12:56 CST

Damn, I am so lost....

You are really trying to confuse him aren't ya?

[Sam Hall]I've always had an imaginary friend named Bob.
I met him in the hospital the day I was born.
He was in the crib next to me.

Yeah, that's it.[/Sam Hall]

http://www.leenite.org/jonisland/graphics/liar.jpg

He could buy a clock.

You're easily confused, aren't ya?

better?

Sometimes... Man I feel like a reerun in a room full of door knobs!

But then he'd have to learn to read it, and I don't think he's up to that challenge. :)

You dont have to belittle me....


Jim and Coke is doing well. It is amazing I can type worth a sh*t.

Much.

Thank god for digital clocks.

Well the whole am/pm thing can be confusing. Even on a digital clock. Took most of first grade for me to learn it.

I apologize. Was that too aggressive? :)

good thing they dont have am/pm on instrument approach plates, or I would be screwed....

My passangers wouldnt be happy either.

I am to please.

Kidding, I thought it was funny...

I know. I was referring to the conversation earlier about people getting insulted easy.

Who told you that?

Damn, I still have 3 more of these long ass work days the next 2 weeks.

Anyways, let me tell all of you about my new job.

I work at a place called Commercial Printing and its basically all types of printing (business cards, stationary, letterhead, copies, heavy duty binding, stapling, and flyer/brochure making).

Its my first full time job and I make $10/hr. Thats not much, but the most I've ever made.

Its really relaxed and everyone there is cool.

Anyways, just thought I'd let you know what Im doing out here in San Diego.

That is why I said it....

And we all thought you were just wasting your life being a Charger fan.



Seriously though I'm glad you found a decent job.

Um? Bob?

I chipped my tooth today

Jeez.

10 bucks an hour in SD?
I hope you still live at home.

You still have teeth?

That is what I was wondering too. Wow

ROFL


I'm not skip old

Thats why you have the male hooker take the leather off before attempting to go down.

I said teeth not tooth...

Figures.

That damn Bob is a lying drunk bastard.

OMG, you just jacked that one out of the park...

You are wrong on so many levels.

I know, the bastard cant be trusted!

Tell me about it. Money is tight. I moved out of my moms house a couple years ago, but I have moved back in.

I thought we covered this earlier, no sword crossing for me.

Bob wouldn't appreciate people talking bad about him behind his back.

Keep plugging along... Get your degree and you will be fine.

Degree is the key.

Bob get angry?

I said going down. Mouth to sword, no crossing involved.

Thanks, I hope thats true.

Hopefully if I stay in SD for a while, I can get some good money at this job. It seems like everyone loves working there.

You sound like Gunt defending Kendrell Bell.

Bob suffers in silence.

Sam, I just accidentally killed Bob. Stop talking about him now...............Postwhore.

No NO NO NO dude on dude, mouth on sword talk...

That is just sick, very sick.

Murderer!

NEVER DO ASS TO MOUTH!!1

sorry, you are thinking of the UNAW


my thoughts on sword crossing, means not even in the same proximity. Same room = no boom boom.

"Sometimes in the heat of the moment...it's acceptable to go ass to mouth"

I guess if her ass looks better than her face?

A/S/L???

Desperate?

Bob can't die. Bob says we're all a bunch of postwhores, but there's no shame in being a postwhore on Chiefsplanet.com.

Oh no, wife is sweet and hawt...

married 15 years and still 2-3 times a week.

Life is good for us!

I'm an ass man.

Or is that I'm an ass?

Bob have 9 lives?

When do we get to talk to Bob? I let you talk to my imaginary friend.

Bob is immune to death.

I'll talk to Bob about making on appearance sometime soon.

Bob is death...

Bob spells his name backwards

Honestly, I would go ass to mouth, depending on the chick.

Like this one...
http://i5.ebayimg.com/03/i/08/09/37/49_1_sbl.JPG

Don't think we'll let you forget.

I highly doubt that his imaginary friend is nearly as interesting and entertaining as yours.

You're biased.

I'd even let her go mouth to ass on me!!!!:p

Goodnight everyone. Aces is home so I think I'll spend some time with him. Plus I promised the kids pancakes in the morning so I should get some sleep.

Me?
Biased?

Not a chance.

goodnight betty boop, oop oop oop.


I mean roast beef sandwich.

Night all, the jayhawks are on at 11 am. Need some sleep, have ass loads of homework to do tomorrow and Sunday..

Enjoyed.

OK. Imagine you are in the 12:30 thread.

PUSSY

Good night.

Pussy

goodnight poohnaaaahnie

I think I lost my burst too, pussy me out.

If you mean her ass to your mouth then yeah, but if vice versa, then all I can say is, GHEY.

pussy

Damnit. My balls rubbed against the side of my leg all day and now I have a rash.

They have a surgery to correct that.

Shit how could I forget

He doesn't need the surgery.
He's already a pussy.