Someone should start a poll for this!!!!

RIP Top 101 Posters thread.

Nope. Both just busy with work right now. I may fill in roast for a bit this evening if I don't get a taker.

May even re bump my roast of rico

I'll re-bump my roast of Setsuna.

I remember liking that one. May do my Reighters as well.

Remember posting this:

You may get your wish...I've got something in mind for you. :evil:

# 69: Setsuna

* I was hesitant to do this one because roasting Setsuna is eerily similar to literally roasting chocolate in a crock-pot. A meltdown is inevitable and things are bound to get messy.

* Setsuna is commonly referred to as “Token” on Chiefsplanet. I assume this is because he is our “token” Jaguars fan. Every NFL team’s message board has a Jags fan poster, since the Jags fanbase is so darn stupid, none of them have figured a way to create their own message board. So of course, they sponge off of other NFL teams’ boards. It’s either that, or he got the nickname because he has tendency to steal arcade game tokens from people. One thing that I’ve learned in life is to never trust a Jaguars fan, especially if you have any form of currency in your pockets.

* Setsuna has a year round tan. Must be freaking nice living in Florida, where the sun shines all year round. I’d love to not have to spend money on a tanning bed during the winter and I’m sure Simply Red can relate.

* Setsuna ended up making Chiefsplanet his home on accident. Initially, he was trying to locate a different planet with members who are more similar to him…planet of the apes. These people are more similar to him because in terms of science……..Setsuna is really interested in Science fiction.

* When you google the word, “Setsuna,” you will discover that it is a Japanese word meaning, “a moment; an instant.” I don’t know why, but when I read the word, “instant,” it immediately reminded me of Uncle Ben’s instant cream of wheat. I tell ya what, when that Uncle Ben’s package indicates the cream of wheat being “instant,” it means it. During the Olympics one summer, I was able to begin fixin’ a bowl of that at the start of a Michael Phelps swim race, and was finished so quickly that I was still able to catch the majority of Michael Phelps proving himself the master of the swim race. And speaking of uncles, I recently read a well-known, influential book titled, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.” I’d recommend the book to Setsuna if I felt he was interested in any reading material besides Japanimation comics.

* Pros: I like him. He’s hands down, our best Jaguars troll. He is way better than Blackmon. With a username like, “Blackmon,” I knew that guy was no good from the start. Yup, a username based off a stereotypical trouble-makin’ Jacksonville Jaguar, racking up DUI’s and receiving a 4 game suspension for the start of the 2013 season due to violating the substance abuse policy. Sounds about right. Setsuna lives in Florida. I hear they grow good watermelon in Florida. Maybe he could bring some Florida watermelon up with him to Kansas City for a visit sometime…?!?! That would be nice of him.

* Cons: He is probably an ex-con (most Japanimation-Jaguars fans are). Ex-cons like Setsuna are the reason(s) why that bastard, Aaron Hernandez will probably get away with murder. Setsuna claimed he was going to convert from the Jags to being a Chiefs fan if the Chiefs ended up with Cyrus Gray and Tyler Bray on their roster. He did not follow through with this and honestly, I don’t know why I thought he would to begin with, for you can’t trust a Jaguars fan to remain faithful to his word. Oh well, once you go Jack, you never go back, I guess….

* Future Outlook: Chiefsplanet is like a horror movie and I predict Setsuna will be the first one to die in this shit-show. The reason being because of all this jazz I constantly hear about the Jaguars moving to Los Angeles. Jaguars fans are a dying breed.

damn! LMAO

I could roast the fact that there are men here that tan.

Take your goddamn shirt off and work outside for a day.

No u

LMAO I have a permatan or I would!

No I wouldn't.

Maybe on the right beach.

I worked in a tanning salon for 3 years in college

Now I get my tan in the way you suggested: I do my lawn work with no shirt

You brown people are living the good life.

I'm so turned on right now. Would you like to come inside for some lemonade sexy loochy?

"I'm here to mow your lawn" (queue Porn music)

FYP

So...are you gonna roast Simply Red? :evil:

As my gay best friend he's hands off.

With a name like Rico shouldn't you already come brown?

No, I don't have any funky STD's.

Found it.

63. rico

rico has come along way in the last month. After not being on the list he has rocketed up the charts. Has a reputation as a solid poster even though he is a bit long winded sometimes. That is pretty good considering only a third of his 3k posts have been read. The long winded ness extends to the bedroom as well. Mrs. Swaff often finishes before he can get it in.

Speaking of the Mrs. they met at a family reunion (don't worry she's a 2nd cousin). They fell in love in typical Iowa fashion after he suplexed her on to his cock after the three legged race.


Pros: Has a hot wife and a killer figure 4 leg lock.

Cons: Probably doesn't want to get this one pregnant. ..just to be safe.

Outlook: Learns to condense his posts, ends the year in the top 10 of post count as a result. Gets banned for calling frazod fat in a hundred a different ways.

Just the standard ones?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_j1nA6ZV_0E...gerardo_rs.jpg

Yes. I'm sweaty and caked with dust and I have little pebbles embedded in my shins from the weed eater. Does that turn you on?

Haha, that's how I got the nickname, "Rico," when I was 9 or 10 and that Rico Suave song came out. My last name is very English...but it sounds like, "Suave."

once you go brown

you never go down

That's the PGM roast of me... It's funnier than I remember it being. Like, I laughed a lot reading it this time. I think I was too scatter-****ed to soak it in when it was posted the first time.

He was my very first free concert. Me and 2 of my g/f's almost pulled him off the stage when we were 10ish at a pre-race concert before the LA marathon.

Not sure what the hell we were going to do with him once we got him off the stage.

Yeah, infected penii never hinders anyone with a stiff...upper lip.

once you eat

you never repeat

Probably eat'm raw like sushi!!!

once you eat fish

have it again you'll never wish

That one I can read in a Gilbert Gottfried voice.

I will get two roasts in sometime this evening. The names I received are a Debbie downer and the 2nd female on the list. Who will they be?

this thread needs to be courteously flushed ROFL

**** you and take Kim Anderson back with you :evil:

Discuss Thrower and luv would be my guesses..

No kidding. I thought it was because of the character from that movie with Charlie Sheen's ex-wife.

I wish. I Would love to roast Discuss. If it was luv Zarth would be the best to roast that.

Oh God, everyone would randomly say "Riiiico, Suaaave" all the time in school growing up even though that song was 10 years old . ROFL

I am guessing that those are the only ones we are going to get???

Read please. Hell I may do 4 tonight now that I received more names. You guys are getting at least 3.

I tried roasting someone once. I can't remember who it was, though.

LMAO

LMAO you will love Kim and you will like it LMAO

Jews in a past life?

:spock:

Crap, I can't even remember what thread it was.

Was the roast just you asking them a bunch of questions?

No.

Yes?

Do you prefer the social scene with shopping, drinks and the beautiful people?

Or freedom from establishment, law enforcement, and tan lines?

Either way I can draw you map.

87. mcaj22

Like many here, this poster has made a niche for himself bitching about the Chiefs. It's a good thing for him because his best thread is a 30 responder based off Eric Berry appearing on an episode of say yes to the dress.

That's not the reason he's on the list though. It turns out his user name is based off being related to a CP icon and a love for firearms.

mecca's conjoined asshole twin pictured below.....



http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...t_guy_ever.jpg

LMAO

I see 87 and 89, but no 88?

88 is rico. Smaque is going to re roast him, so until then we have to go with part of my roast from last year. I just updated the OP.

Have no idea how the hell this next poster is on the list ROFL Not many here are going to get this, but I'll let it fly...

The OP will be of epic size once the list is completed.

86. chiefs4me

It's Memorial Day week!!! Baked beans anyone?



http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c2...edbeans4me.jpg

Great, now I have to masturbate. Thanks a lot.

At some point they will probably put 10 under a spoiler tag to reduce the size.

Final roast of the evening is finished and is coming up. May god have mercy on my soul ROFL

Setsuna doesn't tan
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ok.

But now you'll have to get Rico to not tan because that's who I was talking about.

Good luck.

85. Tha Virus

This poster is in an extremely good mood lately. He recently returned from a weekend trip to St. Louis where he was constantly referred to as the "best boyfriend ever".

His username doesn't mean what most think it does. He does not have mass unprotected sex with scores of random sluts. Tha Virus is an expert computer hacker with Level 50 Halo internet street cred.

But, back to the girlfriend. Here is a before and after pic. 150 bottles of grape gatorade and a whole lot of luvin later...





















http://i1274.photobucket.com/albums/...ps012d5ed8.png

Rico tans? Link?
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What the hell happened to Parker?

Busy work load

Work
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Do your own homework. It entails reading at least 3 or 4 of the last pages.

LMAO

Thanks. You seem bitchy.
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Cuz she wouldnt let you hit it raw?

If I wanted to do that much work I'd just eat some puffy cheetos.

No cause I asked a simple question and she came off bitchy.
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Boy, that gf of virus'..... yeesh LMAO

Oh muffy poo I'm so sorry.

I meant to say.

OH GOLLY gee baby I was talking about rico not setsuana but thank you so much for taking the time out of your day is set me right about his tanning practices go eat a damn cheeto.

And it's on this page anyway
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jesus christ I don't even understand this post.

I wasn't "setting you right" about anything.

And I hate cheetos
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And it was actually a joke about Setsuna. He would get it.
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