Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10674689)

Side note, we really hated that teacher, and one day a buddy of mine thought it would be a good idea to empty a bottle of cologne into two trashcans and set them by both of the classroom exit doors, leaving her trapped in the room. We did. And we found out later that day, she got so sick she had to go to the hospital. We were assholes. I felt super bad about that.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10674621)

No offense dude, but you remind me of a dude who has smelly armpits. I mean, I like you and all, but whenever I see you post...I read it and it is usually cool enough, but I swear I smell B.O. when I'm reading it. I don't what it is. If your username some how reminds me of it... (I used to get your name mixed up with that little German fatass kid who fell into a chocolate river in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...in actuality, I think it is Augustus Gloop) or maybe it's the avatar... Yeah, probably the avatar...that dude looks like he has smelly pits.

My Senior year in college, there was this Freshman who had this smelly pits disease. He has some sort of disorder or hormone imbalance that made him have awful, mind-numbing B.O. I went to a private Catholic college, so people there could be pretty mean and "hoity-toity." With that said, that kid's nickname the FIRST night of school was "Smelly." Everyone on campus knew him as "Smelly" within the first week of school beginning. I always felt bad for that kid, for if you were actually able to fight the stench and have a conversation with him, he was a really nice dude. He was obviously at the wrong college though...lotta arrogant, snide Chicaburbians there. I think Smelly caught on quick enough, for he transferred after the first semester. I mean, how awful would that be, having EVERYONE on campus not even knowing your real name, for they all know you exclusively as "Smelly?"

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10674689)

Side note, we really hated that teacher, and one day a buddy of mine thought it would be a good idea to empty a bottle of cologne into two trashcans and set them by both of the classroom exit doors, leaving her trapped in the room. We did. And we found out later that day, she got so sick she had to go to the hospital. We were assholes. I felt super bad about that.

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 10674683)

This post stinks... LMAO

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10674621)

No offense dude, but you remind me of a dude who has smelly armpits. I mean, I like you and all, but whenever I see you post...I read it and it is usually cool enough, but I swear I smell B.O. when I'm reading it. I don't what it is. If your username some how reminds me of it... (I used to get your name mixed up with that little German fatass kid who fell into a chocolate river in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...in actuality, I think it is Augustus Gloop) or maybe it's the avatar... Yeah, probably the avatar...that dude looks like he has smelly pits.

My Senior year in college, there was this Freshman who had this smelly pits disease. He has some sort of disorder or hormone imbalance that made him have awful, mind-numbing B.O. I went to a private Catholic college, so people there could be pretty mean and "hoity-toity." With that said, that kid's nickname the FIRST night of school was "Smelly." Everyone on campus knew him as "Smelly" within the first week of school beginning. I always felt bad for that kid, for if you were actually able to fight the stench and have a conversation with him, he was a really nice dude. He was obviously at the wrong college though...lotta arrogant, snide Chicaburbians there. I think Smelly caught on quick enough, for he transferred after the first semester. I mean, how awful would that be, having EVERYONE on campus not even knowing your real name, for they all know you exclusively as "Smelly?"

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10674767)

You know what I always felt bad about? You ever run into those people who almost instantly have BO. Not that curry infused funk of living in and sweating up the same clothes for a week, but that acrid, almost sweet, scent of someone you could tell showers regularly, but their glands were at war with them. You can tell that the scent is coming from their glands, not percolating on their body surface. I ran into 2-3 girls in HS who were like that. From 5-6 feet away, they were well put together, but brush by them and yeesh!!

Very analogous to those who don't have the scent sensors for when their shower towel has gone sour. I HATE that. I'n VERY sensitive to it. They hang their wet towel up thinking it's just drying out, unaware it's gaining the pungent odor of mildew with each use. I had a roommate in college whose bathing linens were literally giving me a headache, and he would bury his nose in them, breathe deep and say 'there's nothing wrong with this, I laundered it last week.'

:cuss::cuss:

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10674778)

did he play basketball?

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/h...smb090509l.jpg

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 10674778)

did he play basketball?

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/h...smb090509l.jpg

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10674757)

C'mon we need ravishing rico rude!!

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10674794)

ROFL ROFL - people who have been around forever will have heard this before, but I interned @ the MO State Capital back in college, and we [my intern roommates] played pickup basketball at the State Trooper's facilities where politicians would participate as well. And there was one who is nationally known who, while he didn't stink SWEATED like a mother****er. It was like he walked on the court right out of the pool. And he liked to post up A LOT!!

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10674787)

How about these people who have halitosis "with the mostest." Man, halitosis will make a girl go from a 9 to a 4 or 5.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img6...4/64916192.jpg

I know from experience, dude.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10674787)

How about these people who have halitosis "with the mostest." Man, halitosis will make a girl go from a 9 to a 4 or 5.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img6...4/64916192.jpg

I know from experience, dude.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10674794)

ROFL ROFL - people who have been around forever will have heard this before, but I interned @ the MO State Capital back in college, and we [my intern roommates] played pickup basketball at the State Trooper's facilities where politicians would participate as well. And there was one who is nationally known who, while he didn't stink SWEATED like a mother****er. It was like he walked on the court right out of the pool. And he liked to post up A LOT!!

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10674799)

LMAO