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KCUnited 05-20-2013 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 9695755)
Ditto

My old lady is 5'1" and 96 lbs. I love a good spinner.
She's been a little dead fish for me lately, but I don't expect much from 6's. :evil:

Direckshun 05-20-2013 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695759)
I don't know about super models but everything else was spot on.

but you still are not on the list
I have actually had ChiefsPlanet up on a laptop at a bar once.

It was during the third day of the draft, I wanted to get out of the house but watch the draft in all my drafturbating glory.

Hootie 05-20-2013 07:26 PM
I used to bring my laptop to the bar and post on CP every Sunday during the Chiefs games...

all of my girlfriends know I'm the guy who always gets banned from ChiefsPlanet

and they find it hot

and then they blow me

hard

with teeth

and they have dicks

Mr_Tomahawk 05-20-2013 07:26 PM
OP has to get updated with "the" list.

digger 05-20-2013 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9695490)
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
"Joey, do you ever watch gladiator movies?"

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Hammock Parties 05-20-2013 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9695770)
I have actually had ChiefsPlanet up on a laptop at a bar once.

It was during the third day of the draft, I wanted to get out of the house but watch the draft in all my drafturbating glory.
The last time I got laid, I was over at this girl's house. We did the deed and were relaxing on the couch.

I borrowed her tablet and logged onto the planet.

Buck 05-20-2013 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9695784)
The last time I got laid, I was over at this girl's house. We did the deed and were relaxing on the couch.

I borrowed her tablet and logged onto the planet.
What year was that?

Direckshun 05-20-2013 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695778)
I used to bring my laptop to the bar and post on CP every Sunday during the Chiefs games...

all of my girlfriends know I'm the guy who always gets banned from ChiefsPlanet

and they find it hot

and then they blow me

hard

with teeth

and they have dicks
Never done that. I actually almost never participate in those anymore because, like, everybody in my family is hardcore into the Chiefs and gameday is a social holiday in our eyes.

About 20% of the time, I'm having to DVR it because the lady asks me to do crap during gameday.

Hootie 05-20-2013 07:30 PM
every girlfriend of mine in the past and in the future understands Sunday is MY DAY...the DAY OF THE DRAGON....

they know better

LoneWolf 05-20-2013 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695759)
I don't know about super models but everything else was spot on.

but you still are not on the list
Goddammit, now I has a sad.

Direckshun 05-20-2013 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695801)
every girlfriend of mine in the past and in the future understands Sunday is MY DAY...the DAY OF THE DRAGON....

they know better
Yeeaaahhhh... Mine did too.

I'm willing to bet, before you have been shuffled off of this mortal coil, that that's a bullet you'll end up biting more than a few times.

Thig Lyfe 05-20-2013 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695691)
you're off the list
:( Nooooooo

KC native 05-20-2013 07:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9695795)
Never done that. I actually almost never participate in those anymore because, like, everybody in my family is hardcore into the Chiefs and gameday is a social holiday in our eyes.

About 20% of the time, I'm having to DVR it because the lady asks me to do crap during gameday.
You're doing it wrong. My wife knows to not even ask me to do shit while the Chiefs are on. Same applies for TCU and Spurs games and Formula 1 races.

BossChief 05-20-2013 07:35 PM
Hey, if this cephalic trauma guy made it...I might have a chance.

But, like pestilence, hootie simply doesn't like me so my guess is that I'm probably tied for 102.

Direckshun 05-20-2013 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9695821)
You're doing it wrong. My wife knows to not even ask me to do shit while the Chiefs are on. Same applies for TCU and Spurs games and Formula 1 races.
You might be right.

Sundays are one of the few days we get to do shit together during the day. So we take it and sometimes, sadly, that means I have to put off a Chiefs game for a few hours.


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