Well midnight I can not see the picture so I guess I will just have to take your word for it. As far as your twit buddy whatsmyname I can not wait for school to start and he is off the pute during the day.

This is your first post in this thread, yet you seem to be responding to the posters. Forget to logout of this name before you posted as Midnight Vulture?

gotta be your money, then.
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i wondered about that too.
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She is pretty fat and unattractive Phil. I'd swallow my pride and take her off your hands if you need to unload her....

;)

FIRST PAGE WOO HOO!11

Heh. I don't have any of that. I drive a 1997 pickup truck.

You ain't lying, actually. She'll be bringing the world another Kloster girl in 3 months.

Yeah, I caught that as well.........same clown.

Chicks dig me, because i rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

Here I am with my girlfriend, her girlfriend and my therapist.
We like to roll around in a big bag of shake and bake together, then we nibble the crust off each others neather regions.

And I don't ride a pussy motorcycle. I have a limo. That way I don't have to pick the bugs out of my teeth.

Sincerely,
Hugh

I find it funny that you assume I'm a 40 year old virgin. I'm 27 and happily in a relationship with my girlfriend.

I didn't say I was doing better then you either did I? I just said that having blonde hair and a fake tan doesn't make a girl the hottest chick ever. You'll learn that when you grow up.

I'd do all of them. Interesting, I never used my bike to pick up chicks, never needed to though.

Barfs

Not a fan of redheaded skanks sorry. And sorry that you are fat. must suck to not be able to see your penis.:LOL:

Chicks dig the 97 pickups.

Just imagine how much tail you could pull if you were single! :)

Please enlighten us on your hot gf. I am sure she is a knockout or maybe 300 lbs.ROFL

And you guys are lying thru your teeth if you said you wouldnt tax that blonde. Haha

You might at least have done something to try to help that girl having the seizure. Did she live?

Why so angry, Vulture? Why are you playing the internet dick role?

May I ask what you do for a living? You said that you are 25, yes?

Oh - what a relief. I get to keep her all to myself now because there's no way I could compete with a goofball and a motorcycle.

I'll guess that he's the guy who sells the glow sticks at rave parties.

He makes $70k a year posting stupid crap on Chiefs websites, which is quite impressive because I've never done better than $500.

Come on man, pull it back! You're acting like a 16 year old. Pay attention to your surroundings. Or just keep on keeping on, because you're a very entertaining dumb-ass.

The faster you use chiefsplanet for informational gain the better off you will be. No telling what kind of networking you can get done on here

Count yourself fortunate. From the way I understand it, that's a windfall.

Not at all. Its someone trying to imitate me. Not working though so check our IP addresses. We wont match at all. I am located in ATL.

LMAO

Yeah, i dont get it.

Gotta hand it to him though, he's put together 2 whiz-bang threads.

Perhaps you need a prop?

Marketing and Advertising firm:thumb:

I can always get pictures with hot girls. The problem is they are from st joe...... and no shit Nzoner always knows their parents or knows THEM. Arg

Thank you. What do you do for them, specifically?

Did you move from California after you stole the laptop?

That's what you get for shopping at Jersey Village.

No doubt. Great offseason diversions.

Receptionist?

Are those the girls in the pics names?

staples flyers to telephone poles.
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Yes, and they are interchangable.

Using two IP's at the same time is not a hard thing to do, but remembering not to post under the wrong name can be........oooops!

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

These last 2 threads =

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../4468-BS85.jpg

Funny. We lived in Jersey Village at one time.

Hancock was responsible?

I can't help it, I have to ask. Do you shave your chest?

Well, I'm sold, gentlemen. I'm picking up one of these tomorrow:

Wow there are a lot of dirty old men on this forum. Askin me exactly what I do for a living, where I work, if I shave my chest LOL.

OH NO the elderly on here have destroyed my rep points NOOOOOO hhahahaa.

LMAO

Have fun witht he 21 year old ravers. And for God's sake - POST PICTURES!!

How do you jump to "dirty old men" from them asking "what I do for a living, where I work and if I shave my chest"?

I'm curious how that line of thought originates.

Dirty? Why would you say that?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is this fascination with age that you have? Do you not intend to reach your mid-30s or something? James Dean-ish?

He doesn't wash his legs??

hey midnight_buzzard...how come it's so important to you to do this?
i mean, coming on this board of old fat f@cks and trying to impress us...
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I will, dude. I most certainly will! I'm going to break out my black and white Polaroid, even.

But, what exactly is a "rave" and how do I procure the address of said "rave"?

probably an upgrade from his norm though, which is likely inflatable.

The way he rides his bike, obviously not.

Still, there's some high quality entertainment here. His unintentional humor value is through the roof...

I guarantee you that he comes from a divorced family, hates his father and is an only child.

That blonde is slutty hot.

actually moron, I do have a brother and my parents are still together. Thanks for assuming though.

Again I cant believe the envy from these dirty old fat guys.

This is from your reply to the tailgate post. It would almost be worth the trip!

Hey, vulture, killer abs. What's your workout routine? Nice pecs, too.

Aha! A breakthrough! Why do you hate your father?

LMAO

Here's another gal that his motorcycle pulled apparently.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r.../myspace12.jpg

That's fantastic though.

Lots of X plus 19 hours of dancing every day.

Nice tan, too. You lay out or tanning beds?

LMAO LMAO

LMAO

That might be your sister or cousin or something... Post nudies. Then we'll believe you. Actually, wait, that's against policy. PM them to me. Then I'll believe you, and tell everyone else to believe you too.

Of course, she might still be your sister or cousin, but don't mention that part and us old farts will just ignore that bit.

You are bad, old, fat, dirty man.

excellent work....where'd you find that?

That blonde probably gives amazing blowjobs. She looks experienced.

ROFLROFLROFL

This chick is definitely a butterface.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r.../myspace10.jpg

Oh - and here we are again with a couple of other folks who like motorcycles. It appears the one on the left may have picked up a little extra burn around the mouth there - perhaps from sucking on the tailpipe - no?
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...3/myspace8.jpg

Jeez -- her chin is bigger than Cowher's...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r.../myspace13.jpg

Do you like older women, Vulture?

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1214420344

I live in Atlanta. I can get a tan outside in like 10 minutes.

ANd this Donger guy is obsessive. Askin me about my dad. Um he is doing fine thanks. Hates me riding though.