Kids get it.

You don't. Because somewhere along the way your inner child died.

This movie sang a beautiful sonnet to 12-year old Clay.

I didn't hate nearly as much as the time time I saw it.

My youngest Nephew stood up and shouted when Rey tossed the lightsaber to Kylo and he killed the guard in the head.

Guess the movie is passing the reins of star wars to the next generation.

So you tried to ruin the fun and enjoyment for your little nephews because you didn't like the movie? You have a seriously addled brain.

Nah it was all in good nature I didn't say anything before they saw the movie.

I hope you get roped into taking them to see the upcoming Winston Churchill biopic. :evil:

So let me get this straight. You actually tried to ruin the movie for your nephews and got upset when they didn't agree with you? WTF is wrong with you man?

Adam Driver needs to hit the gym because his " Dad Bod" which screams lazy asshole. I'll be honest if it's too difficult for him to get cut and add muscle then Driver should add steroids in his diet.

I’d say go **** your mother but the wait in line is probably too long.

Saw it tonight. I hope we’re past spoiler tags at this point.

I totally disagree with Clay; Rose was not the worst part of this movie. I completely agree with the rest of his takes though. Lol.

I couldn’t get through all the reviews in this thread. I spent an hour trying to catch up. But man, talk about getting a gold brick and bitching about the shape. Lol

Leia was dying and the powers she has but never tapped into before came out with self preservation. I’m good with it. Didn’t see it coming.

The ending. Reminded me of of Yoda going. Yoda puppet, trolling Luke, loved it, Luke and R2, loved it. Luke trolling KR. Awesome. Luke walked outside in front of the walkers and I jokenly made a laser blaster sound. Then they shot at him. I was shocked. I said “I was just joking!” I thought that was how he was going to go. Nice twist. Glad he didn’t go ObinWan style either.

Admiral Lara Dern not sharing the plan, meh. Who cares though. Maybe she was still working it out, maybe she’s a bitch leader, maybe she thought there was a mole on the ship since the destroyers did the unprecedented and previously thought impossible tracking the rebel ships.

The internal struggles of Rey and Ren makes good story telling, I liked it. The broom! The kids talking about what happened, there will be a resurgence in rebel recruits

LMFAO I love you, man.



In this thread only though. Keep your zipper up.

It is long but it lays out real well why this movie sucked...
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watched it the other day, another issue i have is how to you rebuild the rebellion in and win in one movie.......

It feels like we need 4 movies.

Saw it over the weekend. Had some parts I really enjoyed, parts I really disliked initially. However, after reading through 20 some odd pages here over the course of the past 3 days, I see that some that didn't like it upon first viewing enjoyed it way more the second time around. Going to try to get out this weekend and see it a second time.

This dude is killing it again.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">no no a VERGENCE <br>i said i was a lifelong vergence <br>in the force like darth vader<br>hux i wish you wouldn’t listen on my calls</p>&mdash; Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) <a href="https://twitter.com/KyloR3n/status/943001200974278657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">*flexes bicep* just got back from the arms dealer<br>*flexes other arm* they deal to both sides</p>&mdash; Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) <a href="https://twitter.com/KyloR3n/status/942981268140167168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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