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Dum de dum dum.

Thank god this thread got erected (no pun intended considering the turn it's taken).

Saw Juno tonight. I honestly think Ellen Page has replaced Elaine from Seinfeld as my conception of the perfect woman. It helps that she's a real person.

Also, Jennifer Garner is so hot, she's not hot. Is that an issue for other people? Instances where somebody is so hot they're "unreal," and therefore undesirable?

Ellen Page > Elaine?

You're nuts. Elaine is nigh perfect. Beautiful, smart, sassy, athletic, funny, an editor.

Page is a tomboy. Cute, but rough.

Course, they all pale in comparison to Ms. Underwood, so what difference does it make? :)

Burst = all gone...

I kinda' like that chick that was in Donnie Darko and the new Batman movie. Very girl next door looking...

Page is hot, pure and simple. Don't get thrown off by all the Juno nihilism.

In addition to that, she's sharp and unfazable. She's also not as vain as the Elaine character is.

I'm a brunette's guy, though. Always have been.

Katie ****ing Holmes?

Maggie ****ing Gyllenhall? She looks like someone hit her in the face with a frying pan.

It's a crime they replaced Katie Holmes...

She's not that hot. I saw her in hard candy, too.

LOL...you act like you know her.

I thought Ellen Page was hot, too.

But then I stop to think "you're 35, Kyle".

And it makes me sad. No Ellen Page for me. I only get the old and the used.

I don't have to know her. I can just pretend to know her. It's twice as pathetic but it fills a need.

In Hard Candy she was like 16 years old. You can't hold her to that.

Catherine Keener. :thumb:

LMAO...I always love your posts.

Anyway, I love a woman with a cigar.

http://www.seinfeldonline.com/benes2.jpg

1/2 full: this includes MILF's and soccer moms in general...:evil: