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Rausch 05-04-2008 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 4734434)
I don't have to know her. I can just pretend to know her. It's twice as pathetic but it fills a need.

In Hard Candy she was like 16 years old. You can't hold her-

Exactly.

"Sir, pleast put down the stuffed animal and step away from the conversion van..."

Hammock Parties 05-04-2008 11:14 PM

If Ellen Page can pull this off let me know...

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3...2083425zo5.jpg

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3...2083605ry4.jpg

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1...2083740xt4.jpg

Direckshun 05-04-2008 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4734439)
LMAO...I always love your posts.

Anyway, I love a woman with a cigar.

http://www.seinfeldonline.com/benes2.jpg

That is really hard to complain about.

I also love a woman that I think could genuinely kick my ass if she was pissed enough.

You should see my current girlfriend when she's pissed. She triples in size and speaks in broken English.

Bugeater 05-04-2008 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 4734433)
I thought Ellen Page was hot, too.

But then I stop to think "you're 35, Kyle".

And it makes me sad. No Ellen Page for me. I only get the old and the used.

Did you catch Sally Field on Leno the other night? She definitely falls in that category now.

Hammock Parties 05-04-2008 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 4734447)

You should see my current girlfriend when she's pissed. She triples in size and speaks in broken English.

You're dating she-hulk?

http://www.continuityerror.com/wp-co...v1-01-00fc.JPG

Hammock Parties 05-04-2008 11:17 PM

This belongs here.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6...4110401wk6.gif

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/294...4110403tw5.gif

Rausch 05-04-2008 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 4734447)
I also love a woman that I think could genuinely kick my ass if she was pissed enough.

Yeah, not so much here. I'd be hamburger by now...

Direckshun 05-04-2008 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GoBo (Post 4734449)
Did you catch Sally Field on Leno the other night? She definitely falls in that category now.

You can never trust women on talk shows. Downgrade them about 2 tiers of hotness.

Those talk shows employ people who get paid more than you and I together to make them look ****able. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't ever go on those shows if they looked un****able.

Direckshun 05-04-2008 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4734452)
This belongs here.

Man, are you shot out of a cannon today or what?

What is that shit?

Hammock Parties 05-04-2008 11:19 PM

By the way, I'm officially requesting that everyone put boobs in their avatars. Just do it.

Direckshun 05-04-2008 11:21 PM

I'm watching Ep 3 right now on Spike TV, and I don't get how the Emperor kills those two Jedis in that one fight scene.

The first Jedi, maybe, simply out of surprise alone, but the second one has like two seconds to react and he just stands there and gets slaughtered.

God the new eps sucked.

Rausch 05-04-2008 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE (Post 4734452)

http://rlzo.com/sitebuildercontent/s...res/puking.jpg

Direckshun 05-04-2008 11:23 PM

I also love how they have the technology to rebuild entire human hands, but they can't save Portman from dying in child birth.

Hammock Parties 05-04-2008 11:26 PM

There are a lot of things wrong with that movie. I've only seen it a couple times to be honest. Once in the theater, once in HD.

Lucas butchered it.

He's just a lazy director. He wants to do everything too fast.

Rausch 05-04-2008 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 4734469)
I also love how they have the technology to rebuild entire human hands, but they can't save Portman from dying in child birth.

But she'd "lost the will to live."

:rolleyes:


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