When the highlight of your night is trying to do standup comedy for a board while playing off of some 45 year old dude's alt screen name, anything beyond "Horton Hears a Who" is probably going to come off as pseudo-intellectual.

Allahu Akbar

DERKA DERKA! HAMAS JIHAD!

Nope. Not a trace of profanity.

To save face because you're obviously full of shit.

Now you sound bitter.

Full of shit about what?

Hamas is just upset that the nipple question was left unanswered.

This thread took me over an hour to read...... most of everything between page 50-70 was garbage.

The rest...... priceless.

Welcome to the board kirstie

I could hold your hand and walk you through it, as long as the internet crossing guards don't wave their flashing wands at us.

That clinical excuse is ridiculous.

Someone who is "happily married" doesn't start threads on internet BBs about how he talked to his female next door neighbor about masturbation, and then spend and hour and a half talking about some 230 lb. dude's nipples.

Among this group, it's nothing to be ashamed about, I guess. As I said before, give any chick on this board 100 posts and they will have max rep because of the pathetic desire of the posters who think that somehow if they are obsequiously nice and give out lots of e-candy that they will score brownie points.

As suspected, you take things far too seriously, Hamas. You really need to settle down.

ROFL

I'm not the one engaging in coy banter with an alt. for over an hour.


http://www.ashireporter.org/photos/t...Deflection.gif

I'll give you some rep, Hamas. I'm glad we got to the root of this issue.

I just flew in today, boy are my arms tired. HAYOOOOOH

Thanks for proving my point. You are one odd duck, Hamas, I'll give you that.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a post.

Phobia, it would be best if you just didn't post.

Knock it off. "Kirstie" has divided Chiefsplanet. This is unbelievable. Start calling her a whore and everything will be the way it was. SHOW SOME BALLS!

Do you really think that I've been "hitting on" Miss Kirstie?

Wanted to figure out how to change my avatar to help those who are being accused of talking to a "alt". Please please do not mess with this photo.

One last thing. I never meant to cause any problems. I didn't feel anyone was hitting on me...just finally being nice...or a little nicer in some cases. Enjoy the Superbowl weekend.

Discovered the cell phone already huh? LMAO

Cute critter, Kirstie. Congratulations.

It's quite obvious that Hamas must have written a thesis on the do's and dont's of ''hitting on chicks''. can't you see this?

Meh, pay no mind. You didn't cause any problems.

As for the weekend, you too... drink some beer, eat some good food, and have a good time. :toast:

Human Nature lesson #1. Nobody's ever nice without an alterior motive. Especially us menfolk.

Really? I don't believe that.

Alterior? LOL.

Close enough.

Or ulterior, even.

Sue me, I'm neck deep in a video game.

You have some anger issues, young man.

Hmmmm.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...uy/kirstie.jpg

Why did you put three apostrophes on that child's head, roo?

There it goes.

OK, this is just wrong.

Three single open quotes. Apostrophes look like nines.

I will state unequivocally that I did nothing to that photo.

I'm dyslexic.

Is this the "invent a word" night on Chiefsplanet?

I stand corrected - unequivocally

You people are horrible, and this is unacceptable.

You take things far too seriously, Donger. You really need to settle down.

Damn, I go to work for a few hours and miss all the fun.

This is like the greatest thread in the history of the internet.


edit: BTW it is now my life goal to get this thread to 100 pages

That's gonna be a while for me... I have thread view set at 80 posts so it's only at 16 right now.

Whyyyyyyy the hell would you think people won't mess with it? I think you've spent enough time around here to realize that most of us are terrible, terrible people.

Yeah! what?

Funny how people stick around this place. Welcome to the planet, Kirstie. You are a celebrity around here! haha... You also enjoy the Superbowl.

btw, you look way better with the shorter hair. Very nice!

http://alice.loria.fr/publications/p...mages/yawn.png



Sorry, I fell asleep... What did I miss?

LMAO I think you told me that ver batum.

kirstie has the 'goatse's a d-bag' weirding way. One of us! One of us!!

She wanted to feel something. So sue her.

I'm still not convinced. She only shows up whenever there's a thread about her. Is she even a Chiefs fan? No, I'm not being jealous. I'm just not convinced that she isn't someone else. I don't care enough to go back and read the entire thread though, so to each their own. Welcome aboard kirstie.

She's either:

1. A ****

2. A dupe

Either way, I'm not cutting the bitch any slack.

Someone who found a pic of her with her daughter that hadn't been unearthed in the previous great CP e-scour?

I am embarassed to be a chiefsplanet member today. You "oh Kirstie" c*cksuckers are weak! :doh!:

You mean, this doesn't work? :grr:

I was surprised to hear that her Brother was going to move back to the KC area and live here/raise a family when he's done playing.

MY brother lives in TX and is in the Army....:D

your and addicted now, aren't you....

I don't have to prove who I am. Those that believe me do and those that don't..don't. It was a HUGE mistake, obviously, for me to post a picture for my avatar that included my daughter. Stupid me thought that most of the population was human and at least had respect for a baby...I was WAY off in my thinking.

Quite possibly...God help me.

Yeah, I did that when I first found this hell hole, I mean - pleasant planet, I was up to a 62 post per day average.

You'll seattle into your grove soon enough. and don't worry about the picture, act like it doesn't bother you and it will slip away quitely into the night.

As far as the new pic, please tell me those are your real feet.....

I'm sure no one thought that you would. But I'm tougher than I look. I can take it...and I can give it right back.

You are either:

1. An a**

2. A psycho with no conscience

You wouldn't know a slut if it walked up and sat on your face.

You're right. I did only show up when I heard about this thread. Curiosity kills and all that. And no, I'm def not a chief's fan, sorry. But thanks for the welcome.

If you use Firefox you can install a program I wrote called "CPIggy" that will let you block certain users on this board. It's a breeze to use and would probably a recommended addition if you're at all interested in sticking around:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=173265

Okay, Sorry I thought you were Lawrence Tynes sister.

Seriously? That would be awesome. I'll try it!

Is that better or worse than green? Mine are green.

Green is nice. Actually probably better than white. I have a toddler. I shouldn't own ANYTHING white.

Yeah, never ever dress like a refrigerator around him.

koala tee.

Kirstie hasn't posted any pics of herself holding a giant bag of dog s**t.

I don't think she even likes Goatse.

Damn! A lot of that goes on here I guess.

You've got that right!

How does that rep thing work?

Epiphany!!!

I think this most recent outburst has helped me realize who Goatse is.


He's the CP Andy Dick. A talented guy with an occasionally witty remark, who all too frequently goes on a cock-smoking, coke snorting attention whoring a-hole binge that makes everyone cringe.

See the little square by the [edit/delete] button on the lower right side of a post? Looks like a guy shouting? Press it and you have an option to 'approve' [positive rep], or 'disapprove' [negative rep] of the contents of the post.
You can also add a remark.
All of this goes just to the post author, there's no open 'rep' forum where these remarks can be viewed by others [al least that I know of]. Of course the author can, if s/he choses paste the rep comments in a post for all to see.