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Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 09:06 PM

I want an experienced woman, NOT a virgin.

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925884)
I want an experienced woman, NOT a virgin.

you need to take what you can get... hell if you want experience, get a hooker.

luv 08-18-2008 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925871)
Beats the **** out of me. Hope SHE'S not a virgin. Christ, how ironic would that be.

I don't think you want the experience of popping some girl's cherry your first time.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 09:11 PM

No shit!

Phobia 08-18-2008 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925830)

That's actually not too bad. You either just scored your first actual date or are being milked for a free meal. Good luck.

DaKCMan AP 08-18-2008 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4925898)
That's actually not too bad. You either just scored your first actual date or are being milked for a free meal. Good luck.

Either way he needs the experience and should follow through on it.

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 4925900)
Either way he needs the experience and should follow through on it.

Agreed.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 4925891)
I don't think you want the experience of popping some girl's cherry your first time.

but on the bright side she wouldn't know that he doesn't know what he's doing

plus she's 18 I'm sure she's not a virgin, mr. c.e. wendler here is the last nonreerun/monk left who falls in that category

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4925904)
Agreed.

just bring some vaseline, immediately sit it on the counter, and say I only do anal on the first date

If she says cool nail her and run like hell

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926037)
but on the bright side she wouldn't know that he doesn't know what he's doing

plus she's 18 I'm sure she's not a virgin, mr. c.e. wendler here is the last nonreerun/monk left who falls in that category

Is it safe to say if she's after older guys she likes to give it up?

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926046)
Is it safe to say if she's after older guys she likes to give it up?

perhaps

perhaps she's screwed all the younger guys

either way put on some cologne and don't ****ing talk about starwars

jesus, talk about your travels as a reporter
leave the nerd shit at home

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926055)
perhaps

perhaps she's screwed all the younger guys

either way put on some cologne and don't ****ing talk about starwars

jesus, talk about your travels as a reporter
leave the nerd shit at home

I'm not dumb, you know.

I'm also not wearing ****ing cologne, either.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926066)
I'm not dumb, you know.

I'm also not wearing ****ing cologne, either.

once a virgin always a virgin, put the smell-nice stuff on

trust me

Hammock Parties 08-18-2008 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 4926071)
once a virgin always a virgin, put the smell-nice stuff on

trust me

Blech. Seriously.

ShortRoundChief 08-18-2008 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4926079)
Blech. Seriously.

suit yourself


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