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BWillie 08-18-2008 10:30 PM

Blah. You did not just ask her out to dinner did you? You aren't going to pay are you. I find it really easy to meet up with most of the chicks on plentyoffish. They'll almost always want to go do something, but the trick for me is not saying something stupid. If the girl is quiet, then that means the more I talk about myself, which is a bad thing. If the girl is loud and talks all the time, less of a chance I can say anything offensive.

Why don't you just go get a cup of coffee or a drink. Takes like 10 minutes, and if she is fat, just say you have to go to the bathroom and leave. It's just a face shot, if you see any girl that has only face shots on plentyoffish...then they are fat.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4926098)
Blah. You did not just ask her out to dinner did you? You aren't going to pay are you. I find it really easy to meet up with most of the chicks on plentyoffish. They'll almost always want to go do something, but the trick for me is not saying something stupid. If the girl is quiet, then that means the more I talk about myself, which is a bad thing. If the girl is loud and talks all the time, less of a chance I can say anything offensive.

Why don't you just go get a cup of coffee or a drink. Takes like 10 minutes, and if she is fat, just say you have to go to the bathroom and leave. It's just a face shot, if you see any girl that has only face shots on plentyoffish...then they are fat.


that's horrible

i hope you have a fat daughter

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4926098)
Blah. You did not just ask her out to dinner did you? You aren't going to pay are you.

I'M TRYING TO GET LAID.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926109)
I'M TRYING TO GET LAID.


Geez, watch the desperation caps

try to not get laid, then go in for the kill

BWillie 08-18-2008 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926104)
that's horrible

i hope you have a fat daughter

I hope I do, that means no guys will do her. If I have a hot daughter guys will be offering her dick left and right. That would suck

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4926126)
I hope I do, that means no guys will do her. If I have a hot daughter guys will be offering her dick left and right. That would suck


or the alternative would be to teach her to turn it down

plus everyone should harpoon a whale once
it's a good karma thing

Tribal Warfare 08-18-2008 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926129)
or the alternative would be to teach her to turn it down

plus everyone should harpoon a whale once
it's a good karma thing

Bigger they get easier for them to go down

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 4926135)
Bigger they get easier for them to go down

Good friend of mine scored him some cyber poon in the beginning of the internet era, kinda before scanners etc. Anyhow, pics were mailed.

She mailed him some of the hottest chicks pics i'd ever seen. They arranged to meet. Girl pulls up looking fresh out of training camp. about 300 pounds, she said that was his surprise.

Homeboy couldn't do it, turned her away at the front door.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 11:03 PM

WTF is wrong with people that do that?

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926148)
WTF is wrong with people that do that?

what?

pose to be someone else or turn away lying fat girls

I could see the point in both, however I think it'd be hard to hide in person if you were a fat girl

a whole lot of holding your breath I suppose

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 11:12 PM

Posing as someone else. It's just reeruned. A waste of everyone's time.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926161)
Posing as someone else. It's just reeruned. A waste of everyone's time.

just wanting to clear that up
I don't think there's anything wrong sending a lying fat chick home

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926164)
just wanting to clear that up
I don't think there's anything wrong sending a lying fat chick home

I'd make the bitch buy me lunch under false pretenses.

Fat whore.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926165)
I'd make the bitch buy me lunch under false pretenses.

Fat whore.


what's funny is that chick flew all the way from CA, didn't even get in the front door

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 11:17 PM

Meanwhile, back at the ranch:



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