lol

Also shows how bad the Donks defense is.

Knowmoe weeps.

Ouch.

That's a lot of losing plus a lot of dildo insertion.

It would be funny to edit a “what would Josh Allen do” segment over this and just see him take off running when he sees Tyreek that open on some of those plays. LMAOROFL

Miami right now is the best team in the AFC. Niners in the NFC.

What's hilarious is that you could make a 5+ minute long "highlight" reel of Josh Allen trying to hurdle defenders like a goddamn reerun.

Not even sure I understand the purpose of that video... it obviously seems TiC coming from Bills reeruns, and they obsess over a slow-mo high throw 4 times and seem to really be nitpicking about a few others... but then they show the no look shovel pass and a couple others that are actually good throws.

Should the title of that tweet be "Here's some throws against a defense that's not even trying"? :shrug:

If they're really trying to give Tua fans a hard time, that video might be more reeruned than the made up MaHoMeS tHrOws DrOpPeD iNtErCePtIoNs videos they did a couple years ago.... and it's hard to be that reeruned.

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I think you missed the point of the video. None of the throws were bad. The point is that Tua plays in a very QB friendly offense where guys are running wide open everywhere and half of his TD’s are short passes (as in, under 5 yards) where thr WR or RB does all the work of getting to the end zone.

He’s not throwing dimes into tight coverage like Mahomes or Allen can do. He is a glorified game manager.

STUNNING AND BRAVE

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Dolphins gonna get ****ED by the Zebras Sunday! That’s fine, they need an L!

Tua is pretty accurate. He has a coach who seems pretty good at schemes & playcalling, which is very helpful to any QB. Big question with him is the health situation over time. We'll see how that shakes out.

Yeah... I'm taking the Phins @-3 on this one boys.

Lol how the **** did i miss this.

Omg, I did too. That’s awesome!!

Every time I see this thread title, I read it as "The Bills take the African ****ing Cock this season".

Damar gets beat badly for a td

Announcers: that's just unfair. The bills should be given a 19-1 record and the title of bestest team ever!

The same Miami team that squeaked by the Chargers and looked mortal against the Patriots?

Miami is good, no doubt about it, as long as they stay healthy.

But setting records against Denver doesn't mean much.

Bills must really be afraid of losing this weekend if they are deploying the Hamlin/Quit Weapon.

Poyer's out again LMAO

Is Jim Kelly, formally of the struggling Bills. Going to have to get drink and threaten to kiss Jac Collinsworth

Knowmo and this guy are the same guy right?

Allenos beating down the Tuafins

It’s October so the Bills are in peak form.

January? Different story.

They lost Tredavious White for the season it looks like.

Very impressive win for Buffalo today. It’s a long season, so we will see how it shakes out the rest of the way.

I tried telling you guys all week. The Bills own the Dolphins. We have won 10 of the last 11 fans against them.

Miami is a soft team that relies on quick precision passes. As soon as a team plays them physically, they fall apart.

well, the AFC runs through buffalo

congrats!

Buffalo, MO?

Oh.

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Uhoh. Justdiqlix with more cries of "OBSTACLEZ!!!"

Why?

show some respect - bills are hitting their stride for the strech run before they declare another october championship

Can't wait until winter comes and Buffalo gets its usual blast of 6 feet of snow in December.

Diqlix will complain, as if this was totally unforeseen.

"How could this happen two years in a row to a city located where it is geographically???!!!!!"

So if this is same old same old why should we think the Bills ending will be any different this time around?

Obviously the Bills were not confident they would win today if they activated Hamlin to give them a tap out option.

The weather is warm
The Buffalos will storm

Regular season wins.

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No one circles the wagons in October… only to have those wagons blown up in January… like the Buffalo Bills.

Nick Wright will give Buffalo their September Banner tomorrow.

Well deserved

Mr September looking good

Looks like someone is getting another prestigious AFC Offensive Player of the Week award! Makes up for the lack of MVPs which only go to winners.

As we watch this Sunday night game lets remember that the Bills lost to Zach Wilson :)

Did somebody say the Jets defense is the best in the league?

Yeah, you really showed me…

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*here is the asterisk for the 3rd mahomes pic that was taken off the stat sheet by the zebras

Which team beat the Jets?

Remind me.

Stats and players of the week are jackable through out the season

We'll call it the 3 Quarters Defense. :shrug:

They obviously looked awful in the first quarter, getting gashed on the ground and through the air.

I might watch the rest of it tonight. I don't expect any sort of deep dive in this thread of course, just throw some stats side by side and call it good... so no idea without watching it if it was really the Jets showing up at that point, the Chiefs letting off the gas; guessing some of both.

Whatever that first quarter was though... yikes. And then relying on Wilson to throw on 3rd and shorts and execute a flea flicker. It's like the Chiefs had the game on easy mode for a quarter and then ****ed with the sliders.

what were the final scores for those 2 games?

Try to follow the conversation.

Bearcat referenced a post I made about Allen playing poorly because the Jets defense is great.

Mahomes had a lower completion percentage, less yards and same amount of TD’s.

My referenced post had nothing to do with the team or w/l. It was about a player.

Oops, he did it again…

https://x.com/tickets_buffalo/status...478249424?s=46

I would be surprised if Allen never wins an MVP award, especially since the award is based on regular season performance.

How many fumbles did Allen have?

Also, Allen threw 11 more passes than Mahomes. YPA must be a lot lower, eh?

And that asterisk at the end is BS and you know it. GTFO with that nonsense.

If Henry has the King title. I guess Josh can be the Swamy of turnovers

This is some advanced level stats here, you might have to spell out the acronym for diqy.

Classic diqy... surprised the post didn't start with a fluffy "Mahomes is great" to soften us up before the backhanded troll bait was thrown in there.


Like I said though, not expecting any sort of nuanced conversation... if it doesn't show up on a stat line and isn't cherry picked for Bills fans pleasure and delusions, it doesn't exist. Football for Dummies.. see this number, it's larger.

Classic someone else.

Allen has been better than Mahomes this year.

It’s not BS.

Everyone outside of Chiefs kingdom knows that was a BS call. Especially considering the situation (bailing them out on 3rd and 20). Especially considering the flag wasn’t thrown until after the INT. And especially considering the refs kept their flag in their pocket for possibly the worst non-called o-line holding in NFL history just a few players before that.

Gardner very obviously held MVS, and the refs made the correct call.

Mahomes has 2 rings bud. What’s Allen got? End of story.

And bearcat thinks Bills fans lack nuance in conversations :spock:

Undebatable, completely different layers of atmosphere.

We should talk about it for the next several hours though.

At losing to Zach Wilson. LMAO

maybe mahomes was just concussed and everyone was conspiring to hide it like they did with Allen

Just trying to bring the conversation down to an acceptable level of comprehension.

We could dive into the Jets or Allen/Mahomes (and pretend it matters), but what's the point, ya know?

You looked at the stat line and tweets catered to Bills fans and Allen's numbers are larger. End of story.

Anything else is just confusing and uncomfortable.

LMAO

We'll know for sure if he throws for 300+ yards next week!

Not worth the time. I’m going for a walk.

You guys have to go easy on Bills fans. All they have is regular season talking points like point differential or September champions. And as far as Allen goes, he has never had problems playing great when defenses are non existent, things are easy, or his defense gets multiple turnovers for him. Too bad he can’t perform consistently against good defenses and the moment things get tough he melts down.

And yet, it doesn’t change the reality. Mahomes is 2X SB MVP and Allen has nothing. Come back to the big boy dinner table when the choke Bills actually win something.

Yeah, the Bills have run up the score on 3 trash defenses and the Chiefs have played the Bears so far and Mahomes was smartly taken out in the 3rd quarter.

It's all that it's ever been... a lot of Bills fans have figured it out and will say they're just waiting for Allen to prove it when it matters, but some still clutch onto wins against teams that won't make the divisional round (or will quickly get dumped at that point).

Of course, this also serves as diqy's troll bait thread since he loves being abused so much.

The ref wanted the Chiefs to win, but waited to throw the flag because???

How much earlier should he have thrown the flag to not raise your suspicion? One second?

This is one of the dumbest narratives about the officiating last night.

Bwahahahaha...

What a clown.

They were only in that position (3rd and 20+) because a play that set up 1st and goal was negated by a very weak offensive holding call.

Keep crying though. All it does is affirm that KC has made it.

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This is boxscore analysis at its finest. Allen and Mahomes both had terrible games vs the Jets and similar stats in the other 3 games.

Wanna know the difference between the two?

2nd half drives
Interception
Punt
Interception
Lost fumble by Josh Allen
FG

That's what Josh did against the Jets when it mattered. Meanwhile Mahomes made the plays to win in the same exact situation when he needed to do it despite making errors.

That's the difference

Bills did us a solid by beating the Dolphins.

The Dolphins end the season with 4 of 5 at home. They don’t have hardly any cold weather road games this year.

They need home field advantage to win in the postseason.

They’re going to be spoiled by Miami weather in December/January, then have to travel to like Baltimore, Buffalo, or KC in the playoffs. They’ll look like a completely different team in the playoffs.

They normally wait until the ball is caught or hits the ground before throwing the flag. You don't want the flag to be thrown and impact the players because one stops on the play assuming it is in his favor.

I assume you are referring to on PM's scramble? Was not remotely a hold.

Agreed with you there.

Which is why I laughed out loud when Bearcat tried to bring up my comment about the Jets having a great defense as some zinger.

As opposed to Mahomes:

Punt
Punt
Field Goal
Interception (*taken away by refs)

It was obviously the correct call.