that much fatty beef is having it's revenge on me. I'm vurping non-stop and my wife would kick me out of the bedroom for a week if I let one of these farts loose in there.

I have to warn you, my wife makes a mean ass pie crust. It's a family recipe from generations ago. It's going to be stiff competition.

French silk pie is amazing.

Damn straight.

If I ever get back under 190lbs I'm going to eat a whole one by myself. Sure, that much sugar in one sitting will kill me, but it will be worth dying of a seizure while lying in a pool of my own vomit.

yeah sure

Mine isn't bad. It's funny, my mom can't make pie crust if dad's in the room. It completely falls apart. Does your wife put cinnamon sugar on the scraps and bake them? Yummy.

Yes, yes she does. Then my kids f**king eat it all before I get home from work. Little turds.

:banghead:

I made this one time when Aces parents were over. His dad loved it more than the kids did.

Uh oh. You've met the parents and cooked for them?


Aces: Sorry brother, but you're screwed. :shrug:

Look at it this way, it's mostly painless.

I should go to bed. I have to work a half day tommorrow.

Pussy. I have to work a full day tomorrow and I'll be up at 6am to work out. Again.

I actually get along pretty well with his family, and he mine. We've been together three years now. No ring yet. :shake:

I usually have Fridays off.

So you vacuum in heels and cook pies. You enjoy football. You have your own job. His mother doesn't hate you.

Unless you have a horn growing out of your forehead then Aces may be dumber than I thought.

A woman who can talk football? That's sexy right there.

Actually, I just figured out tonight that my wife and I will be having our 10 year May 17th. How time flies.

Thanks. He'll ask when he's ready to.

Thanks. I knew I liked you.

Uh huh. He may be the kind of guy that asks when he's afraid he has to. You know, the "s**t or get of the pot" proposal from that movie.

Big Brother is watching LMAO

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/custo...avatar42_3.gif

I know how he feels and right now thats enough. I don't want him to ask because he has to. Although I would love to be Mrs. Aces. In a few years time all will come together.

Watch out, he's a mod.