My god has the City of Independence, MO ****ed me over on fines. 140 buckaroos for careless driving, I understand that. But then $180 for lying about who I am? So I can swerve all over the road and try to hit some lady with a dog, and it's only so bad, but I lie about my name and it's way worse? **** that.. Court costs are a bitch. And yeah, I can pay it off by doing days in ICC, but **** damn, that place is ****ing filthy. I'd leave there sicker than the 2007 Chiefs season. And that was some sick shit. And it's not helping that the price of pot has sky rocketed in my area. Moneys a bitch when you ain't got none.

Who did you say you were?

Rumplestillskin?

Abe Vigoda?

Jackie Chan?

Barney Fife?

By the way, why did you try to hit that lady with the dog?

She was talkin shit.

Did she call you by your real name? Englebert Humperdink?

ROFL

http://www.patjohnson.com/images/mus...ebert_1976.jpg

Mister Mxyzptlk?

Did someone trick you into saying your name backwards?

Why did you lie about whom you were?

The way I figure it, he was either
a) afraid of Inigo Montoya or
b) afraid someone would say his name backwards

I think it was John Cocktosen

1. You were driving carelessly
2. You lied about your name (for some unknown reason)
3. You bitch about how to either pay fines or spend time incarcerated
4. You bitch about the price of pot
5. You bitch about not having money


Get a ****ing clue, dude.