I can't start them all! Fire one up....then fire up the thread

Done.

Let the sickness begin.

Let's enter Omaha in the BBW Olympics!

Enter him into the screaming contest. Where he is tied down and women slap him around with their guts and buts all full of cellulite dimples. :Lin:

Speaking of Omaha....He is on the list!

This thread has lost its burst....

unless your talking about a burst of runny shit coming out of a tranny midget dressed in leather.

Not unless you can produce the 32oz ish loaf.

NOW we're talking.

Oh shit..

So we're gonna need a new thread before we get through half of these.

LMAO

No offense dude, but you remind me of a dude who has smelly armpits. I mean, I like you and all, but whenever I see you post...I read it and it is usually cool enough, but I swear I smell B.O. when I'm reading it. I don't what it is. If your username some how reminds me of it... (I used to get your name mixed up with that little German fatass kid who fell into a chocolate river in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...in actuality, I think it is Augustus Gloop) or maybe it's the avatar... Yeah, probably the avatar...that dude looks like he has smelly pits.

My Senior year in college, there was this Freshman who had this smelly pits disease. He has some sort of disorder or hormone imbalance that made him have awful, mind-numbing B.O. I went to a private Catholic college, so people there could be pretty mean and "hoity-toity." With that said, that kid's nickname the FIRST night of school was "Smelly." Everyone on campus knew him as "Smelly" within the first week of school beginning. I always felt bad for that kid, for if you were actually able to fight the stench and have a conversation with him, he was a really nice dude. He was obviously at the wrong college though...lotta arrogant, snide Chicaburbians there. I think Smelly caught on quick enough, for he transferred after the first semester. I mean, how awful would that be, having EVERYONE on campus not even knowing your real name, for they all know you exclusively as "Smelly?"

This post stinks... LMAO

In 11th grade Spanish class, I had a teacher who would get queasy from the smell of cologne. I, being a teenager, wore a lot of Stetson, Cool Water, and that super cheap Michael Jordan cologne back in those days.

Anyways, I'd walk into the classroom everyday amd she'd say "Hi Stinky!" Halfway through the semester, it had caught on and about half the school was calling me stinky, including a bunch of hot chicks.

I always worried that not everyone knew where it had stemmed from, and that some of them thought I really did stink.

Side note, we really hated that teacher, and one day a buddy of mine thought it would be a good idea to empty a bottle of cologne into two trashcans and set them by both of the classroom exit doors, leaving her trapped in the room. We did. And we found out later that day, she got so sick she had to go to the hospital. We were assholes. I felt super bad about that.